one in chicago. one in toronto. both soon to finland.
Website
fartsrule.com/toots!
Influences
Eddie Murphy
Members
tete and babu
TV Shows
"Bodacious!" (eddie murphys talk show with new and only host emily candini)
Films
All the time.
Albums
The Jim Jam Gang Goes Acapella Feat. Alana and Emily
Lani and Emi's Interests
General
one of the two of us has gained 30 pounds and the other has lost 30 pounds. guess which one is on life support!
Music
Of course we're musicians.
Movies
Oh yes, we just love movies.
Television
ya we totally go to keggers all the time with our collage pals. so, just, ya know, like "oh man i can't talk" cause i have to be at the kegger on time. just basic like that.
Books
"How I learned to be myself: The Emily Candini story of her transformation into Alana Johnston" -written by jeff griggs
Heroes
our fans. you five know who you are. pizza what? pizza everything!
About me: Lani is now in Toronto so she can give birth to a child and give it up and no one in Chicago will be the wiser. Emi has retired from comedy and is now working on finding her birth parents. If you want them to do a show you should just ask. They love reunions. They are also in a band with Danny Mora that has broken up and reunited over 60 times.
They love to promote shows they are not/ may not be in, such as the following.
Deep Schwa
Sun. i.O. Chicago 9p.m.
TJ and Dave
Wed. i.O. Chicago 11p.m.
The Second City Mainstage
Saturdays Second City Chicago 4:30a.m.
Who I'd like to meet: a less chubbier version of us. we'll say it. we've plumped up. no big one, but still.
What would you do if your son was at home? Cryin' all alone on the bathroom floor 'cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money. And his daddy's gone. Somewhere smokin' rock now in an' outta lock down, I ain't got a job now. So, to you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life. Hmmmumm.
I'm gonna see you more often I think no? Who is this, Steve or Freddie, Freddie or Steve, or Marco?
Have you seen the new house? I think you know who this is already because of the good spelling and grammar.
