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Kass McPherson
Stand-Up / Mainstream / Female
LIVE IT LIKE A ROCKSTAR !!

Female
38 years old
Scottsdale, ARIZONA
United States



Last Login: 7/16/2009
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BioKass McPherson The Comedian, The Legend, The Sex Goddess Extraordinaire Mini Biography Kass McPherson was born a poor black child, no seriously, she was born Cassandra McPherson on March 31, 1971 to a single hippie mother. Like all children, Kass was surrounded by love and support, no sorry, I mean drugs and crime. Kass used comedy to escape to normality. Despite her surroundings while growing up, Kass excelled in school and was always the top in her class but her brilliance caused her to become bored with her classroom environment and she became the class clown to get the attention she didn’t get elsewhere. So, to no one’s surprise, during Summer Band camp, oh wait that was another story, during Summer camp just after 6th grade Kass decided that she wanted to become a comedian. For the next 20+ years, Kass spent her time gaining life experiences for her comedy skits such as her research on Hookers and Blow, how to survive a bar fight, becoming a connoisseur of female breasts and learning to articulate such phrases as Touch it once baby, Can you take me, Fuck just Google it, I’m not that parent and the ever popular, Hey I don’t commit felonies for free. Her comedy career debuted in the Summer of 2001 showcasing at the Tempe Improv where she received a standing ovation. Within a year, she was voted Funniest Female in the Valley. She has been wowing audiences ever since. Kass McPherson has a new “in your face” style of comedy that catches your attention and keeps you laughing. She discusses issues other comedians only dare tell their therapist and quite frankly that’s because she can’t afford one. She has performed at the TEMPE IMPROV, The Biz, The Comedy Spot, toured with Rodney Hood, opened for ALEX REYMUNDO, and competed for a spot in Last Comic Standing. She has produced shows in and around Arizona, including the Dyke Cuts Tour and winner of Comedy Slamfest. Kass also performs regularly at Trash City’s comedy events in Phoenix and is a regular on Phoenix Radio station 106.7 KWSS on the “Best Local Comedy Show in the Valley”. Her latest DVD has been hailed as fresh, new, and more butch than Larry the Cable Guy and less bitchy than Roseanne Barr. Written by: Donna K. Newell
InfluencesThe Greats of course Pryor, Kinnison, Bruce, Carlin, I have watched and loved them all. I find a geat influence in Ellen for her paving the way for not only female but gay comedians.

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My son.. He's amazing.

     Kass McPherson's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Lesbian
Hometown:Salinas, CA
Body type:5' 7" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:Comedian


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Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who has a general sense of humor - clean, dirty, deadpan, disgusting - Whatcha got?? Let's talk. I believe that laughter is the best medicine, and if you can't laugh at yourself, you're not gonna make it. Life is WAY too short

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Jul 16 2009 4:57 PM

This Saturday, Silver Medallion and LMFAO live at Martini Ranch in Scottsdale! Hope to see you out in Scottsdale this weekend...


Advance tickets online at www.slentertain.com, don't forget to type in Silver when you buy em so we can get our meager cut...
~*Lu Scissorhands*~





Jul 11 2009 9:14 PM

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Hey Kass McPherson, I am sending you a Screaming Orgasm.


Send me a drink back!

It's all in fun

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Jul 5 2009 10:07 PM

Hey there Kass hows it going?
sloth





Jun 28 2009 8:24 AM

It takes 3 lesbians to screw in a light bulb. 1 to screw it in and 2 to write a song about it.
♥ Pöя†ûGûë§ë MαMα ♥





Jun 22 2009 12:18 AM

hey kass :)
Levi Powers





Jun 17 2009 7:01 AM

how many lesbians does it take to screw in a light buld?
♥ Pöя†ûGûë§ë MαMα ♥





Jun 13 2009 5:29 AM

Hey Kass.
It was great having you & Dakota over last night. Im so HAPPY I finally got to meet him :) He's a great kid. Anyways, come & visit me & Patrick again next time you guys are in town... Can you think its happy (Pat wants to know :D)
BeckaMac





Jun 11 2009 3:32 AM

ya fuck that a$$wipe, life's too short for a$$wipes!! love the new profile, looks great! i'm waaay pissed i missed your show :( that means you have to do another, and another, and another. oh, and i'm working on a letter to andy, want me to say hi and pass a message on? i'm sure it would really brighten his day. hope all is well with you and that handsome kiddo of yours!!!
~*Lu Scissorhands*~





Jun 11 2009 2:15 AM

Love the pic on profile.Cool tat
LAURA BETH CALDWELL





Jun 10 2009 11:31 AM

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Jun 8 2009 7:27 PM


THIS FRIDAY & SATURDAY
From "RENO 911 & Comedy Central" !
CARLOS ALAZRAQUI
June 12-13


Tickets $15

Friday 8 & 10 p.m.

Saturday 8 & 10 p.m.

* SPECIAL EVENT *

GET TICKETS TODAY, BEFORE THEY'RE ALL GONE !

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7117 E 3rd Ave
Old Town Scottsdale
480-945-4422
www.TheComedySpot.net

"Best Place to see a Comedy Show"

- Phoenix New Times Magazine



"Editor's Choice - Best Comedy Club"

- Experience Arizona Magazine



"Best Place to Laugh"

- Its Just Lunch Scottsdale


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Jun 6 2009 5:23 PM


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Jun 6 2009 1:52 AM

Thanks for adding me! Julie

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Jun 5 2009 9:24 PM

yes our facebook got hacked so we have to start over.PLEASE join
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If you are in a BAND that is not in a west coast city and want to open for us contact your local promoter and tell them jim sent you..we will be booking the rest of the U.S next week so please do it now..if you are a circus ,freak show,burlesque,variety,vaudeville,dance,singer,comedy performer please contact us now here for all dates and future dates..if you are a WRESTLER contact sinn bohdi he is in jim rose circus top friends
thanks
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SHARELLE


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Jun 5 2009 3:54 PM

I'm throwing some good vibes your way, have a wonderful weekend. :) I'm excited for the house party show tonight in Phoenix / Gilbert; I can't wait, see you tonight... -Sharelle
Kill Me Courageous





Jun 4 2009 11:46 PM

hey we have a show this sat at flickas in scottsdale. its right next door to babes off scottsdale rd between mcdowell and thomas come show some support!!!
KMC
Kill Me Courageous





Jun 4 2009 5:34 AM

hey we got a show coming up this sat in tempe az if your around town come check it out have a good one

KMC
The Comedy Spot Comedy Club in Scottsdale, Arizona





May 31 2009 10:26 PM


THIS FRIDAY & SATURDAY
From "The Tonight Show" & "Howard Stern" !
"STUTTERING" JOHN MELENDEZ
June 5-6


Tickets $15

Friday 8 & 10 p.m.

Saturday 8 & 10 p.m.

* SPECIAL EVENT *

GET TICKETS TODAY, BEFORE THEY'RE ALL GONE !

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The Comedy Spot Comedy Club
7117 E 3rd Ave
Old Town Scottsdale
480-945-4422
www.TheComedySpot.net

"Best Place to see a Comedy Show"

- Phoenix New Times Magazine



"Editor's Choice - Best Comedy Club"

- Experience Arizona Magazine



"Best Place to Laugh"

- Its Just Lunch Scottsdale


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SHARELLE


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May 31 2009 5:28 PM

Hey... I'm wishing you an fantastic day! Whatever it takes... I'm sending some good energy out into your world. :) The PHOENIX AZ HOUSE PARTY semi-acoustic style IS Friday June 5th. Starting at 6pm ish and performance around 8pm. Message me for details; wait... did I already give you the details? -Sharelle
M.J. You will be missed





May 29 2009 3:45 PM

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Click on the gift box you think Lit'l Mommy sent!

M.J. You will be missed





May 28 2009 9:52 PM

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May 25 2009 2:27 PM

Hey... I'm wishing you an awesome-tastic day! Whatever it takes... I'm sending some good energy your way. :) -Sharelle
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May 25 2009 5:54 AM

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