I went to a blues jam last night in Chambersburg Pennsylvania and some blues guy tried to upstage me and solo in my spot. So I stomped on the old Boss Metal Zone pedal and smoked his boring ass! I got on the throttle and the crowd loved it! I live for this shit!
I just woke up, poured a bowl of cereal, got most of the roaches out, went to the fridge, and NO FUCKING BEER!!! No wonder I look like a fucking ethiopian!!!