Lauren
Lauren moretti
Lauren moretti cocky douche

Female
19 years old
Jamestown, New York
United States



Last Login: 12/22/2009
Mood: anxious Mood Image
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    Lauren's Interests
GeneralMusic, movies, tv, drawing/art, listening. LMAO
MusicKoRn, Mindless Self Indulgence, Tool.

Fuck fuck fuck

Mother mother fuck

Mother mother fuck fuck

Mother fuck mother fuck

NOISE NOISE NOISE

One, two, one two three four

Noise noise noise

Smokin' weed, smokin' weed

Doin' coke, drinkin' beers

Drinkin' beers beers beers

Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts

Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.

Rollin' blunts and smokin' bl-

Hey, lemme get a nickle bag.

...Fifteen bucks little man

Put that shit, in my hand

If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe

...My jungle love, yeah!

Oh e oh e oh!

I think I wanna know ya know ya

Yeah, what.

Snootchie Bootchies.

That shit's the MAD notes!

MoviesAustin Powers, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Little Miss Sunshine, Anchorman, Grandma's Boy, American Beauty, The Shinning, Tenacious D Pick of Destiny.
TelevisionThe Sarah Silverman Program, The Office, My Name Is Earl.
BooksThe Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, Tuesdays with Morrie.
HeroesSarah Silverman, MSI, Meself.

     Lauren's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Jamestown BAYBEE
Body type:5' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:In college

   Lauren's Schools
Jamestown Community College
Jamestown,NY
Graduated: N/A
 

2008 to Present
Jamestown Hs
Jamestown, NY
Graduated: N/A
 

2005 to Present



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About me:

Hello and a hardy welcome to Lauren's Myspace page! I'm guessing you're here because you want to know more about the Lauren. Well, you've come to the right place! Let's get started...

Tewl.

[Click it, go ahead. It'll blow your miiiind.]

I’m a very shy person with trust issues. But I'm very friendly, so try and befriend me. DO IT.

I leik art and music. Oh yeah, and sitting around the house. I'm not much of a public person, really. Or a people person.

...I'm a living oxymoron.

I'm also a sarcastic son of a bitch; I appologize in advanced. If you have any specific questions you'd like to ask me, go for it. Get to know me.

SUPERJAIL!

SUPERJAIL!

Makes meh gasm.

"This shit will turn your momma white."

"THIS BOAT IS REAL!"
Who I'd like to meet:





   Lauren's Friend Space (Top 10)
Lauren has 109 friends.
 Austin 


 kate 


 Beth 


 ~*Laur*~ 


 ~*Lyfes like a dick when things get hard fuck it*~ 


 pot meet kettle, fist meet face 


 BATTY ANN BROWN 


 zeeeeeee 


 I sEe ThE wOrLd In BlAcK aNd WhItE 


 Tony 





Lauren's Friends Comments
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Tony

Tony



Nov 2 2009 4:37 PM

Hey im on my iphone and like omg i have the freaking iphone............................ It freaking awesome.
~*Lyfes like a dick when things get hard fuck it*~

~*Lyfes like a dick when things get hard fuck it*~



Oct 20 2009 5:56 PM

ya i kno n this year they suck...
the only time i get to see u guys is when im skippin or for like 2 seconds in between classes...:(
Tony

Tony



Oct 20 2009 5:56 PM

~*Lyfes like a dick when things get hard fuck it*~

~*Lyfes like a dick when things get hard fuck it*~



Sep 25 2009 5:14 PM

ya i kno i cant believe we go back in less then 2 weeks...
its really sucks...
but i gotta huge pool n we could go swimmin or we could go campin cuz we've been tryin to go for awhile now...
but ya i was jus in another accident yesterday...
pretty messed up...
2 car accidents in less then 6 months....
but ya get ahold of me n we'll do something...
ben

Ben Fellows



Sep 25 2009 5:14 PM

yeah it is
ben

Ben Fellows



Sep 9 2009 9:51 PM

nothing really just chillen
ben

Ben Fellows



Sep 8 2009 3:39 AM

hey what's up?
~*Lyfes like a dick when things get hard fuck it*~

~*Lyfes like a dick when things get hard fuck it*~



Aug 12 2009 4:18 PM

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MyHotComments Happy Birthday Lauren...
We gotta chill b4 the summers over...
I hope u have a great birthday...
Much love...
Always...
Patricia...

I sEe ThE wOrLd In BlAcK aNd WhItE

Devante mills



Apr 16 2009 1:14 AM

hey! how have you been?
Jenna [[yeah buddy]]

Jenna Crouch



Mar 30 2009 5:18 PM

haaa
first time i saw it
it was the bunny pedofile one
i was watching it with the baby daddy
we were just staring at the screen
jaws dropped
im like
WTFFFFF
it was like one of the first times
we had hung out
and im like dood.
thhis is the shit you watch?
creep.
but then i laughed super hard
cuz its funny.
=]]
~*Lyfes like a dick when things get hard fuck it*~

~*Lyfes like a dick when things get hard fuck it*~



Apr 7 2009 7:19 PM

If someone hurts you, ill knock the shit outta them. If you jump off a bridge, ill be on the ground to catch you. If you cry, ill let you cry on my shoulder. If ur kicked out, ill take you in. If your drunk, ill take your keys. If your world comes crashin down, ill be standin rite next to you. If you cry cause of me, its cause i made you laugh too hard. We'll be friends forever, no matter wat happens between us. Just know im here for you. Send this to all your friends or someone you really care about, including me if you even do. i care about you if i sent you this message, cause your special to me. Send this to everyone you care about. If u get 7 back...your loved 1-3=your a bad friend 4-6= your a good friend 7-9= your an amazing friend
Jenna [[yeah buddy]]

Jenna Crouch



Mar 27 2009 5:34 AM

it makes me super smile
to know
im not the only creep
that watches superjail
=]]
Tony

Tony



Mar 4 2009 1:06 AM

HeY Iz MiSs YoU So MuCh


♥ tony for ever buddy
Tony

Tony



Feb 21 2009 3:28 AM

Hey i miss you alot :[
♥ your bud togna
XD
~*Lyfes like a dick when things get hard fuck it*~

~*Lyfes like a dick when things get hard fuck it*~



Feb 14 2009 5:10 AM

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same shit*differant day

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Jan 27 2009 2:25 AM

lol. thats alright.
yeah nothings new.
waiting impatiently to get into my house. we don't get the deed until march.

mcdonalds huh...fairmount rocks.
lol. or maybe just cuz i work there.

how are you doing?
i'd say life ain't the greatest right now but who likes a complainer.
Huy [FSSJ]™

Huy [FSSJ]™



Jan 18 2009 4:53 AM

Oh I see. Yep, just going to work lately.
brittany

brittany



Jan 18 2009 9:00 PM

i've been good ... i did move back to florida....and i love it !! :D school has not started for me its been stalled due to certain issues... but ill be going... heres my number if you ever want to call 7276786581... so what exactly did d stewart say to katie?
:|

:|



Jan 18 2009 4:32 AM

Hello Lauren.
Huy [FSSJ]™

Huy [FSSJ]™



Jan 18 2009 4:28 AM

Haha, nice. Bored.
xD
Huy [FSSJ]™

Huy [FSSJ]™



Jan 18 2009 3:57 AM

Good.
Birthday was yesterday! You?
Huy [FSSJ]™

Huy [FSSJ]™



Jan 17 2009 10:22 PM

Hey Auntie! =D
brittany

brittany



Jan 18 2009 1:54 AM

holy heavens... no way lmfao wow .... its the one O ssix point nine kiss eff emm news update once upon a time there was a place in jamestown to get coffee im dee stewart and i'm a *&^%$#! dumb ass!!! lol how have you been???
zeeeeeee

zeeeeeee



Jan 6 2009 12:36 AM

how goes the drawing chica? grandma is looking at tickets right now!!
Baka desu yo!!!

alexander parent



Jan 5 2009 4:06 AM

Lol i got a lil shit faced......
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