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I am the Music (wo)man, I come from down your way, and I can plaaaay... WHAT CAN YOU PLAY? I play Piano. PIA PIA PIANO PIANO PIANO, PIA PIA PIANO PIA PIANO. My name's Lauren Cumberpatch AKA Cucumber/Cabbagepatch/You get the idea. I'm 20 Years of Age and I'm from Sunny St. Albans. I'm also at University in Wonderful Warrington *cough*. (Check out that alliteration) I'm a budding Singer/Songwriter/Dope Producer, and someday, just someday, I will be coming in your ears. (Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights, 2000) Hmmm, what else. DUNNO BLAD. You are the Weakest Link, GOODBYE. P.S If you're a random person and I don't know who the fook you are, PURRRRLEEEEASE don't add me, save yourself the rejection! Thankuplz. P.P.S Check out my Musical Myspace - www.myspace.com/laurencumberpatch. PEACE! P.P.P.S Laura Hindley is a hot piece of ass. .. ..Who I'd like to meet:
MEN I'D LIKE TO SHAG: Paul Walker Justin Timberlake Jay Hernandez Tom Welling Danny Dyer Brad Pitt Keanu Reeves (circa SPEED 1) Orlando Bloom Antonio Banderas (circa 20 years ago) Josh Hartnett Prince Harry Colin Farell Mekhi Pfeiffer Seann William Scott Denzel Washington (so wrong yet so right) Jude Law George Clooney Ben Affleck David Beckham Hugh Jackman Paul Bettany Matthew McConaughey Mel Gibson (circa 30 years ago) Dermot O'Leary Kelly Jones Enrique Iglasias Luke Wilson Matthew Fox Ethan Hawke Heath Ledger Olivier Martinez Vince Vaughn Matt Dillon Harrison Ford (circa Indiana Jones) WOMEN I'D LIKE TO SHAG: Kate Beckinsale that FITT bird from the Pussycat Dolls Carmen from The L Word Alicia Keys Angelina Jolie Natalie Portman Rachel Weisz Scarlett Johansson Sienna Miller Jessica Alba Charlize Theron Elisha Cuthbert Pippa from Neighbours! Eva Longoria Evangeline Lilly Sharon Stone (circa Basic Instinct) Kate Hudson Kelly Brook Kirsty Gallagher Natasha Bedingfield Shakira PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO JAM WITH: Alicia Keys Jamie Cullum Lionel Richie Damien Rice Craig David Lemar Usher Aretha Franklin Mariah Carey... OTHER: Any cool interesting, intelligent, like-minded people :)View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment
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- Status: Swinger
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: St. Albans
- Orientation: Not Sure
- Body type: 5' 7" / More to love!
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Wiccan
- Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
- Children: Undecided
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: In college
- Occupation: Student
- Income: $250,000 and Higher
Schools
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University College Chester
- Chester,NW
- Graduated: N/A
- Major: Advertising
- Minor: Music Production
2006 to Present -
Marlborough School
- St Albans, United Kingdom
- Graduated: 2006
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
2004 to 2006 -
Francis Bacon School
- St Albans, United Kingdom
- Graduated: 2006
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Clubs: None as such
1999 to 2006
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Cloudcity (UK)
- St. Albans, Herfordshire UK
- Web Researcher
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i'm seeing you in 6 days :D...i cannot wait :) x x x x x x x x x x
so i'm sat in your room atm haha and you've gone to make me a cuppa...dayyymmm right biatch!!...just wanted to sayyyyy je t'aime harhar...anywho, you'll be back in a minute lol avec my okayish brew :P haha so i shall finish ze comment for now...
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haha i thought you'd say that...predictable! :P...but "you have to speak French or English...Frenglish is not a language" (D.E.B.S) harhar...you're watching that when you come over...it's immense!
ahhhh gutted for youuuu...it's quite nice here today actually...i well got a tan yesterday...my sister said i looked like Towela :( haha!...
oooh that's a bit of a coinsidence (do you spell it like that?! :S)..cause my whore's coming over in 4 days...harhar xx
i'm sunbathing...and i have strawberrys, ice cream and wine...hmmmm...what could we do with that? xx
let's be naughty...i'll sneak out of my party and you can come and pick me up, in my MUM'S mini harhar xx
p.s. you can dress like a farmer if u like...harhar xx
yes i wanna be naughty with you...
alreet then...i'll see you then farmer...ooohh arrrrrr! xx
but i wanna be naughty with you...haha...hmmmmm...i dunno...about 2ish? xx
oooh, yes please! however i am at a geheeyyyy party...i'll try and sneak out...we can be naughty...ommmmm...
ooooh quick thought...fancy coming over next Friday? i have a free house...xx