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Lance Patrick
Stand-Up / Sketch Comedy / As Seen on TV

		I kissed a squirrel,...and I liked it! Male 28 years old HOLLYWOOD United States Last Login: 12/23/2009

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Lance Patrick's Interests

General	Here I am with my very own MidgTard! Isn't he just the cutest thing ever?
Heroes	My mom throwin up the double duece while rockin her "Lance Patrick is my homeboy" tshirt. haha

Lance Patrick's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Elkhart, Indiana
Body type:	0' 4"
Ethnicity:	Other
Zodiac Sign:	Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Income:	$250,000 and Higher

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Who I'd like to meet:
Jesus, Your Mom, Tommy Lee, Tupac & any random midget. (In no particular order). TRUE FEELINGS, I couldn't make those up if I wanted to!

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Alexis	Dec 19 2009 6:02 AM Have a good day!
Martiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin Moreno	Dec 19 2009 6:02 AM YOU'RE NOT DOWN = ) MM
¥ Robbie ¥	Dec 18 2009 8:57 AM MyHotComments *HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! YUR BUDDY, ~ ROBBIE~*
Derek McEntire ™	Dec 17 2009 6:31 AM Thanx man!
Matt	Dec 17 2009 6:24 AM Merry XMAS Kid!
Derek McEntire ™	Dec 12 2009 9:33 PM Hope u had a great b-day man!!!!!
Snake	Dec 12 2009 9:33 PM Happy BDay Lancey Pancey see u in LA next year
gloria	Dec 12 2009 1:32 AM Happy Birthday! :-)
Artist, Writer, Illustrator Remie James	Dec 12 2009 1:06 AM Have a Happy Birthday!
Dalia	Dec 12 2009 12:01 AM Happy HAPPY Birthday!!!!!!
Lotus Photo	Dec 11 2009 10:50 PM Happy Birthday!
TITO	Dec 11 2009 10:50 PM HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE hope its a great one
❤PATY❤Masheti	Dec 11 2009 10:50 PM Happy Birthday
MISS RUBY TUESDAY	Dec 11 2009 10:50 PM Hey Lance... just wanted to stop by & wish you a great year ahead... Happy Birthday. hugs
KAZUMASA	Dec 11 2009 4:56 PM Happy Birthday!
Lora	Dec 11 2009 4:56 PM
Avalon Limousine Service Inc	Dec 11 2009 4:56 PM Hope you have a good day my friend. Happy Birthday.
Robby Is Standing On His Head & Eating A Bug	Dec 11 2009 4:56 PM Have A Wonderful Day
Kathy	Dec 11 2009 4:56 PM Send to friends / Add to profile MySpace Comments
Avalon Limousine Service Inc	Dec 10 2009 1:07 AM Hey man don't forget me when ya come to Ga. I'll gladly pick you up in style.
corina	Dec 9 2009 8:58 PM Nice meeting you too!!! OMG ur bday is 1 day after mine!!! what a coincidence!!! happy belated bday!
Jerome Cleary	Dec 8 2009 8:58 PM happy birthday!
Nanci Filipelli	Dec 7 2009 9:25 PM And what's this fourth place horse manure?! I want to be #1 in your life! What about what the therapist said?
Nanci Filipelli	Dec 7 2009 9:14 PM haha..well..there is always the good ole fashion telephone...and if that doesn't work we are friends on facebook, we follow eachother on twitter and I'm pretty sure that's you sitting in your car parked outside my building wearing the trench coat and "there's gotta be something wrong with that guy" hat.
Nanci Filipelli	Dec 7 2009 9:36 AM Hollywood. I guess we both have the same nick name? I just changed mine when I saw yours

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