Fuck fuck fuck
Mother mother fuck
Mother mother fuck fuck
Mother fuck mother fuck
NOISE NOISE NOISE
One, two, one two three four
Noise noise noise
Smokin' weed, smokin' weed
Doin' coke, drinkin' beers
Drinkin' beers beers beers
Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin' bl-
Hey, lemme get a nickle bag.
...Fifteen bucks little man
Put that shit, in my hand
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe
...My jungle love, yeah!
Oh e oh e oh!
I think I wanna know ya know ya
Yeah, what.
That shit's the MAD notes!
Movies
Austin Powers, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Little Miss Sunshine, Anchorman, Grandma's Boy, American Beauty, The Shinning, Tenacious D Pick of Destiny.
Television
The Sarah Silverman Program, The Office, My Name Is Earl.
Books
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, Tuesdays with Morrie.
Hello and a hardy welcome to Lauren's Myspace page! I'm guessing you're here because you want to know more about the Lauren. Well, you've come to the right place! Let's get started...
[Click it, go ahead. It'll blow your miiiind.]
I’m a very shy person with trust issues. But I'm very friendly, so try and befriend me. DO IT.
I leik art and music. Oh yeah, and sitting around the house. I'm not much of a public person, really. Or a people person.
...I'm a living oxymoron.
I'm also a sarcastic son of a bitch; I appologize in advanced. If you have any specific questions you'd like to ask me, go for it. Get to know me.
SUPERJAIL!
Makes meh gasm.
"This shit will turn your momma white."
"THIS BOAT IS REAL!"
ya i kno i cant believe we go back in less then 2 weeks... its really sucks... but i gotta huge pool n we could go swimmin or we could go campin cuz we've been tryin to go for awhile now... but ya i was jus in another accident yesterday... pretty messed up... 2 car accidents in less then 6 months.... but ya get ahold of me n we'll do something...
haaa first time i saw it it was the bunny pedofile one i was watching it with the baby daddy we were just staring at the screen jaws dropped im like WTFFFFF it was like one of the first times we had hung out and im like dood. thhis is the shit you watch? creep. but then i laughed super hard cuz its funny. =]]
If someone hurts you, ill knock the shit outta them. If you jump off a bridge, ill be on the ground to catch you. If you cry, ill let you cry on my shoulder. If ur kicked out, ill take you in. If your drunk, ill take your keys. If your world comes crashin down, ill be standin rite next to you. If you cry cause of me, its cause i made you laugh too hard. We'll be friends forever, no matter wat happens between us. Just know im here for you. Send this to all your friends or someone you really care about, including me if you even do. i care about you if i sent you this message, cause your special to me. Send this to everyone you care about. If u get 7 back...your loved 1-3=your a bad friend 4-6= your a good friend 7-9= your an amazing friend
i've been good ... i did move back to florida....and i love it !! :D school has not started for me its been stalled due to certain issues... but ill be going... heres my number if you ever want to call 7276786581... so what exactly did d stewart say to katie?
holy heavens... no way lmfao wow .... its the one O ssix point nine kiss eff emm news update once upon a time there was a place in jamestown to get coffee im dee stewart and i'm a *&^%$#! dumb ass!!! lol how have you been???