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  1. Kraig Schroth

    F--- Yes Ill have another beer...

  2. Kraig Schroth

    Best part of a ski trip? Ice packs and Jameson. #lutsen

  3. Kraig Schroth

    On a related note: neither do they appreciate being asked to look me in the eye as they caress my genitals #touchedbythetsa

  4. Kraig Schroth

    The #tsa do not appreciate being asked for "wallet sized prints" of your trip through the pornoscanner. #touchedbythetsa

  5. Kraig Schroth

    Had my #fitbit 24 hours and managed to lose it on a run home from the gym. Best device ever, lamest way to go!

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Interests

  • General

    languages
    body piercing
    tattoos
    Body Modification
    Punk Rock
    Ska
    Oi!
    metalcore
    people watching
    norwegian
    norway
    icelandic
    iceland
    irish
    ireland
    computers
    Guitar Hero
    Lego Star Wars
    .. ..
  • Music

    A Perfect Circle
    A.F.I.
    Against Me!
    Agent Orange
    alexisonfire
    Alkaline Trio
    Anna Nalick
    Architecture in Helsinki
    Atmosphere
    Audioslave
    Avennged Sevenfold
    Barenaked Ladies
    Beck
    Billy Idol
    Bjork
    Black Flag
    Bob Mould
    Brand New
    Briskeby
    Broken Social Scene
    Cibo Matto
    Cobra Starship
    Coheed and Cambria
    Covenant
    Dead Kennedys
    Dead Milkmen
    Deadsy
    Delillos
    Dimmu Borgir
    Dresden Dolls
    Dromhus
    Dropkick Murphys
    Edith Piaf
    Elton John
    Everything But The Girl
    Fall Out Boy
    Finch
    Flashlight Brown
    Foo Fighters
    Frig-a-go-go
    From Autumn To Ashes
    GG Allin
    Goldfinger
    Gordon Lightfoot
    Green Day
    Grovie Ghoulies
    Gunther
    Gwar
    Haste The Day
    hellogoodbye
    Hollywood Undead
    Iggy Pop
    Imogen Heap
    Irafar
    James Blunt
    Jane Monheit
    Joan Baez
    Joey Cape
    Johnny Cash
    Joni Mitchell
    Joseph Arthur
    Junior Senior
    Killers
    Kings of Convenience
    Klovner i Kamp
    Lady Soverign
    Le Tigre
    Less Than Jake
    Lisa Loeb
    Lizzie West
    Lou Reed
    M2M
    Madonna
    Madrugada
    Maria Mena
    Marilyn Manson
    Matt Skiba
    Mest
    Mike Gunther
    Milemarker
    Ministry
    Morten Abel
    Motion City Soundtrack
    New Found Glory
    Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
    NIN
    No Doubt
    NoFX
    Panic! At The Disco
    Planes Mistaken For Stars
    Polyphonic Spree
    Rage Against The Machine
    Ramones
    Reel Big Fish
    REO Speedwagon
    Richard Cheese
    Rufus Wainwright
    Sahara
    Sarah McLachlan
    Save Ferris
    Saves The Day
    Scissor Sisters
    Sex Pistols
    Sisters of Mercy
    Something Corporate
    Sorten Mould
    Spoon
    Sugarcubes
    Sum 41
    The Faint
    The Kids
    The Magnetic Fields
    The Mountain Goats
    The Pixies
    The Specials
    The Used
    The Velvet Underground
    Thrice
    Tom Waits
    Toys That Kill
    Tungtvann
    TV On The Radio
    Ugly Kid Joe
    Uncle Outrage
    Violent Femmes
    Weezer
    Yeah Yeah Yeahs
    Zap Mama
  • Movies

    Another Gay Movie
    Dark City
    Elling
    Foxfire
    Girl Interrupted
    Ghostworld
    Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
    I Am Curious (Yellow)
    Kill Bill
    Kvinnen i Mitt Liv
    Mors Elling
    Noi Albinoi
    Reykjavik 101
    Rocky Horror Picture Show
    Secretary
    Shock Treatment
    SLC Punk
    Sin City
    Snakes On A Plane
    Strangers With Candy
    Thank You For Smoking
    The Chumscrubber
    The Ninth Gate
    Tommy's Inferno
    V for Vendetta
    White Oleander
    Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
  • Television

    Absolutely Fabulous
    Babylon 5
    Coupling
    Family Guy
    French & Saunders
    Gilmore Girls
    Strangers With Candy
    The Colbert Report
    The Daily Show
    The IT Crowd
    The Vicar of Dibbley
    Will and Grace
  • Books

    Hegemony or Survival by Noam Chomsky
    Dude Where's My Country by Michael Moore
    The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams
    The Discworld Series by Pterry Pratchett
    Callahan's Crosstime Saloon by Spider Robinson
    Dharma Punx by Noah Levine
    Nation of Rebels by Joseph Heith and Andrew Potter
    Urban Tribes by Ethan Watters
  • Heroes

    V

Blurbs

About me:

my world..
all your base are belong to larsh





the essential
lines from lit

"Mike...
The whole world is a circus, if you look at it the right way:
Every time you pick up a handful of dust, and see not the dust, but a mystery or marvel there in your hand...
Every time you stop and think, 'I'm alive, and being alive is fantastic'...
Every time such a thing happens, Mike...
You are part of The Circus of Doctor Lao."
- Dr. Lao, ..The Seven Faces of Dr. Lao..

Save our city... Keep our souls, Lord... Through the Rapture of this world.
- Ludo, Save Our City

Nå skal du få; høre min hemmelighet. Den er ganske enkel : En kan bare se riktig med hjertet. Det vesentlige er usynlig for øyet.
(Now I will tell you my secret. It is very simple: one can only see correctly with one's heart. The essential things are invisible to the eye.)
- Antoine de Saint-Exupry

"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time."
- Calvin and Hobbes

"Conceal me what I am, and be my aid For such disguise as haply shall become The form of my intent."
- William Shakespeare (Twelfth Night)

"A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having."
- Emma Goldman

""The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars."
- Jack Kerouac

music
what's on the ipod

Írafár - Draumur
Against Me! - From Her Lips To God's Ears (The Energizer)
Hollywood Undead - Scene For Dummies
Buddhahead - Holding Me Back
Rancid - Ruby Soho
Deadsy - The Key To Gramercy Park
Billy Idol - Rebel Yell
Drömhus - Vil Ha Deg!!
Beck - Earthquake Weather
Motion City Soundtrack - Let's Get Fucked Up And Die
Green Day - Jesus of Surburbia
A Perfect Circle - Count The Bodies Like Sheep
My Chemical Romance - You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison
Joseph Arthur - In The Sun
Less Than Jake - Portrait Of A Cigarette Smoker At 19
Milemarker - Make Love To The Camera Obscura
Drömhus - Stjärna På Himlen
Maria Mena - Your Glasses
Suzanne Vega - Tom's Diner
The Dandy Warhols - Sleep
10cc - I'm Not In Love
Against Me! - Turn Those Clapping Hands Into Angry Balled Fists
Peter Jöbeck - Du har førlorat Mer Än Jag


me
who the fuck is larsh?

i hear voices and like to talk back to them. i like to chill out, go to concerts, clubs, coffee houses, go camping, biking, sk8boarding, and generally have fun. i like all kinds of stuff. i'm all up for meeting new people, friends, and maybe more. i'm laid back and chill with pretty much everything. i like body modifications, and i have two piercings (on the road to get more) and am considering my options for a tattoo... yeah... i'm either a fuckin' poseur or lazy... although i'm down for suggestions too. monkeys are cool. mrar.

books
what am i reading?

Antoine de Saint-Exupry - The Little Prince
Douglas Adams - The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Salman Rushdie - Fury
Angela Carter - The Bloody Chamber
Friedrich Nietzsche - Twilight of the Idols
Bram Stoker - Dracula
Nick Cave - And The Ass Saw The Angel (Eselet Så Herrens Engel)



myspace tips
from someone in the know

1) Stop posting bulletins about how fuckin' bored you really are... no one cares.
2) Tom isn't going to delete shit on your myspace if you don't reply to some stupid assed fucking bulletin... he has better things to do.
3) Yes, I can be a jerk. i don't like to be. but i can. consider yourself warned.
4) I'll return mail or comments when i feel like it. Leave comments. Ask me to comment, and you're probably going to be very, very lonely.
5) Chain letters are a bigger waste of time than Pauly Shore. don't send them to me.
6) If you're someone i like, i can probably chat with you. if you're someone i find annoying, count on that convo being over in around three minutes. if i really do like you, and for some reason we get "cut off" i'll message. otherwise, consider yourself warned.
7) No, i don't want to join your group.
8) No, I don't think i'm better than anyone, thank you. i simply realized there are both cool people and ignorant people on myspace.
9) Don't send me bulletins about why no one loves you, why i'm so cool, or why gOoDcHaRloTtE is the best band ever. Please
10) Fuck it all, please stop sending me forwards about how someone's love life got great because they passed it on too. It didn't work for you; it's not going to work for me. Pass THIS along to all your friends, and see how much happier they are without those bulletins popping up...

my map
rock on frappr


..

Who I'd like to meet:

who would i like to meet?..
real, imaginary, live, and dead
..
Real: Angelina Jolie, Lucy Liu,
Imaginary: Crowly, Aziraphale, Sam Vimes, Jesus, Arthur Dent
Live: The Crew from Against Me!, The Crew from Avenged Sevenfold, Haste The Day (again, but sober this time)
Dead: Edgar Allen Poe, Allister Crowley, Anton LaVey, My Inner Child, Gilda Radner


i'd like
to meet people...

Whose lives don't revolve around drinking or their next high.
Who don't depend on alcohol.
Who can relax and have a drink once and a while.
Who live for the weekends, to party like the rockstars they will never be.
Who have a purpose beyond getting wasted.
Who have bigger accomplishments than how much they drank.
Who won't say I said all that because I am straight edge.
Who get it.
Who have a "fuck you" attitude. But not always.
Who aren't assholes because they are dead inside.
Who don't talk shit about my beliefs.
Who can handle hardcore.
Who understand the scene.
Who aren't assholes because they think it will impress someone.
Who say that they hate drama but can't function without it.
Who won't/don't try to fuck me AND my friends.
Who won't makeout when they have a shattered heart.
Who aren't jealous.
Who don't think I am leading them on when I am kind, talkative, or flirtatious.
Who accept those who are in my life, no matter who, how, or why.
Who believe.
Who have beliefs.
Who have passion.
Who are passionate.
Who aren't afraid to be themselves, no matter who that is inside.
Who have hope.
Who help others.
Who dare to dream.
Who dare to take risks.
Who dare to be themselves.
Who look up at the sky and wonder
Who want to change lives.
Who live.
Who can spell.

Want to be friends? Send me a message first. Don't just add me and never talk to me.

the sky
over tromsø


quizez
'cause i'm a dork

What Be Your Nerd Type?
Your Result: Social Nerd
 

You're interested in things such as politics, psychology, child care, and peace. I wouldn't go so far as to call you a hippie, but some of you may be tree-huggers. You're the type of people who are interested in bettering the world. You're possible the least nerdy of them all; unless you participate in other activies that paled your nerdiness compared to your involvement in social activities. Whatever the case, we could still use more of you around. ^_^

Drama Nerd
 
Literature Nerd
 
Musician
 
Artistic Nerd
 
Gamer/Computer Nerd
 
Science/Math Nerd
 
Anime Nerd
 
What Be Your Nerd Type?
Quizzes for MySpace

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Deer River, Minnesota
  • Body type: 6' 1" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Buddhist
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Children: Undecided
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: IT God

Schools

  • The Art Institutes International - Minnesota

    • Minneapolis,MN
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Other
    • Major: Culinary Management
    2007 to 2008
  • University of Tromsø

    • Tromsø, Norway
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Norwegian
    2006 to 2006
  • Høgskolen i Lillehammer

    • Lillehammer, Norway
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Other
    • Major: Anthropology
    2004 to 2004
  • University of Copenhagen

    • København, Denmark
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Other
    • Major: Anthropology
    2004 to 2004
  • University College Cork - National University of Ireland

    • Cork, Ireland
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Other
    • Major: Anthropology
    2004 to 2004
  • University of Dublin - Trinity College

    • Dublin 2, Ireland
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Other
    • Major: Anthropology
    2004 to 2004
  • Luther College

    • Decorah, IOWA
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Anthropology
    • Minor: Scandinavian Studies
    2003 to 2007
  • Deer River Sec.

    • Deer River,Minnesota
    • Graduated: 2003
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1997 to 2003

Companies

  • Concordia Language Villages

    • Bemidji, Minnesota US
    • Head Cook, Skogfjorden - Norwegian Language Villag
    05/2005 - 08/2005
  • Luther College

    • Decorah, IA US
    • Student Worker
    8/05 - 5/06
  • KWLC 1240 AM

    • Decorah, IA US
    • World Music Director
    12/2004-05/2007
  • Apple, Inc

    • Roseville, MN US
    • Mac Specialist
    10/2007-08/2008
  • Cupcake

    • Minneapolis, MN US
    • Garde-Manger Cook
    05/2007-11/2007
  • Apple, Inc

    • Roseville, MN US
    • Mac Genius
    08/2008-Present
  • NCO Group

    • Mendota Heights, MN US
    • Training Lead
    03/2008-08/2008

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