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Member Since12/15/2004
Band Websitehttp://eyeslitcrypt.wordpress.com
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Lapdancer: laptop, guitar, pedals, sampler, voices, microphones, mixing, programming, MiniDisc Recorder, CS Recorder, Vestax CD-J, screaming

Influences

sounds of the city, nature, onsens, women moaning, voices, various languages, fabric ripping, fingers moving across various surfaces, static, white noise, pure tones, bodily functions in an auditory context, films of all kinds, artists of all kinds, literature, erotic photography, the idea of love, tantric sex, AV videos (only the kinky ones), Gnostic cosmology, the holy and the unholy, capacitation, mindfulness, Satanism, The Church of the Subgenius, Zen Buddhism, Thelema Magick, O.T.O., Semiotics, Phenomenology, leadership theory, science-fiction, horror, xxx movies, Excremeditation, Meditation, E.M. Cioran, Samuel Delany, William T. Vollmann, Martin Heidegger, Joe D'Amato, Takashi Miike, Bernard Rudofsky, David K. Reynolds, Maruo Suehiro, Warren Bennis, Discordianism, Vedanta Hinduism, Christianity, Sufism, Thoth tarot, Manara Tarot, Vincent Gallo, Tadanobu Asano, Sogo Ishii, Kiyokazu Washida, Constructive Living, Amarillo Records, Mimicry Records, Elsie and Jack Recordings, Troniks/PacRec, Audiobot, Self-Satisfied, Obscurica, Knife in the Toaster, Swampland, Lee Thayer, Corey Anton, Saint-Exupery, Walker Percy, Merleau-Ponty, Georges Bataille, Levinas

BANDS AND ARTISTS THAT I OFTEN RETURN TO:

Afrirampo, Acid Mothers Afrirampo, Alva Noto, Ami Yoshida, Alva Noto, Alvarius B., The Angels of Light, Anton Fier, Antonio Carlos Jobim, aodl, Area, Asterisk, AsvA, The Beacy Boys, Big Picture, Bohren und der Club of Gore, Bonnie Prince Billy, Bruno Coulais, Caroliner, Cephalic Carnage, The Cherry Point, Cornelius, Circle, Corrupted, Daniel Lanois, Danubius, David Sylvian, Dead Can Dance, Dengue Fever, Derek Bailey, Discordance Axis, DJ/Rupture, Dr. Dooom, Emil Beaulieau, End., Ennio Morricone, Emmylou Harris, Faxed Head, Fennesz, Fred Frith, Foetus, Ghostigital, Goatsnake, Godflesh, Goon Moon, The Golding Institute, Grinderman, Guapo, Harold Budd, Heavy Seals, Hijokaidan, Iancu Dumitrescu, Impaled, Jack Costanzo, John Wiese, John Zorn, Johnny Cash, Jon Brion, Junior Kimbrough, Kaada, Kazuki Tomokawa, Kevin Drumm, Kool Keith, Kutmasta Kurt, Kyuss, Lefthanddecision, The Locust, Luis E. Bacalov, MF Doom, Magical Power Mako, Magma, Manu Chao, Mark D, Martin Denny, Masada, Masakatsu, Takagi, Masters of Illusion, Mastodon, Matt Chamberlain, Maurice Fulton, Melt-Banana, The Melvins, Merle Haggard, Merzbow, Messer Chups, Michael Hurley, Most, Mr. Bungle, Mu, Mulatu Astatke, NWA, Nat King Cole, Nearly God, Neil Hamburger, Nesin, New Kingdom, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Bruno Nicolai, Nine Horses, The Nordic Miracle, Novo Tono, Otis Redding, Otto Von Schirach, Palace (Brothers/Music/Songs), The Paragons, Phew, Peter Thomas, Piero Piccioni, Pig Destroyer, Project Polaroid, Runzelstirn and Gurgelstock, Rudolf Eb.er, Robert Wyatt, Roy Orbison, Roy Paci and Aretuska, Ryuichi Sakamoto, Sachiko M, Secret Chiefs 3, Sensational, Sex Machineguns, Skip James, Sleep, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, The Stares, Steroid Maximus, Sunn, Susumu Yokota, Talking Heads, Tholus, Thorr's Hammer, Tortoise, Ultra, The Ventures, Viktor Vaughn, Vincent Gallo, Volapuk, White Noise, Will Oldham, Willie Nelson, Yellow Swans, Yma Sumac, The Young Gods, Zip Code Rapists, Zombi, The Zombies

Sounds Like

imaginary film soundtracks, daydreams, large machinery malfunctioning, nature, bodily secretions, voices moaning, "noise," "cut-up," gunk crust grind doom pornoise murk speed, grind junk

Record LabelAudiobot, Swampland, Opposite, Obscurica, etc....
Type of LabelIndie


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   About lapdancer

Lap Dancer primarily uses laptop, pedals, microphones, samplers and found sound objects to create a hypnotic and unsettling blend of electronic experimentalism, musique concrete and harsh noise. LD has released full-lengths on American (North and South), Canadian, European and Japanese labels, splits (the Rita, aodl, Mutant Ape, etc.), collaborations (Hidekazu Wakabayashi, Nesin, aodl, Zoon) and various compilation appearances. LD has reinterpreted (with permission) the works of: Bonnie "Prince" Billy, The Youngs, The Stares, AsvA, DOT., Nesin and Calla.

LAPDANCER SOUNDTRACK INFORMATION

Lapdancer has also been featured in the Vonn Fink (Razordolls) film "Suthern Cumfort" released in 2007 through Pulse Pictures. Lapdancer continues to, as Cioran would say, "circle the periphery" of music, freely moving from harsh chaotic noise passages to soothing ambient soundscapes. This is it. You are it and I am it. Let us move out from here, dance and celebrate this bizarre and wonderful happening.

Some Pleasant and Pleasingly Not-So Pleasant Reviews of Lap Dancer

Lapdancer is joined by some guests musicians for this little beauty of an album. Yoga Kitty has weird high wordless vocals, and there is also piano and guitar melodically pinning these compositions. That is not to say pinned down. Under all of this source fluff is Lapdancers acute sinewave worship, layers of field recordings, computer manipulations, and a slew of other highly polished tricks. The result is an amazingly well refined disc of deconstucted minimalism akin to William Baskiniski; Wonderfull minimal tone worship reminecient of Sachiko M; with a strangeness of composition fitting of Sudden Infant. Very good. A nice change of pace. - Machete Mob Blog (Seattle, WA, USA)

"That high pitched noise you're using has damaged my ears. did you ever listen to this on a pair of headphones!? i'll bet you didn't because no ears can take that kind of punishment. i'm actually going to reload the song to see if it's some kind of mistake. i must be a masochist. alright, here i go....yup, same thing. this is the first song for a review that i will not keep listening to as i write. so here's some comments on the mood and the sound. one, there is no mood. you've done nothing interesting here. or tell me that your intent with the mood was to annoy, because that you accomplished. i actually can't see why else you would put this on the site except to see how bad someone can trash it. as for the sound, it's terrible. one chord. that's it? that high pitched tone was the worst sound i've ever heard. tell me that you're not serious and doing this only because you like to make other people suffer." - Listener from Chicago, IL

"what is this. am I in space. What? Hello........anyone out there. Man WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT." - Listener from San Jose, CA

"A potential soundtrack haunter with great craftsmanship of atmosphere. It doesn't really have an audience, but it gets plenty of credit for just how goddamn creepy it could be if combined with an alien ship exploration scene." - Listener from Knoxsville, Tennessee

Available Now:

Lapdancer: Slow Dance EP (Wabisabi Recordings)

RUNZELSTIRN & GURGELSTOCK / MLEHST LP (BELIEF, UK) EURO 16.00 new 2006 recordings by both. Runzelstirn & Gurgelstock very special, like a traditional japanese theatre-play, but so very wrong and disturbing. Mlehst with excellent electro-accoustic collage sound. Limited edition of 250 copies heavy vinyl in fullcolour split-cover. Highly recommended!

The Runzelstirn & Gurgelstock side was remixed by me and then mixed again by R&G in Japan. Order Now thru Tochnit Aleph: http://www.tochnit-aleph.com/distribution

Lap Dancer: The Curse of the Pink Nurse(AUDIOBOT, Belgium)

Lap Dancer:FEMME DE ZOMBI Swampland Noise

LAP YODELER (AODL + LAPDANCER) full-length. No label yet

Lap Dancer: An Introduction to Momojiri Pornographics Green Ox


Micro-Mobile: Lapdancer: A Present for... from The Eyeslit-Crypt on Vimeo.

Lap Dancer: Metasex (p) 1-7 Xdey Recordings

Lap Dancer:Himitsu Chudoku (Knife in the Toaster)

Lap DancerBird Calls

Hidekzu Wakabayashi and Lap Dancer: The Limits of Light

Lap Dancer: Death-Letter Blues

Hidekazu Wakabayashi and Lap Dancer: Limitless Light

Nesin and Lap Dancer: The Vanity Remixes

Lap Dancer:Night Rituals of the Gaping Secretion

Lap Dancer: Abyssinia

The Cherry Point/Lap Dancer: MUGSHOTS Vol.5

Lap Dancer/December 23rd: Split cdr (Enmity Records)

SOLO WORKS

Lap Dancer: "Glamorous Noise Angels" (n0-age net label)

Lap Dancer: Triptych cdr (Self-Satisfied)

Lap Dancer: Noise for Skirt Manipulation (Opposite Records)

Lap Dancer: Scathe (Swampland)

Lap Dancer: Brazil, Japan - 3" mini cd-r (Knife in the Toaster)

Lap Dancer: Cute Pink Blood (Obscurica)

SPLIT RELEASES

The Rita/Lap Dancer: Split cd-r (Swampland)

Mutant Ape/Lap Dancer: Split cdr (April 2005)

Clear Days Always vs. Lap Dancer (Self-Satisfied)

aodl/lapdancer: Carpet Hag (Xdey Records)

COMPILATION APPEARANCES

Couscous: Compilation remixes of Clear Days Always (Self-Satisfied)

Lap Dancer: Paradox (A Secret) featured on "Stagedive Suicide" Compilation from Xdiedenroutey Records.

Lap Dancer + Warning Broken Machine: "Funya Funya Ni Naru," from Roil Noise International Noise collaboration compilation release

Lap Dancer on "Microphone as Sound Source" compilation

Nesin vs. Lap Dancer collaboration (Shit Eye Cassettes)

 


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Mar 17 2009 9:13 PM

Yo!

I'm now mostly on twitter.. Please "follow me" over there..

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Jan 22 2009 7:44 PM

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Feb 1 2009 5:11 PM

BRAND NEW SHIRTS as of febuary... also new CDs and new songs up... feel free to listen and/or drink beer
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Feb 8 2009 6:22 PM

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Feb 8 2009 10:36 PM

Hi!

It’s been far too long since I last said hello and so much has happened I thought it about time we said hello.

We’ve changed a lot, now we are an “UltraModern, post-electro rock, post-nu rave behemoth where Muse and Mansun meet a Massive Attack with Duran Duran pop sensibilities, louder guitars, and a stunning female front person/guitar virtuoso”, or so we have been told.

I’d love to know what you’ve been up to since we disappeared into the dark damp studio cave, let us know how it’s going, I’m always up for a chat!

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Mar 1 2009 4:29 PM

Hi lapdancer
WE ARE NOW ONLINE WITH FOUR LP.
THIS IS THE SIGNAL THAT THE LIFE GOES ON.
WE WANT TO GO ON...

AND SO IN THE MEMORY OF A FRIEND THAT WE'LL NEVER FORGET HERE WE ARE:

ROOTS CONNECTION "ANIMYSTIC"
OUR SECOND LP .
(PHISICALLY ONLY IN ITALY FROM THE 1TH OF APRIL 2009).
IT'S ENRICO MICHELETTI LAST WILL.



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OUR FIRST ALBUM.
IT'S A MEETING BETWEEN DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND DIFFERENT KIND OF MUSIC.


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CHECK OUT OUR SPACE FOR MORE INFO.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
KEEP THE BLUES ALIVE!
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Mar 14 2009 2:10 PM

Hey thanks for accepting our request, we hope you like our music, would be great to meet you one day on a Gwydion show.
Our merchandise is available for sale, to order send mail: shop@gwydion.org or do it in our myspace.

Greetings from Portugal, Gwydion
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Mar 14 2009 10:46 PM

Hi !<br /><br />I’m just sending a little message around as we have a question and we want to ask our friends for input.<br />We cannot decide whether to release the Album in late May or June. We plan to tour from mid May and the argument is that if we release in June we can tie the release into the fan build from the tour, but it might get squashed with all the Summer and festival releases, however, if we release in May it might have less competition but we won’t have the tour working yet to promote it.<br />What do you think? I’d love to hear your opinion on this.<br /><br />DawnyVic<br />Scarlet/blonde<br />www.scarletblonde.com<br />www.twitter.com/scarletblonde<br />Facebook: http://en-gb.facebook.com/people/Scarlet-Blonde/548590526<br />Aim/MSN:dawn@scarletblonde.com<br /><br />
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Dec 24 2008 4:04 PM

Have a super great x-mas, Jamie!!

// Olof
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Sep 8 2008 10:17 AM

Hey cheers for being my friend! Add my remix page as well if you want at:

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Sep 23 2008 5:02 PM

My dear friend,
I am sorry about the spam but I wanted to let you know that my new Album is available now on LP and CD. Both are limited editions and they come with a wonderful artwork by Jason Yates.

Please spread the word, I could need any kind of support.

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Oct 4 2008 8:39 AM

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Nov 29 2008 4:46 PM

...a delicate blend of organics and synthetics... "FBOM7" has now been released by request. Ya ready? also, check out the beautifully orchestrated "ios", the supersexy “spin”, and the hypnotic “Mei li”. as always, i love to hear your thoughts/feelings. love, schwa
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Nov 30 2008 5:02 PM

Thanks so much! new Lickets video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZIGjX0KywM
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Dec 2 2008 5:56 PM

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Dec 22 2008 6:15 PM

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Sep 14 2008 3:57 AM

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Sep 7 2008 1:45 PM

Debut album "Deformed Future // Genetic Nightmare" Out Now!!

Also order album cover shirts from myspace site...
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Sep 6 2008 11:08 PM

Howdy, Jamie!

There's a new song uploaded!
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Sep 6 2008 1:46 AM

Quit messing about in other strange countries and show LA some noise!
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Aug 31 2008 10:56 PM

New song on this crappy profile!

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Jul 17 2007 6:47 PM

Hey How is it going?

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Aug 24 2008 5:00 PM

What do you think of the new songs??
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Aug 21 2008 5:15 PM

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