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music, writing, human rights, politics, spirituality/religions (not religious though), pop culture, psychology, cooking, dirty martinis, big ol' butts, anything Italian, and debauchery. big on the debauchery. Assassin Trailer
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Music
Stevie Wonder, Fiona Apple, Madonna, Janet, Mary J. Blige, Bjork, Erkyah Badu, Tori Amos (especially Pele & the weird shit), Mozart, Mimi, Wu-Tang Clan, Radiohead, Missy Elliott, Joni Mitchell, Outkast, Lenny Kravitz, Air, John Legend, CeCe Peniston, music from India, old school motown, jazz, jungle/D&B, hip hop, bossa nova. In general, if it doesn't suck or isn't poorly produced I'll listen.

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Movies
American Beauty, Kill Bill, Coming to America, Fight Club, Mommie Dearest, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Crash, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Wild Things, Being John Malkovich, Identity, Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, Les Biches, What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (I'm writing a letter to Dad-dy...)
Television
Karen & Jack, The Golden Girls, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Drawn Together, Being Bobby Brown, Maury, Chappelle's Show, Desperate Housewives, Arrested Development, America's Next Top Model, Strangers with Candy, I Love the 7/8/90's, Best Week Ever, The Surreal Life - Season 3, Queer as Folk, Wife Swap, Lidia's Italian-American Kitchen, Nigella Bites (any show with gluttonous tramps really), Conan, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, and of course DAYS OF OUR MOTHERFUCKING LIVES!!!!! I'm also a raging news junkie. Fox News and whiskey make for great comedy... width="425" height="350">....>
Books
anything by Toni Morrison; Skinny Legs & All, Midnight's Children, As I Lay Dying, The God of Small Things, Flesh & Blood, Bailey's Cafe, American Pastoral, Jesus & Buddha, Green Eggs & Ham, Cooking with Cannibis, any of Sister Wendy's clicking-the-mouse-to-art books. That bitch makes art so fucking HOT!
Heroes
T. S. Eliot, the Dalai Lama, Stevie Wonder, Toni Morrison, Maya Angelou, Naomi Campbell, William Faulkner, Katherine Jackson, and maybe you. I'm holding out for a hero til the morning light...

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I love irony. I hate hypocrisy. I'm a sweetie. I'm a bitch. I've been in Philly for about 3 years. Anything else, you can just ask. Just beware - I keeps it real... width="425" height="350">

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Which Janet Jackson are you? (Girls only)

You are the mysterious Janet. Your ego is dark and you always hide your shyness by an arrogance. No one knows what you feel. Maybe you don't want to be like other girls around you. Or maybe you're only depressed about what's going on in the world. The Janet songs that most fit to you are "If", "Got till it's gone", "You" and "I get lonely".
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*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Orlando
Birthday:	July 27
Birthplace:	Lancaster, PA
Current Location:	Philly, whu whu?
Eye Color:	Brown
Hair Color:	Black
Height:	6'
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right
Your Heritage:	Puerto Rican
The Shoes You Wore Today:	My Work Sneakers
Your Weakness:	Italians, Chocolate, Red Wine
Your Fears:	I ain't never scared.
Your Perfect Pizza:	The spot by my old crib in Brooklyn
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Love.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	omg
Thoughts First Waking Up:	What time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature:	Eyes or Lips.
Your Bedtime:	When I'm tired.
Pepsi or Coke:	PEPSI!
MacDonalds or Burger King:	BK represent!
Single or Group Dates:	Single. WTF is a group date? Sounds like a bad MTV show.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Neither. Fresh brewed on ice w. Splenda.
Chocolate or Vanilla:	CHOCOLATE!!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Coffee. Fuck Starbucks.
Do you Smoke:	When I feel like it, but not usually.
Do you Swear:	Fuck Yeah!
Do you Sing:	Do re mi......
Do you Shower Daily:	yes
Have you Been in Love:	yes
Do you want to go to College:	been there, done that.
Do you want to get Married:	I want a Vegas wedding to a woman, annulled the next day. Other than that, I'm legally barred. Thank you, America.
Do you belive in yourself:	usually
Do you get Motion Sickness:	no
Do you think you are Attractive:	no
Are you a Health Freak:	at times
Do you get along with your Parents:	hahahaha
Do you like Thunderstorms:	LOVE them!
Do you play an Instrument:	a few
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	yep
In the past month have you Smoked:	yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	alcohol is a drug. so is caffeine. so is tylenol.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	HELL no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	yes
In the past month have you been on Stage:	yes
In the past month have you been Dumped:	hard to do when you're single
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	just hearts.
Ever been Drunk:	HAHAHAHA
Ever been called a Tease:	yes
Ever been Beaten up:	I got gay bashed twice. It felt nice.
Ever Shoplifted:	When i was 5. I took Bazooka Gum.
How do you want to Die:	in my sleep.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	someone who betters the life of others.
What country would you most like to Visit:	Italy. Again. Japan and India are up there too.
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	Brown or Green
Favourite Hair Color:	Dark
Short or Long Hair:	Short
Height:	Close to mine (easier to snuggle)
Weight:	don't care
Best Clothing Style:	?
Number of Drugs I have taken:	wait, I thought we were talking about in a boy/girl...
Number of CDs I own:	abt 500
Number of Piercings:	2, working on a 3rd
Number of Tattoos:	none, working on a 1st
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	4
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Who I'd like to meet:

if you're cool, we're cool. say hi. i'm all about creating some symbiosis. oh, also - if you're italian, a firefighter, or you have scars, definitely say hi. like, now.