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GeneralTHIS AMERICAN LIFE (especially ALLURE OF THE MEAN FRIEND and the one with Curly Oxide), and anything with Joshuah Bearman, who I think is amazing. THE MOTH, Playing Scattergories & Scrabble with other game geeks like myself. Cooking apple cake and Cowboy cookies.
MusicSufjan Stevens, Radiohead, STEW (especially PASSING STRANGE), Jane's Addiction, Smashing Pumpkins, Allman Brothers, LED ZEPPELLIN, Jeff Buckley,
MoviesAmerican Movie, American Beauty, Little Miss Sunshine, Godfathers one and two, 8 1/2, WEEKEND, Band of Outsiders, Tin Drum,
TelevisionProject Runway, Planet Earth, Real Time with Bill Maher, Wheel of Fortune, TOP CHEF,
BooksRichard Yates -- Eleven Kinds of Loneliness (are there only eleven kinds?) and Collected Stories, Anything by Sloane Tanen (Bitter With Baggage, Hatched) -- who I think is one of the funniest writers around. As Nature Made Him, John Colapinto (about the boy raised as a girl. Trust me, you won't be able to put it down and you'll be crossing your legs and wincing for a week.) Anything by DAVID SEDARIS, DAVID RAKOFF and MATT KLAM. Alison Smith, NAME ALL THE ANIMALS, Mary South, The Cure for Anything is Salt Water. Amanda Stern, THE LONG HAUL.
HeroesI feel horrible using the "heroes" section, because it should really say Nelson Mandela and Elie Wiesel, but in addition to their undeniable heroism here are my upcoming appearances: OCTOBER: ----------------------------------------------------------- IN CORAL GABLES, FLORIDA : ------------------------------------------------------------ Amy Cohen : The Late Bloomer's Revolution Thursday, October 11th at 8:00 PM at Books & Books 265 Aragon Avenue Coral Gables 305.442.4408 www.booksandbooks.com ------------------------------------------------------------ IN WASHINGTON, DC ----------------------------------------------------------- Come for an intimate reading and book signing with Amy Cohen, author of The Late Bloomer's Revolution , and hear her insights on coming into "bloom" long after you ever thought you would. This book is for those who believe their best moments are yet to come. ----------------------------------------------------------- The event will be at 7:00 pm on Thursday, October 25th at Sixth & I Historic Synagogue, 600 I Street NW, Washington DC 20001. Closest metro: Gallery Place/Chinatown Tickets are $6. ---------------------------------------------------------- For more information, please call 202.408.3100 or email jleventhal@sixthandi.org ----------------------------------------------------------- I wrote a piece about my operation for the OCTOBER VOGUE (Charlize Theron is on the cover. I'm on P.324) I know a lot of you have dealt with breast cancer or have friends who are long time survivors or are still fighting the good fight. Hopefully, my piece will let them know they're not alone. ----------------------------------------------------------- NOVEMBER: ----------------------------------------------------------- IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA ----------------------------------------------------------- Wednesday November 13, 7:30 p.m Bloomers, Blue Jeans & Bacardi Blends 2007 Marcus Jewish Community Center of Atlanta , Inc. JFGA North Metro Campus, 3159 Royal Drive, Suite 330, Alpharetta For more information contact 770.396.3250 x345

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I'd be eternally grateful if you buy my book, THE LATE BLOOMER'S REVOLUTION If you read it and you write me I WILL WRITE YOU and THANK YOU and tell you just exactly how much I appreciate your getting my book, so if you want more mail...it's a good plan.) ------------------------------------------------------------ AN EXCERPT FROM THE LATE BLOOMER'S REVOLUTION: Standing there, I had no idea of what to do -- peddle, then push off? Push off, then peddle? I was lost. Not knowing the simplest steps to riding a bicycle lead me to think about all the other things I assumed I’d know at thirty-five, but didn’t. I liked to consider myself a late bloomer, meaning someone who would eventually, however late, come into bloom. Although when and if I would bloom remained a mystery. I wished I knew how to speak a foreign language fluently. I had always fantasized about being able to argue in Italian, flailing my hands over my head while yelling “Basta! Paolo!” I wished I knew how to cook a simple roast chicken well or that I had read “The Brothers Karamazov,” or, “The Idiot,” whose main character sounds like someone I could relate to.
Who I'd like to meet:
EARLY REVIEWS: "Late Bloomer's Revolution is a wry look at love and life. Amy's storytelling is irresistible throughout her foibles and her bittersweet triumph." --JEANNETTE WALLS, author of THE GLASS CASTLE ------------------------------------------------------------ "This is the last blurb I am ever going to write. I meant the last one to be the last one, but I couldn't resist this memoir, and I can't imagine anyone -- man, woman, dead or alive -- who could. The Late Bloomer's Revolution is full to bursting with heart, charm and comic brilliance." - MELISSA BANK, author of THE GIRL'S GUIDE TO HUNTING AND FISHING. ------------------------------------------------------------- "Refreshing is too tame a word. In this world of contemporary literature, with its embarrassment of pink books featuring disembodied high heels on the cover (if only there were a name for this genre) The Late Bloomer's Revolution is a genuinely subversive work. It's also delightful. Amy Cohen is as funny and observant a writer as one could wish for, but it is her book's measured and elegant delineation of the very real difference between solitude and loneliness that will bring you up short." --DAVID RAKOFF, author of DON'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE and FRAUD. ------------------------------------------------------------- "Who wouldn't fall in love with Amy Cohen? Her The Late Bloomer's Revolution is the new single woman's bible . . . She reminds you of what it means to love. I was riveted to her tender feelings for her parents, her disastrous dates (How could men not adore her? I am with her father on that one!), her rashes, her honesty. She provides the new happy ending -- which is better than being married, at any price." --LAURA SHAINE CUNNINGHAM, author of SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS and BEAUTIFUL BODIES. ------------------------------------------------------------- "Amy's honest, hilarious story of her transformation without liposuction, botox, or any kind of surgery had me in stitches. A totally relatable story that had me laughing and nodding in agreement with her universal observations about becoming a woman. This is better than chick lit, because this chick's grown up." --MARISSA MARCHETTO, author of CANCER VIXEN . ------------------------------------------------------------ "In equal parts moving and hilarious, The Late Bloomer's Revolution is an amazing book by an amazing writer." --ANDY BOROWITZ ----------------------------------------------------------- "Hilarious, heartbreaking, ultimately victorious . . . and did I say hilarious? Amy Cohen is beyond funny. She's a smart, charming, loveable scream." --CATHI HANAUER, editor of BITCH IN THE HOUSE.

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Shelly Ryan

Shelly Ryan



Feb 5 2009 7:39 AM

This is my favorite place in the whole world.




Where is it?

READ MY BLOG: 25 RANDOM THINGS ABOUT YOUR SUPERPOKED FRIEND. Come on...inquiring minds want to know!

Love & laughs,
Shelly


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Shelly Ryan

Shelly Ryan



Dec 25 2008 2:33 AM

Thank you to all of my friends near and far for allowing me to share the gift of humor.
From my home to yours, I wish you the happiest of holidays and that all the gifts you receive be filled with love and laughs!

Shelly

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Click on the tree to be a part of my ReverbNation family!
Shelly Ryan

Shelly Ryan



Aug 15 2008 3:58 PM

I share an AWESOME quote:

Laugh often, long and loud.
Laugh until you gasp for breath.
And if you have a friend who makes you laugh;
spend lots and lots of time with them!

I invite you to spend "lots and lots" of time laughing by embracing the comedy love! It's FREE and easy: listen to it (or download) become a fan (and join my mailing list). And be the kind of friend who makes others laugh...SHARE it!!!



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Shelly Ryan

Shelly Ryan



Aug 2 2008 4:30 PM

Shelly Ryan is an ordinary mother waiting for her son to arrive home from school. She is unaware she's been lulled into a trance-like state from her day of running mundane errands.

She hears the door slam and is greeted by a boy she doesn't recognize.
Why is he dressed so funny? Why is the room black and white? And why is SHE standing there in an apron with a plate of cookies in her hand?

(cue hauntingly familiar music...) Because she's entered the:


ZONE!!!

To see how this spooky story develops, CLICK HERE TO READ THE NEW BLOG RETRO MOTHERHOOD, PART I
Shelly Ryan

Shelly Ryan



Jun 29 2008 10:08 PM

Hope you're having a great summer. Please join me at ReverbNation for some comedy fun in the sun!


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Shelly Ryan

Shelly Ryan



Jun 8 2008 11:27 AM

I enjoy driving but NOT sitting in traffic. Instead of engaging in road rage, I play little games to pass the time, like "translate the personalized license plates". I suck at that game.

So in honor of the amount of time I've spent on the road visiting my son at the hospital (who is on the road to recovery and may come home in a few days), I share this comedy.

Love & laughs,
Shelly

CLICK ON THE PLAYER to listen, share or download...and take a road trip to my page at ReverbNation where there's more audio and VIDEO comedy!


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matt

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May 11 2008 7:47 AM

Hi, novel-storm,com finally went live last week and I would love it if you registered. It's FREE and takes seconds and I think you'll love the site!
Visit the new books category and read dreamer by Peter Cooper - it's a beautiful, but tragic story. I look forward to seeing you there and in the forums!

Kindest regards

Matt
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Shelly Ryan

Shelly Ryan



May 8 2008 4:28 AM

I'm taking an informal survey. How many of you have worn your (or someone else's underwear on your head? It's not as bad as the guy I reported about in Grand Theft Panty (the mp3 is uploaded on my profile.

Want even MORE excitement? CLICK ON THE IMAGE BELOW. Haha! It is a link to my ReverbNation site where I invite you to watch the video "Introducing Seriously Weird! News" that's about robbers who improvise a disguise.

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Shelly Ryan

Shelly Ryan



May 3 2008 6:15 PM

You think the new Grand Theft Auto video game is fun? Hold onto your boxers, because here's another Seriously Weird! News story that proves our criminal justice system has their undies in a wad.


VISIT MY PROFILE AND CHECK OUT THE NEW AUDIO COMEDY. Just don't try to steal MY panties...

Shelly Ryan

Shelly Ryan



May 1 2008 8:09 PM

Okay, just when I think the comedy well has run dry, something happens...usually as a result of being logged on to MySpace. CHECK OUT THE NEW BLOG, "I dare you to poke me".






I'm SUCH a baaaaaaad girl...

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Shelly Ryan

Shelly Ryan



Apr 19 2008 7:13 PM

The severe drought in Georgia has left my once plush Bermuda grass a barren wasteland. Regardless, I'm going out to mow the lawn...in hopes to appease the rain gods. Or give my neighbors a cheap thrill. You see, I'm inspired by some women who have an unusual ritual to revitalize their once fertile crops.

I uploaded a new audio comedy to my profile, so I invite you to listen, laugh, and ENJOY!
Shelly

Mari

Mari SanGiovanni



Apr 18 2008 12:09 AM

Loved your book Amy---can't wait to read the sequel!!

--Mari SanGiovanni
Author of the LAMBDA award nominated comedy novel: Greetings From Jamaica, Wish You Were Queer...

www. GreetingsFromJamaica. com
Shelly Ryan

Shelly Ryan



Mar 13 2008 11:19 AM

Hello! Here's some comedy love from a late bloomer:



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Mar 12 2008 1:41 AM

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Just stopping by to show some mad love to you and your page
William Murderface

William Murderface



Feb 12 2008 9:34 PM

Happy Belated Birthday,
I wuz gonna see you at Bloomers, Blue Jeans and Bacardi Blends but I'm still banned.
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Michael Stusser



Feb 8 2008 5:48 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY!
Hope you have a fantastic new year – and thanks for bein’ a friend.
FYI, the book is finally out!


Check Out the Book Here!
Stay in touch,
Michael



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Feb 8 2008 1:33 AM

Happy Birthday! To another year of blooming! By the way~are the rumors that your memoir is being turned into a movie true?
Author, Columnist, poet, freelance writer.

Kelly Roberts



Feb 6 2008 2:42 PM

Happy Birthday to you!!! :)

Kelly
Michael

Michael



Feb 6 2008 1:11 AM

Have a great birthday Amy and lots of love to you too.
Becky Anderson, author

Becky Anderson



Feb 3 2008 1:32 AM

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Kersen Witkin

Kersen Witkin



Feb 1 2008 5:47 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY!!! I look forward to running into you soon...
Diana Abu-Jaber

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Feb 1 2008 2:04 PM

Happy Birthday!
Shelly Ryan

Shelly Ryan



Jan 31 2008 8:51 PM

I am thrilled to be a guest on The Indigo Room, sharing with delightful hostess Sydney Chase and her listeners "A Gift of Laughter".

It would be fantastic if you'd be a part of the audience:
Friday, February 1, 8:00PM EST
The show airs live on Talkshoe.com.

There are more details in MY BLOG about the show and how you can participate...

PARTICIPATE??? YES!!! Not only can you listen to the show,but I would love to have you get in on the fun. If you have a story or testimonial to share about how I've shared the gift of laughter with YOU, you can call in during the show to share it with us.

Hope you can join me and share the comedy love!!!

Love & laughs,
Shelly
Becky Anderson, author

Becky Anderson



Jan 12 2008 6:03 PM

Thanks for the add! I'm so impressed by all the praise for your book-- I will have to check it out. That's my goal someday-- have so much praise on my page, people will have to scroll to see it all! Best of luck with your writing projects in '08 :)
David Loewenstein PhD

David Loewenstein PhD



Nov 15 2007 7:26 PM

Hi Amy,
Thank you for the invite to your friends list!
David, Susan, Rachel(early bloomer born 4 months early at 18 ounces) and Amy(adopted from China in 2001)
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