J.R., a.k.a. Juice, a.k.a. Laredo Slider, a.k.a. Yaah! Whutdadeal!...

My profile has been erased, so I'm going to keep it simple (i smoke too much to get into an introduction about myself, with proper ebonics and wOrDz tHat looK LiKe tHey WerE TYpeD bY a tHirD gRader). So:

Shit I like:

Sports (Mets, Giants, Knicks, Rangers, University of Southern California)

Poker

Women/Porn (they both bitch and moan, and you end up having to turn the volume down to avoid being embarrassed)...lol (click here for TOP FIVE HOTTEST WOMEN RIGHT NOW!!!!!!)

West Coast is where I reside, but...

Jersey is where I'm from (the best people in the world, as long as you don't cut them off)

Music? Hip Hop/Rap is what I listen to. Top MC's Right Now? Lil Wayne, Sean Price, Ghost, Buckshot, Me

What would be our perfect first date? You show up at my house around 7 (bring blunts...and Popeye's). I hit, then eat, we watch a movie (a.k.a. I watch hoops then play XBOX with my friends, while you clean my room). I pass out. I wake up in the morning and you're gone...lol. I'm a hopeless romantic, aren't I?

What do I do for a living? See "What would be our perfect first date" Go to Laredoslider.com, only if you have a sense of humor!