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Laura
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I don't have enough middle fingers.
Female
26 years old
Abbotsford, British Columbia
Canada
Last Login: 10/5/2007
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Laura's Interests
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| General | Tattoos, piercings, hockey, hookers and blow. All in that order.
| | Music | 
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| | Movies | Borat (High-Five!), Anything with Will Ferrell, Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn... you get the picture.
| | Television | Scrubs, NCIS, EM - Home Edition (makes me cry everytime), Reality shows like "Biggest Loser" makes me feel better
about myself. HA!
| | Books | Sylvia Browne and Dan Brown - 2 of my fav. authors...
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Laura's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Abbotsford, BC | | Body type: | 5' 10" / Some extra baggage | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / No | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Legal Assistant |
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About me:
Some random facts about me:
1) I'm actually 600 lbs. My nickname in school was 'The Black Hole', mostly because when I walk, I have my own gravitational pull.
2) I have big b00bs, but unfortunately they hang so low I could literally tie them up and make a hammock for one of my many cats.
3) Fart Jokes: I don't actually make 'em.. I just fart alot. Have you ever gotten a dutch-oven from a 600-lb girl? Didn't think so... if you had, you'd be dead. (Think: 40 rotting horse carcasses rolling around in a jet turbine engine)
4) I have hair in places that women shouldn't. Unless you find back hair on a woman attractive...
5) Most of the time I smell of rubbing alcohol and cheesecake.
6) I live in my mom's basement and I sleep on the couch, since my action figures and porn mags took over my room.
7) I used to have a penis, which actually makes number 6 make sense...
8) Wanna see my tail?
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