Disaster Area
Indie / Hip Hop / Other
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"Mr. Desatio speaks to no one."
Providence, RHODE ISLAND
United States
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2/16/2005
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| Member Since | 2/2/2005 | | Band Members | Hotblack Desatio | | Type of Label | None |
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| About Disaster Area |
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"The biggest... the loudest... the richest... rock band in the history of... history itself!"***********************************************************
Disaster Area, a plutoniam rock band from the Gagrakacka Mind Zones, are generally held to be not only the loudest rock band in the Galaxy, but in fact the loudest noise of any kind at all. Regular concery goers judge that the best sound balance is usually to be heard from within large concrete bunkers some thirty-seven miles from the stage, while the musicians themselves play their instruments by remote control from within a heavily insulated spaceship which stayes in orbit around the planet-- or more frequently around a completely different planet.********************************************************* Their songs are on the whole very simple and mostly follow the familiar theme of boy-being meets girl-being beneath a silvery moon, which then explodes for no adequately explored reason. ********************************************************************** Many worlds have now banned their act altogether, sometimes for artistic reasons, but most commonly because the band's public address system contravenes local strategic arms limitations treaties. ************************************************************************* This has not, however, stopped their earnings from pushing back the boundries of pure hypermathmatics, and their chief research accountant has recently been appointed Professor of Neomathmatics at the University of Maximegalon, in recognition of both his General and his Special Theories of Disaster Area Tax Returns, in which he proves that the whole fabric of the space-time continuum is not merely curved, it is in fact totally bent.
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