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  • Laura Lou

    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

    :)

    x x x x x

    3 years ago
  • Laura Lou

    i'm seeing you in 6 days :D...i cannot wait :) x x x x x x x x x x

    3 years ago
  • Laura Lou

    so i'm sat in your room atm haha and you've gone to make me a cuppa...dayyymmm right biatch!!...just wanted to sayyyyy je t'aime harhar...anywho, you'll be back in a minute lol avec my okayish brew :P haha so i shall finish ze comment for now...

    x x x x x x

    3 years ago
  • Laura Lou

    haha i thought you'd say that...predictable! :P...but "you have to speak French or English...Frenglish is not a language" (D.E.B.S) harhar...you're watching that when you come over...it's immense!

    ahhhh gutted for youuuu...it's quite nice here today actually...i well got a tan yesterday...my sister said i looked like Towela :( haha!...

    oooh that's a bit of a coinsidence (do you spell it like that?! :S)..cause my whore's coming over in 4 days...harhar xx

    3 years ago
  • Laura Lou

    i'm sunbathing...and i have strawberrys, ice cream and wine...hmmmm...what could we do with that? xx

    3 years ago
  • Laura Lou

    let's be naughty...i'll sneak out of my party and you can come and pick me up, in my MUM'S mini harhar xx

    3 years ago
  • Laura Lou

    p.s. you can dress like a farmer if u like...harhar xx

    3 years ago
  • Laura Lou

    yes i wanna be naughty with you...

    alreet then...i'll see you then farmer...ooohh arrrrrr! xx

    3 years ago
  • Laura Lou

    but i wanna be naughty with you...haha...hmmmmm...i dunno...about 2ish? xx

    3 years ago
  • Laura Lou

    oooh, yes please! however i am at a geheeyyyy party...i'll try and sneak out...we can be naughty...ommmmm...

    ooooh quick thought...fancy coming over next Friday? i have a free house...xx

    3 years ago
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  • General

    Music Making Sexing Eating Sleeping Drinking Clubbing Dancing Footballing Golfing Swimming Tabletennising Trampolining Socialising Meeting Newing Peopleing TVing Watching DVDing Watching MSNing SHOPPING! (How could I forget) Chilling
  • Music

    Indie/Alternative R'n'B/Soul UK Garage/Some D'n'B Pop/Cheese House/Electro Classical/Chillout LoFi/Easy Listening PLEASE NOTE NO EMO/SCREAMO/SHITTY SHIT
  • Movies

    Miss Congeniality Death Becomes Her Overboard Private Benjamin A walk to remember Scarface Layer Cake The Business Outlaw Muriel's Wedding Mr and Mrs Smith How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days 13 Going on 30 Match Point American Beauty Beauty and the Beast Mulan 1 and 2 Aladdin Scary Movie 1 and 2 X-Men Hostel True Lies Crazy/Beautiful She's all That Speed While you were Sleeping Legally Blonde 1 and 2 The Net Coyote Ugly Bring it On Save the Last Dance Honey Charlies Angels 1 and 2 The Sweetest Thing Crash The Devil's Advocate Underworld 1 and 2 Dirty Dancing Memoirs of a Geisha The Italian Job
  • Television

    The Simpsons Ugly Betty Little Britain Desperate Housewives Bad Girls Playing it Straight Average Joe Will and Grace Lost Smack the Pony The Catherine Tate Show Titty Bang Bang Sex and the City The L Word One Tree Hill Big Brother (Don't ask why) Beauty and the Geek Friends Everybody Loves Raymond Without a Trace ER Miss Match Scrubs NEIGHBOURS! Easties Emmerdale Corrie What not to wear Trinny and Susannah Undress Diet Doctors You are what you eat Ten Years Younger TRISHA GODDARD! Jeremy Kyle
  • Books

    Message In a Bottle A Walk To Remember Memoirs of a Geisha The Little Lady Agency Sugar Rush Cosmopolitan Glamour MIZZ - Lol
  • Heroes

    My Mum IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER: Nic and Nat My Wonderful Friends IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER: Alicia Keys Aretha Franklin Dawn French Jennifer Saunders Sandra Bullock Doon Machickan, Sally Phillips and Fiona Allen - Smack the Pony Legends

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About me:

I am the Music (wo)man, I come from down your way, and I can plaaaay... WHAT CAN YOU PLAY? I play Piano. PIA PIA PIANO PIANO PIANO, PIA PIA PIANO PIA PIANO. My name's Lauren Cumberpatch AKA Cucumber/Cabbagepatch/You get the idea. I'm 20 Years of Age and I'm from Sunny St. Albans. I'm also at University in Wonderful Warrington *cough*. (Check out that alliteration) I'm a budding Singer/Songwriter/Dope Producer, and someday, just someday, I will be coming in your ears. (Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights, 2000) Hmmm, what else. DUNNO BLAD. You are the Weakest Link, GOODBYE. P.S If you're a random person and I don't know who the fook you are, PURRRRLEEEEASE don't add me, save yourself the rejection! Thankuplz. P.P.S Check out my Musical Myspace - www.myspace.com/laurencumberpatch. PEACE! P.P.P.S Laura Hindley is a hot piece of ass. .. ..
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Who I'd like to meet:

MEN I'D LIKE TO SHAG: Paul Walker Justin Timberlake Jay Hernandez Tom Welling Danny Dyer Brad Pitt Keanu Reeves (circa SPEED 1) Orlando Bloom Antonio Banderas (circa 20 years ago) Josh Hartnett Prince Harry Colin Farell Mekhi Pfeiffer Seann William Scott Denzel Washington (so wrong yet so right) Jude Law George Clooney Ben Affleck David Beckham Hugh Jackman Paul Bettany Matthew McConaughey Mel Gibson (circa 30 years ago) Dermot O'Leary Kelly Jones Enrique Iglasias Luke Wilson Matthew Fox Ethan Hawke Heath Ledger Olivier Martinez Vince Vaughn Matt Dillon Harrison Ford (circa Indiana Jones) WOMEN I'D LIKE TO SHAG: Kate Beckinsale that FITT bird from the Pussycat Dolls Carmen from The L Word Alicia Keys Angelina Jolie Natalie Portman Rachel Weisz Scarlett Johansson Sienna Miller Jessica Alba Charlize Theron Elisha Cuthbert Pippa from Neighbours! Eva Longoria Evangeline Lilly Sharon Stone (circa Basic Instinct) Kate Hudson Kelly Brook Kirsty Gallagher Natasha Bedingfield Shakira PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO JAM WITH: Alicia Keys Jamie Cullum Lionel Richie Damien Rice Craig David Lemar Usher Aretha Franklin Mariah Carey... OTHER: Any cool interesting, intelligent, like-minded people :)

Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: St. Albans
  • Orientation: Not Sure
  • Body type: 5' 7" / More to love!
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Wiccan
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
  • Children: Undecided
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Student
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Schools

  • University College Chester

    • Chester,NW
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Major: Advertising
    • Minor: Music Production
    2006 to Present
  • Marlborough School

    • St Albans, United Kingdom
    • Graduated: 2006
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    2004 to 2006
  • Francis Bacon School

    • St Albans, United Kingdom
    • Graduated: 2006
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: None as such
    1999 to 2006

Companies

  • Cloudcity (UK)

    • St. Albans, Herfordshire UK
    • Web Researcher
    16/07/07-

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