THE METAL!!
AC/DC
*AFI
*ALEXISONFIRE
ANTHRAX (newer stuff)
*AMERICAN HEADCHARGE
Alesana
*ALICE IN CHAINS
*ALKALINE TRIO
All that remains
Angels and Airwaves (some)
Apocalyptica
Arch Enemy
As I Lay Dying
*ATARIS (THE)
Atreyu
Audioslave
AVENGED SEVENFOLD
A Day to remember
Blink 182
Bowling For Soup
Breed 77
Deftones
Dub War
*EVANESCENCE
*FEAR FACTORY
*ILL NINO
*INCUBUS
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE
KORN
Linkin Park
*MACHINE HEAD
Motley Crue
*NINE INCH NAILS
*PANTERA
pendulum
Prodigy
Queens of the stone age
Rammstein
*RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Sepultura
*SHELLSHOCK
skindred
Slipknot
The Berzerker
Tool
Ten Masked Men
Basically like any music I can sing along and/or dance to that isn't too repetitive and has some killer energy!
Movies
comedy and horror! chick flicks!
Some of my all time favoritest!!
Leon
The Princess Bride
The Dark Knight
The Wedding Singer
Dusk Til Dawn
The Fifth Element
Taken
Finding Nemo
Armageddon
Anatomy
The Cell
A Chinese Ghost story
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Not Another Teen Movie
Television
Heroes, QI, Scrubs, My Name Is Earl, Never Mind The Buzcocks, Family Guy, The Mighty Boosh, Sex and The City, Ninja Warrior, Miami Ink, The Gilmore Girls, Friends, Justice League...
Books
John Douglas- 'Mindhunter'
Neil Gaiman- 'Coraline'
Mike Marshall Smith- 'Spares' and 'Only forward'
Im currently a little obsessed with Comics/graphics- faves of those ive read so far: Watchmen- Alan Moore, The Boys- Garth Ennis, Preacher- Garth Ennis, 300- Frank Miller, Joker- Brian Azzarello. Ocean- Warren Ellis.
Heroes
my real friends & family.
My mum is one of the coolest people ever!
Mr. TLJ for being the least fucked up person Ive ever met. He gives me hope that nice guys with kind hearts exist!
people that self-evaluate and strive to be the best they can!
MODEL--> Im available for work in commercial, glamour, fetish & pin-up modelling. You can contact me here to book me directly or through my agent Samantha Bond! I made the final 20 in The Suns page 3 idol this year & have also been in FRONT, Nuts, Zoo, FHM, The Daily Star, Maxim, Monkey Mag and Kerrang. Plus wearing clothes Ive modelled for cool dudes like EBTM, Criminal Damage & Sexy Conservation!
'SCIENTIST'--> Ive just finished my Bsc Biomedical Sciences with a 2.1. The idea of sifting through poo in a lab for the rest of my life isnt actually that appealing, so I doubt Ill be going for a career in it (unless I suddenly develop some sort of scat fetish). But Id love to use science in my future career!
PROMOTIONAL/SALES GIRL--> for Cellar Trends covering brands JAGERMEISTER (hence the name!), Midori, Grand Marnier & previously Luxardo Sambucca. Ive also worked at Download Festival for the last 2 years for the awesome Jackson Guitars!
PRESENTER--> Some crazy people at Sumo TV gave me a live show to present last year. It was called My Sumo and consisted of youtube stylee clips. I also covered the Modball Rally for Candy Crib. Im keen to do more so if anyone needs a presenter, gimmie a shot!!
ACTRESS--> Its official im now an actress! You will be able to catch me playing a 'lady of the night' in 50 Cents Dead Man Running (released Nov 09)! Ive been in numerous music videos for bands including AC/DC, Lil Chris, Shellshock, Electric Eel Shock and as a main character in Forever Never 'Never Enough' as currently showing on Kerrang! Ive also had extra work in a few things like Doomsday, Sweeny Todd & Hollyoaks.
What I DONT do: Porn, Escorting, full frontal nudity.
Yes I run this account! Hello friendies :P
Ive attempted to make this page easy to read and in short sections as I know many of you have A.D.H.D. from eating too many skittles.... BUT the take home points are:
SEE MORE OF ME HERE....
1)Want me to model for you? contact me!! I am totally up for music videos, clothes modelling and any interesting projects.
2)I wont give you my MSN, send you pictures, sleep with you or reply to your messages if I have nothing to say! I don't tend to reply to 'how ru?' messages because they're boring and lead to pointless conversations!! Silly jokes, random questions, LOLcats etc generally get a response!!
3)To the delight of my buddies I will name and shame you if you send me anything offensive. This includes publishing email addresses and phone numbers of the 'tards that think I will actually use them!
4) Finally, if you have to ask 'Do I know you?', then im guessing it means you don't....
5) I have a man <3 and hes sexy :D
Random list of some things I like:
PHOTOGRAPHY, MUSIC/METAL (guestlist always welcome thanks!), metal clubs, partying with rock stars, READING, zebra print, SCIENCE, TINTERNET, WED DESIGN, HOLIDAYS- North Cornwall, Tenerife, HOT TUBBING, NUDITY, sangria, ANIMALS- moo Cows, Tigers, Wiifit, Guitar Hero, LOLCats, Pugs- so ugly they're cute, graphic novels, tatoos, QI, comedy, getting good grades, FOOD- I love cake like a fat kid loves cake, genetics, Noodle City, playfighting, WATCHING MOVIES/Tellybox, Lego Star Wars, SLEEPING, DANCING-I may look like a 'tard, but at least im having fun!, PEOPLE WATCHING, ice cream, perving, collecting alchohol miniatures and plectrums, sunshine, pink and black, tatoos, Baskin Robins, Vampires, SNUGGLES!
1) Negativity/attitude/hate directed at me for being a glamour model. Don’t judge a book by its cover, cos you’ll think youre getting ‘how to nab a footballer and tango yourself in 3 easy steps’, when in fact you’re getting ‘how to confuse the popular kids: be a nerdy science chick by day and a glamour girl by night’.
2) People that say 'innit' and act all 'ghetto' in a serious manner.
3) People that walk really slowly and are really unaware of anyone around them.
4) Men that aggressively chat you up i.e. you politely tell to leave you alone & they chose to ignore it and/or turn nasty. I recently had 1 guy threaten to hit me after I told my boyfriend I was on the phone to, that some pushy guy wouldn't go away!
5) World of motherfucking Warcack. Addictive boyfriend stealing, soul destroying, cockend of a game.
6)Fakes and liars. Im a pretty honest person, I don’t underastand why other people cant be…
7) People that blame everyone but themselves for their problems and instead of being proactive, wait for things to get worse.
8) Women that call themselves a dominatrix as an excuse to act like a bitch and treat men like total shit. Also hookers that call themselves doms- you arent, youre a skank for letting clients be intimate. Finally 'doms' who wear collars, its a huge sign of submissiveness!
9) Night buses after an awesome night clubbing when you need to pee so bad you think you're gonna burst!
10) People that ask crap questions such as where I came across them, how am I (and nothing more) or if I know 'em. argggghhhhh. who cares!!
*Its nice to be nice and I fully believe in the power of karma.
I like having drinkies and fun times with people game for a laugh. Heres a video of me and my friend Amy singing hideously (more me) to Bon Jovi, along with some of the Machine Head guys and fellow dudes....
*I like to play guitar hero in my pants. My special boy likes it!
*I sleep walk a lot! My ex once told me that I punched him in the head in my sleep- no it wasnt interntional!
*If you knew my family you would understand! My father is a stunt man, my mother is a dominatrix- hence im not what youd call 'normal'.
I like videos like this:
I also like big black cock
*I was a beaver, cub and scout as a kid. None of that bakey cakey brownie crap!
*I have a large mouth- I can fit my fist in it!
*Vampires and pirates are schmexy!
One of the main reasons I dont do drugs:
*I am a hopeless romantic. Its ace being in love, it just sucks so hard when it ends. Life doesnt have to be lonely, its nice to have someone to share it with!
*For the record: No, ive never been normal and Yes, ive always been a poser:
FOREVER NEVER 'NEVER ENOUGH' as seen on Kerrang!
Forever Never "Never Enough" from Nick Pitt0m on Vimeo.
CANDY CRIB PHOTOSHOOT!
ELECTRIC EEL SHOCK VIDEO:
View it in multivision!! www.bobslayer.com/multi
Featuring Nola & Loz The Jagerettes! Check out my 'fantastic' dancing!
DOING MY JAGERMEISTER THANG FOR THE JAGERTRAIN WORLD RECORD BREAK @ WALKABOUT WIMBLEDON!
Who I'd like to meet:
***ANYONE WILLING TO DEMAND ROCK CHICKS IN MAINSTREAM GLAMOUR MAGS....go tell Nuts/Zoo/loaded/fhm/maxim/monkey etc that you want chicks like me and less fake blonde types! BOOB REVOLUTION!
***These people or anyone looking like them: Steve Jones, SYnyster Gates, Johnny Depp, Jared Leto, Carey Hart, Leo Bancroft, Angelina Jolie, Katy Perry, Carmen Electra, Megan Fox.... People with bright blue eyes n dark hair...
***People with something to say so I can chat to them when im bored!
***Those interested in using my modelling services! Esp. bands/clothing companies.
***PEOPLE THAT DONT DO DRUGS!! Are there any of us left?!!
***USUALLY IF I ADD REQUEST YOU, ITS COS IM INTERESTED IN TALKING TO YOU OR WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON (or perving at you...)!
I've got work at sonisphere, shame about machine head pulling out ... seems all controversial to me. But I suppose you get what you ask for when you promise something to someone then give them another.
Lets hope its banging none the less.
I'll be in the myhab VIP part btw so be sure to hollah xxx.
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