Lars
Lars Eighner
You call it stalking; I call it my life.

Male
60 years old
AUSTIN, Texas
United States



Last Login: 6/25/2009
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    Lars's Interests
General

USENET. Gay History and theory.

Music

20th Century camp records and early '80s gay disco. DoWop and bubble gum rock.

Movies

Haven't seen anything I really liked in years.

Television

"The Daily Buzz," "Conviction" (just to look at Eric Balfour), "Lilo and Stitch," "Family Guy," "American Dad," just about anything in HD on PBS, all the Law and Order series, "Crossing Jordan," but NO CSI.

Books

If I liked books, I wouldn't try to write better ones.

Heroes

I don't believe in heroes. Except sandwiches.

Groups: The Big Gay, Lesbian, Queer, Bi, Questioning, Outrageous, & Well Read BOOK CLUBGLBT AustinGay CosmosDumpster Diving

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     Lars's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:Houston, TX
Body type:6' 2" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:Writer - retired/disabled
Income:Less than $30,000

   Lars's Schools
The University Of Texas At Austin
Austin, TX
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Ethnic Studies
 

1966 to 1982
Chamberlain-Hunt Academy
Port Gibson, MS
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
 

1964 to 1964
Lamar H S
Houston, TX
Graduated: 1966
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Debate
 

1964 to 1966

   Lars's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Other




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   Lars's Blurbs
About me:

Please, if you need a timely reply or any reply at all, send regular email to lars at larseighner dot com. This means you, students doing papers or reports (and anyon else).

There's nothing wrong here that a MacArthur grant wouldn't cure.

I'm very big in Europe.

I am the author of Travels with Lizbeth and the included essay "On Dumpster Diving," a novel Pawn to Queen Four, Lavender Blue: How to Write and Sell Gay Men's Erotica, Gay Cosmos a work of gay theory, and numerous works of short gay erotica in various collections. I have a home page.

Please join me in the Gay Cosmos group for discusions of gay science, philosophy, history, anthropology, and other gay studies (except for the arts, which are well covered in other groups.) http://groups.myspace.com/gay cosmos.

I have created a gay writing group for pros and those who are interested in going pro. I mean in writing of course! "I suffered for my art. Now it's your turn." It is "Gay Pro Writers" at http://groups.myspace.com/gpw or use the Groups menu to avoid having to log in again.

I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I deny friend requests from people under 18 as a matter of policy. If you have a school assignment about one of my works, you can find some more essays about my works and experiences on my web site (see above) and I will respond to particular questions through the email address there. Otherwise I am happy to respond to questions and discussion in one of the non-mature-rated groups I subscribe to. They are listed on the left.

Oh, yeah. If I am fortunate enough to retain more than eight friends, top friends will be rotated.

Who I'd like to meet:

Producers with plenty of financing who want to make a movie of Travels.

Must be gay-acting, no slims or butches. ... :)


   Lars's Friend Space (Randomized)
Lars has 93 friends.
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 Alberto 


 MY AUSTIN REALTOR® 


 Phil Dutra 


 Charles Casillo 


 Todd™ 


 Cylon Seven 


 Sister Rossi 


 LOGAN LYNN 


 Oilcan Harry's 


 Dave - Publisher 


 Austin's INsite 


 No Failsafe Productions 


 Timothy J. 


 scott 


 Natty 


 Niall 


 Py Kim 


 Q Monthly Austin 


 Laure J'adore 





Lars's Friends Comments
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Oh Things Mommies Do!





Jun 24 2009 10:56 PM

A Playful Celebration Of Lesbian Mothers And Their Children!

"Oh The Things Mommies Do! What Could Be Better Than Having Two?" is now on sale!

For More Information Please Visit: http://www.ohthethingsmommiesdo.com

OR

www.myspace.com/ohthethingsmommiesdo



Excerpt:
"Mommies ride bikes and conquer the flu.
They keep on the fridge the things that you drew.
Mommies jump on trampolines and plant gardens too.
They sing your favorite songs with you!
Oh the things mommies do! What could be better than having two?"..
Kira





Nov 22 2008 4:35 AM


Jimmy ROLAND!





Nov 21 2008 5:57 PM

Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY weekend!


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Timothy J.





Nov 20 2008 8:32 AM

Hi, Lars.
Thanks for adding me as a friend!
Rex





May 28 2008 1:45 PM

Hey Lars, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!




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Feb 5 2008 11:31 PM

Kira





Jan 29 2008 11:35 PM



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Love is all you need





Nov 16 2007 7:39 PM

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Love is all you need





Nov 14 2007 1:13 AM

Love is all you need





Nov 12 2007 4:06 PM

CLICK HERE OR GO TO   WWW.STALKERTRACK.COM   FOR A MYSPACE TRACKER TO TRACK WHO VISITS YOUR PROFILE
alex





Sep 2 2007 10:04 PM

Lars has 115 friends. If we all gave $100, at $11,500, we could reprint an updated "GAY COSMOS". THINK ABOUT IT. hmm....
MY AUSTIN REALTOR®





May 14 2007 3:18 AM

Happy Mother's Day to all and to all a good night! I hope you enjoyed your Mother's Day!
MY AUSTIN REALTOR®





May 1 2007 4:29 AM

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Apr 20 2007 8:32 PM

Thanks for adding us
Please do not hesitate to contact us if you have any queries.
Kind regards
Siempre Events
FORGET ⊕ME ⊕ NOT - AkMx





Apr 19 2007 5:27 PM

Hi Thanks so much for the add! you're interestign and handsome! i lived in austin texas and always return so i think is good having friends there ;P
Greetings from Mexico!
MY AUSTIN REALTOR®





Feb 15 2007 4:29 AM

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Thanks for being my friend!!!
Remmy Duchene





Feb 7 2007 6:03 PM

Just stopping by to wish you a happy valentine's day!
Courtesy of SparkleTags.com
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Remmy D
MY AUSTIN REALTOR®





Jan 31 2007 1:06 PM

Hope your laundry is getting done while your doing this...lol...jk. Thanks for the add! Let me know if you are ever in need to buy, sell or lease property!! Thanks again, Delia
Austin's INsite





Jan 23 2007 12:50 AM

I hate people who just leave a "thanks for the add" post.. so I'll say... hmmm.. no CSI huh? I see you're more of an old-school Law and Order man... nice.

Happy Monday Lars.
No matter what... INsite loves you.
Natty





Jan 15 2007 7:42 PM

Lars, your writing is the shit. When are those sequels to "Wank" coming out??
J. E.





Jan 9 2007 5:41 AM

Py Kim





Nov 29 2006 8:11 PM

Happy Wedensday!! I wanted to say hi to you and let you know that my book, "Sex Secrets of an American Geisha: How to Attract, Satisfy, and Keep Your Man, " is available now at bookstores, Amazon, and many other places. You can click the book cover below to order!





Have a good day
-PY
shane





Nov 25 2006 4:36 AM

Happy Birthday!
Remmy Duchene





Nov 24 2006 7:35 PM

Hey Lars!
Happy Birthday Tomorrow! Eat tons of cake! You deserve it because it's your day!!

XOXO
Remmy D
Jimmy ROLAND!





Nov 24 2006 3:54 PM


MySpace Comments

Lars,
Hope your Thanksgiving Day was filled with lots of happiness and your upcoming BIG DAY will involve lots of fun! Happy Birthday,

Jimmy ROLAND!
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