Lance Ballance
"<---this says it all about living with Lance."

Male
41 years old
Birmingham, Alabama
United States



Last Login: 10/8/2008
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    Lance Ballance's Interests
GeneralRadio, Homebrewing, Drinking GOOD Red Wine, My Family, Golf, and Football!!!
Moviesthe Star Wars Sex-tology. Animal House, The Blues Brothers (Belushi was a genius), Iron Man, Midnight Run, and Diner.
TelevisionThe Sopranos, The Simpsons, Deadliest Catch, Dirty Jobs, The Office, and Seinfeld.

If Clint Eastwood directed "The Office"...



BooksLeather-bound ones, that make my office smell of rich mahogany.
Heroes
What Monty Python Character are you?

Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?
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     Lance Ballance's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Sacramento, CA
Body type:6' 1"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Program Director, WMJJ-FM Birmingham, AL

   Lance Ballance's Schools
Encina High
Sacramento,California
Graduated: 1985
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1981 to 1985

   Lance Ballance's Companies
Clear Channel Radio
Birmingham, Alabama US
Program Director
Magic 96.5 WMJJ-FM




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   Lance Ballance's Blurbs
About me:
The 30 second "Lance": Married for 15 years to my amazing wife, Brenda. (The ultimate radio wife)We have 2 amazing daughters, Daryn and Allyn. Even though we moved around a lot as I grew up, my parenst finaly settled in Sacramento, CA, and that is where they are now. I've been in radio all of my adult life, and have been fortunate to work with some amazing talent.
MySpace
Who I'd like to meet:
Clint Eastwood...he's just bad ass. Edwin Howard Armstrong...inventor of FM.

JohnMcCain.com

And...this guy.





Folks who don't remember that they know me...



And...Pearl.

..>The Landlord on FunnyOrDie.com..>

   Lance Ballance's Friend Space (Top 32)
Lance Ballance has 87 friends.
 Tony 


 Skippyhead Rich 


 Soon2b Mrs. Singing Phillip 


 Mikey At The Disco 


 Justin 


 Scott 

Is Online
 Justin Chase 


 Todd Nuke 'Em 


 Jeff McCartney 


 Brad 


 Karson With a K 


 Brian 


 Marla 


 Mark 


 The Beatles 


 Traveling Wilburys 


 The Boogie Knights 


 Bloom County 


 Frank Caliendo 


 David Letterman 


 TomRockStarr 


 the Musick's 


 Marcella&hearts; 


 Sammy Hagar The Red Rocker 


 James 


 The Office 


 Pam/Jenna 


 Kevin Malone 


 Angela Martin 


 creed 


 Melora Hardin 


 John McCain 





Lance Ballance's Friends Comments
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Marla





Sep 2 2008 2:57 PM

Surely and thanks for feeding me!
Skippyhead Rich





Aug 26 2008 2:12 AM

Jump yer ass back in that pool, son. Just don't fergit yer waders and watch out fer the floatin' baby root's!

"it's not that bad..."

~RF
Skippyhead Rich





Aug 22 2008 7:00 AM

Happy Bronco Bustin' Birfday To Youse, Lance Bartholemew Ballance!

May it be filled with hap-penis and joyiousness. And beer!

Kick back, raise a glass, watch some Monty Python and all in all have a wunnerful birfday!

~RF
Le Bonheur Children's Medical Center





Jul 18 2008 3:33 PM

Thanks for adding us! Looking forward to radiothon next week!! Thanks for everything you do for us, we appreciate you! Hope you have a great day!
Tauntaun





Jun 18 2008 11:25 AM

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Mark





Jun 16 2008 11:25 PM

Hey Lance!!! Back from Vegas. Ryan (he's now 17) and his band opened for the Stone Temple Pilots this weekend!!!!
check out myspace. com/billyboyonpoison

Love to the Fam!!!!
Marla





Jun 11 2008 3:27 PM

It's Lance & Lil' Bit!
Lance and Lil Bit part deux
Justin





Jun 9 2008 4:05 AM

Thanks! How are things goin' on your end?
Kelsey Skaggs





May 15 2008 6:46 PM

thank you for your friendship..
kelsey
Paulette





Mar 23 2008 3:18 PM

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Skippyhead Rich





Jan 31 2008 5:10 AM

What the hell is Lance Ballance doing in California?

The stat-chute of limitations must be up...
Brad





Jan 30 2008 2:49 PM

I have forgiven your sins. . . Not like my opinion really counts. . .
-Father Carson
Clayton





Jan 28 2008 6:25 PM

So how are you guys doin out there?
Marla





Jan 24 2008 12:25 AM

Ah the sweet smell of desperation...like high school all over again. Or last week.
Dalton's Massage Space





Jan 25 2008 4:21 AM

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Thanks for the add!
Van Storm





Jan 11 2008 10:59 PM

Thanks for showing my cousin the shop. He heads back to the U.K. today (No not to Lexington).
Marla





Jan 11 2008 4:17 PM

Why did the Elkdeer cross the road? Two in the hand is worth 3 in the Elkdeer? The grass is always greener on the other side of the Elkdeer. It works anywhere!
Clayton





Jan 11 2008 7:11 AM

What up, 'Cuz-in-law?
Skippyhead Rich





Oct 16 2007 5:11 AM

HAIL TO THE KING OF THE BISTRO STEAK SALADS!

Ah, yes but nothing beats the Old Days of 2:00 a.m. chicken fried steaks at, oh, Lyon's or Eppie's or...what the hell was the other one???

And then, of course, Jay would puke his up. Ah, memories. Dose were da dayyyyyyyyyyyyze.

Lance Ballance used to dance a wunnerful Skippyhead Shuffle. Mostly, though when he had to pee.

~Skippyhead Rrrrrrrrrrich
Memphis Belles Football Team





Oct 9 2007 9:26 PM

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Marla





Oct 9 2007 8:45 PM

Van Storm





Oct 6 2007 12:18 PM

Thanks for covering for me at the ballpark! See you there in '08?
Hector





Jul 28 2007 9:22 AM

Good ole Lance...I like your Simpzonize self...haha. greetings from Dallas...
Skippyhead Rich





Jul 21 2007 4:26 AM