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Las Misteriosas
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"Que es el mas fuerte equipo de rollerderby?"
Female
28 years old
Eldorado,
Mexico
Last Login:
1/2/2007
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Las Misteriosas's Interests
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| General | Roller derby, Capes, Cock Fighting, Menudo (yes, the band), la raza, world domination, mariachi, tequila, and long walks on the beach.
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| | Music | the sound of victory.
| | Movies | the ones from all the hidden cameras we've placed in your venues, Santo vs. los Cazadores de Cabezas, Santo contra la Hija de Frankenstein, Unholy Rollers, Demon of the Derby
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| | Books | | | Heroes | Batman, Cassandro, Ann Calvello, Masked Marvin, El Santo, Blue Demon, Harlem Globetrotters |
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Las Misteriosas's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Body type: | 0' 0" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic | | Zodiac Sign: | Taurus | |
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About me:
iViva Las Misteriosas, las luchadoras de roller derby! Who exists behind those masks? Who are these mysterious women on wheels that dare challenge the best of the best in all-girl roller derby? Where did they come from? Are they robots, aliens, machines, superheroes? Could it be that rollerderby has finally spread south of the border? Es possible. But we admit nothing.
No se. Nobody knows.
In secret conferences held in their mysterious lair in Rosarito, Las Misteriosas have been plotting scrimmage domination at Rollercon '06, and are now accepting challengers who dare step up and peer into the unknown.
Our mission: mystery, diversion, fun. Our promise: Rollercon victory!
Las Misteriosas: Las Reinas del Rollercon.
Quien es tus Misteriosas?
La Capitana X: La vigilante contra dirty American identity thieves.
La Capitana Lluvia de Oro: Cuidado, ella se gusta orinar!
Mierda Stuerte: She will clean the track with you.
Taco Belle Duce: Carne, Carne, Carne con Crema
Menudo: Carne o Banda? Tienes decir.
Tu Madre: Quien es Tu Madre? Ella es Tu Madre.
Chupa Libre: Si, gratis.
La Muneca: Ella no es por ninos.
Pelo Tarta: Eat her.
Carnage Asada: La muerta sin sangre.
Ella que no puedes llamar: even she can't speak it.
La Reina de Infierno: Es una diabla? Nope.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Any all-girl roller derby teams or collectives of all skating styles brave enough to accept the scrimmage challenge. We'd also love to meet El Santo, Pee Wee Herman, and Slim Goodbody.
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