Not surprisingly, I spend all day, every day, doing something pertaining to video games. I play them of course, but I also make them. A lot. Its not uncommon for me to wander into EB and hold an impromptu "Focus Group", ping ponging ideas back and forth into a usable product. Every one I know has made at least 1 cameo appearance in my games.
But im not a one trick pony. im an artist, I draw, sculpt. Im a Pianist, mostly classical piano (And Video game songs). Im a writer, though not a very good one. And I spent too much time just wandering around, trying to make people laugh.
Music
Anything that evokes nostalgia. Anything that brings to mind a pleasant memory. Most of the time that boils down to songs in Movies, or Video Games and Anime, but there are some songs that come on the radio as something tramatic happened... I guess those are...ok...
Movies
The Marx Brothers films are the greatest comedies of all times. Among my favorite are A Night at the Opera, Animal Crackers, and Duck Soup.
Television
Family Guy.
What? Not surprised? Okay, lets keep going...
Code Geass, Fullmetal Alchemist, American Dad, Futurama, Home Movies, Evangelion, Most Anime, if it has a good story, pretty much all of the Law and Orders, and the evening news. (Always a spirit builder.)
Books
The Dark Tower Series By stephan king. The Enders Game Saga, and a whole mess of Lord of the Rings...
Heroes
The villian version of me. He lives in my head and twists his handlebar mustache whilst cackling. Also, he has hair...
About me: I have many stories. Most of them long. I could tell you them. Oh they're good too. Like the one where I got fired from an old job for having too many morals. MOST of my stories require a LOT of suspension of disbelief. The rest, however, are utter Bullshit. The key is finding the subtle difference between the two. A difference that, sadly, cannot be conveyed in this very cramped space. It takes people MONTHS to tell if Im joking or not. Someimes staring in unwavering horror at the things I say with a straight face. None of it vulger, none of it immoral.... Its just all so...strange. To the point that it cant POSSIBLY be true.
I run a site: "http://www.freewebs.com/comicgaming/" (Comic Gaming Game Studio) for the games I make. You heard that right, MAKE. That means theres not a game, I click and type, and then BAM theres a game. I update a whopping 3 times a year, so be on the lookin...out...whatever...
Aside from that, I'm a ghost, fading in and out of peoples lives and leaving little of myself behind. You ALL know me. Whether you actually know it or not. you're thinking "He reminds me of someone..." Well BOOO!!!! I am that someone and you just made you'reself look silly.
I absolutely idolize Groucho Marx. Every Facet of my personality is mathamatically derived from Groucho and his brothers. Many have said that I am the perfect fuzion of all 4 Marx Brothers.
AIM Screenname: ComicGaming
Who I'd like to meet: People have a hard time dodging my train of thought as it trisects them. I wish I could meet people like me, but its hard to find anyone as obscure, random, or utterly profound as I am. Most people I meet simply laugh at me, what-have-you... But they feel better about themselves in doing so. If their happy, Im happy.
Because I get to laugh at them with the almighty power of satire. An intangible force that can turn any bad situation into a goldmine of parody.
So i just found my spider idea notebook from high school. And tucked into it was an old to do list, and number 15 was CALL CHRIS (RETARDED) i thought it was even funnier than wife swap
I'm at the library, and on the list of computer rules, I swear to Dog, they have;
3. You MAY NOT erase or cross out someone else's name on the sign out sheet
I swear to Dog.
Also, Are you working Sunday, cause Mom's having lasagne at her house. Also cake. I bet her ten dollars you'd call into work if you had to, if you knew there would be cake. I'll give you half if you prove me right.
Oh god... I've got too many pre-orders coming out on the same day!!! What do I do??? I can't possibly afford them all... I'll have to sell something... but what??? Games? No, Never! Drugs? Too risky... I've got it! I'll sell my soul... I mean Mario Party IS going to be a good game, Right?
He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an
efficient government? Are there any tips you can give
to me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is
to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me
are really intelligent?"
The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You
just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The
Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send
Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"
The Queen smiles "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your
mother and father have a child. It is not your brother
and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers,
"Well, your Majesty, that would be me."
"Yes, Very good," says the Queen.
Bush goes back home to ask Dick Cheney, his Vice
President, the same question. "Dick, answer this for
me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not
your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," says Cheney, "let me get back to you
on that one."
Cheney goes to his Advisors and asks every one, but
none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in
the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in
the next stall. Cheney shouts, "Colin! Can you answer
this for me?
Your mother and father have a child and it's not your
brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
Cheney smiles, and says, "Thanks!"
Then, Cheney goes back to speak with Bush. "Say, I did
some research and I have the answer to that riddle.
It's Colin Powell."
Bush gets up, stomps over to Cheney and angrily yells
into his face,
"No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
