LAURA PALMER: VOCALS, GUITAR, UNRESOLVED ANGER
LI'L HUNKY ROOKS: OG DRUMS, VOCALS, BOY SEXINESS
JAMES PORTER: DRUMS, CLOWNIN'
Influences
Sparks, Jonathan Richman, Tiny Tim, Queen, Lee Hazelwood, Loudon Wainwright, Odetta, David Bowie, Kris Kristofferson, Harry Nilsson, the super hits of the seventies, Violent Femmes, Paul Williams, John Prine, T Rex, cocaine, that Ben Folds song about abortion, spite, suffering, vomiting, unicorns (the magic beasts and not the band), disgraced celebrities, cruisin', dick, the walk of shame, friendship, Heineken, processed soy, date rapists, mental illness, peppercorn ranch, Satan, baby beauty pageants, and Mother.
Sounds Like
We put the "cunt" in "country music." It's cunt-ageous!
Laura was born in the bathroom of a Bennigan's in Joplin, Missouri to a fifteen year old waitress there. Because of her mother's life-threatening addiction to whip-its, she was raised mostly by relatives in Hayburn, Idaho (pop. 942). During a rare vacation to Los Angeles when Laura was seven, she was discovered on the street by a talent scout and started modeling children's swimsuits in various mail-order catalogues. After it was discovered that she could sing, Laura hit the state fair circuit at age nine, once opening for a then disgraced Falco. After a hearbreaking defeat on Star Search to a young Christina Aguileira, Laura returned to Hayburn where she focused on academics and freestyle walking. In high school she was voted Hayburn High's Harvest Queen and excelled in mathematics and gossiping. A Rhodes scholar, Laura received a scholarship to New York University. She intended to major in musical theater but, after finding that "too gay", she switched her major to independent Maoist studies. Laura graduated with Honors and began a lucrative career as a telephone psychic. It was then that Laura began abusing cocaine and virtually any drug she could get her hands on. Following an arrest for conspiracy and extortion in 2001, Laura served a year and a half in a maximum security women's prison in upstate New York. It was there that she started writing music. After her release, she moved to Dallas to focus on songwriting and start a new life. In April of 2006 she married Roy Ivy of the Tah-Dahs. The happy couple live together in Dallas where both Laura and Roy play live shows, write new music, and do bong rips. In early 2007, drummer and former child actor Li'l Hunky Rooks joined the lineup. Now a two piece, Laura and Rooks have just completed their first record, "Johnny Cashin' In". Laura looks forward to touring and motherhood.
Thanks! Ever since you mentioned Neil Hamburger to RJ and I at the last Bell House party we've been loving his sets on YouTube, MySpace, etc.. Thanks again, you rock! R.
Sixteen lovely fieldmice raced into our cupboard this morning. At first, we were a bit concerned, but then we heard a tiny, yet joyous cacophony coming from behind the cabinet door. We took a risk and opened the door a tiny crack. You can imagine our amazement when we realized that they had erected a mouse-sized carousel in our cupboard! They laughed and sang as they sat atop lilliputian elephants and zebras and fist-sized beetles, spinning and spinning to a familiar tune. After a moment of watching, one mouse saw us, and scurried over. She made us lean down, and she whispered in our ear, "This is our Laura Palmer Fair."!
I was added to this bill somewhat last minute. I am dropping some mind melting electronic music Blixaboy style. Come by and take a peak. I am not doing to many local shows this year.Check out some of my new material at: www. myspace. com/blixaboy
Telethon The Rape Ape(NYC) Blixaboy(Wanz) set at 10pm
LAURA PALMER: VOCALS, GUITAR, UNRESOLVED ANGER
LI'L HUNKY ROOKS: OG DRUMS, VOCALS, BOY SEXINESS
JAMES PORTER: DRUMS, CLOWNIN'
