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Laura Palmer
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MY FART WILL GO ON



Chicago, Illinois
United States

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Last Login:  7/5/2009
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Member Since6/18/2006
Band Members LAURA PALMER: VOCALS, GUITAR, UNRESOLVED ANGER LI'L HUNKY ROOKS: DRUMS, VOCALS, BOY SEXINESS
InfluencesSparks, Jonathan Richman, Tiny Tim, Queen, Lee Hazelwood, Loudon Wainwright, Odetta, David Bowie, Kris Kristofferson, Harry Nilsson, the super hits of the seventies, Violent Femmes, Paul Williams, John Prine, T Rex, cocaine, that Ben Folds song about abortion, spite, suffering, Phyllis Diller, vomiting, unicorns, disgraced celebrities, cruisin', Carol Channing, dick, the walk of shame, friendship, Heineken, processed soy, date rapists, mental illness, peppercorn ranch, Satan, baby beauty pageants, Roseanne, and Mother.
Sounds LikeWe put the "cunt" in "country music." It's cunt-ageous!
Type of LabelMajor


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   About Laura Palmer
Laura was born in the bathroom of a Bennigan's (RIP) in Joplin, Missouri to a fifteen year old waitress there. Because of her mother's life-threatening addiction to whip-its, she was raised mostly by relatives in Hayburn, Idaho (pop. 942). During a rare vacation to Los Angeles when Laura was seven, she was discovered on the street by a talent scout and started modeling children's swimsuits in various mail-order catalogues. After it was discovered that she could sing, Laura hit the state fair circuit at age nine, once opening for a then disgraced Falco. After a hearbreaking defeat on Star Search to a young Christina Aguileira, Laura returned to Hayburn where she focused on academics and freestyle walking. In high school she was voted Hayburn High's Harvest Queen and excelled in mathematics and gossiping. A Rhodes scholar, Laura received a scholarship to New York University. She intended to major in musical theater but, after finding that "too gay", she switched her major to independent Maoist studies. Laura graduated with Honors and began a lucrative career as a telephone psychic. It was then that Laura began abusing cocaine and virtually any drug she could get her hands on. Following an arrest for conspiracy and extortion in 2001, Laura served a year and a half in a maximum security women's prison in upstate New York. It was there that she started writing music. After her release, she moved to Dallas to focus on songwriting and start a new life. In April of 2006 she married Roy Ivy of the Tah-Dahs. The happy couple now live together in Chicago where both Laura and Roy play live shows, write new music, and do bong rips. In early 2007, drummer and fellow former child actor Li'l Hunky Rooks joined the lineup. Now a two piece, Laura and Rooks have just completed their first record, "Johnny Cashin' In". Laura looks forward to touring and motherhood.

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Jun 25 2009 8:48 PM



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May 26 2009 4:45 AM

thanks for adding Laura
Candi Shell





May 14 2009 1:31 AM

Please cast a vote for me today! I'm so excited--I think I really have a shot at this thing!!

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May 14 2009 1:31 AM

oooh yea!!! i didn't even notice it said 'chicago' up there.... awesome!
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May 5 2009 9:55 PM

i seen LP with BOB CONN all the way back when. (not too far back.) loved it. thanks for being our friend!!!!
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Mar 31 2009 1:53 AM

I plays your music for my brooklyn people YOU ARE LOVED!
zoopub





Mar 25 2009 11:21 AM

Hey we love your music keep it up!
Jar Jar Jarros





Feb 26 2009 7:31 AM

have you ever had hpv in the ass?
Alex





Feb 26 2009 3:57 AM

AWESOME hit me up beautiful!
Dan Paul





Feb 25 2009 6:13 PM

Hey girlie!
Check it:
I finally got my album up on iTunes!!!
Love you.
D[p]
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Feb 24 2009 2:43 PM

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Feb 24 2009 1:05 PM

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Feb 24 2009 7:36 AM

Three Times a Rapist = pure gold! I can't believe those corporate bigwigs aren't giving it radioplay!

Ivans out
Omaha K*Rix





Feb 24 2009 6:09 AM

You ROCK lady! love your songs <3 I figured you were talented.
Can't wait to see you play live!
The Lisps





Feb 15 2009 6:50 AM

miss you!
Alex





Feb 17 2009 6:36 AM

MAAARRRYYYYY!!! gurl miss u tons!!! i'm in LA LA LAND now..... wo HO!!! hows CCHHHAA city!?
blair





Feb 6 2009 5:46 AM

sweatshirt?! i wanna seeee iiiiit!
My Gold Mask





Feb 5 2009 8:38 PM

instead of playing a set tomorrow night we're just gonna get that karaoke game goin' at the Bottle.
Forrest





Feb 4 2009 12:54 AM

Hey, have you ever read "Johnny Got His Gun" by Dalton Trumbo?

Still loving listening to yr. CD,

FJ
johnny murder





Jan 31 2009 8:58 AM

You are what you eat! And by the way, fix Illinois already! Call me.
johnny murder





Jan 23 2009 5:53 AM

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Jan 23 2009 5:52 AM

Gary





Jan 6 2009 11:50 PM

Eat your fart out woman.
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Dec 31 2008 6:40 PM

happy new year laura!!! we miss you !!!
xoxoxoxoxox
Touch Tongues





Dec 25 2008 9:53 PM

we miss you!
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