About me:
I have liberated myself! I am a free gnome, but I still have to work in the garden, which sucks. But it's either that or be thrown out to the mean streets of Manheim, PA. I love to drink beer, smoke cigarettes, and do some extra-curricular activities, if you catch my drift. *wink* I do love the garden, but I also love my t-shirts and thongs, they rule and if you have time you should check them out, there's a link somewhere here on my page. And let me know what you think of my items, I like hearing feedback, also if you do get something, send me a picture! I'll post you on my site!!
Everyday is a constant battle to suppress my murderous thoughts. It's really hard sometimes to do, so many morons in this world. But no matter I have a garden to watch!! Update: 3-20-07, whoa I still have my murderous rages, so you better watch out when you're walking down that dark alley, I may just be around the corner!!!! oh, sorry I didn't mean that. I take pills to suppress those thoughts. Realli!!!
Who I'd like to meet: Other Gnomes rule, let your voice be heard!!
I think I know what happened to our friend Gnomie Ron now... I watched the video on Utube. He always said the grass was greener on the other side, I guess he meant 'of the Equator'.
Gnome in Argentina Caught On Phone Cam!
By VIRGINIA WHEELER
Published: 11 Mar 2008
A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.
The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.
Teenager Jose Alvarez - who filmed the gnome - yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina.
He said: "We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning.
"I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking.
"Suddenly we heard something - a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones.
"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."
Jose added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome.
He said: "This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighbourhood now.
"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital."
