yes, I like it a lot, but am too fat to read the NME...Blues/Psychedelia/Americana/alt country etc etc...
Movies
...all the usual...It's not cool to like "The Champ" though is it.
Television
Rising Damp, Seinfeld, Hancock, all those list shows with Jimmy effing Carr, NYPD, ER, Dr Kildare, My Name is Earl, Working Lunch.
Books
I read books to make me appear cleverer than I actually am in public places and Steven King in my bedroom...Murakami/Carver/Bukowski...Gillian McKeith's What Not to Eat.
Heroes
Superman/Batman/Spiderman/Hulk etc etc...Peter Green, Skip Spence, David Crosby, Bob Dylan, Robert Crumb, Van Gogh, Rembrandt, Goya, people who commit acts of gross indecency...Chris Waddle/Tony Hancock/Tommy Cooper/Howling Wolf/Ginsberg/Lawrence Ferlanghetti/Garth Hudson.
About me: I am a devastatingly handsome sociopathic bore. I love nothing more than discussing current affairs with people who couldn't care less about me or my pathetic opinions. I like the wrong women all the time, and all of the right women none of the time..? Don't quote me on that...
I sometimes spend hours pacing around my box-room, like one of those crazed Russian bears in a charity advertisement, wondering how the hell I can repair the car-crash that is my life...
I also like old films and going for long walks...
I wish I was brave enough to be a junkie, an alcoholic or a serial killer, but I just sit on my arse watching ER re-runs on More-4, thinking about cunnilingus and world peace...I love you, friend.....
...here is the first half of a documentary film made about me! A young lad on work experience at a production company made it it the hope of getting some work...Let's just say he had an agenda...
...part two - including a memorable scene with an old 'Catchphrase' episode on Challenge TV!!!
Who I'd like to meet: Josef Goebbels, Joseph Stalin, Joseph of Aramethea, Jake La Motta, Marilyn Monroe, Hitler's dog, Roky Eriksson, Skip Spence, Peter Green, Son House, Chester Burnette, the bloke who invented the cream cracker, Alan Sugar, The woman with the hair on CSI:Miami, Peter Sutcliffe, Grover and the cast of Sesame Street, Kramer, George, Jerry & Elaine, Desi Arnez, Clark Gable, Joseph Cotten, Peter Lorre, Sidney Greenstreet, Humphrey Bogart, Ed Gein, Charles Manson, Brian Wilson, Richard Wilson, Wilson Pickett, Doe-eyed women, Juliana Pastrana, Grace Daniels, Michael Jackson's surgeon, misc. freaks, Fozzie Bear, Robert Zimmerman, John Lennon, Mark Chapman, Dennis Nilson, my grand-dad, Augustus Owsley III, Neil Cassady, Ken Kesey, Stark Naked...
*before I became an artist & therefore unemployable, I used to be interested in watching shit like this...Incidentally I am still awaiting payment for my overly enthusiastic slating of the boy Routledge...
i'm sorry i haven't been touch of late, i was in a coma due to an incident with a piece of rope...but worry ye not! they say the blistering will calm down and i'll soon be able to wear my severed-barbie-doll-hand-necklace again...the one i know you would love if only you would consent to meet me...
that thing i said about the thumb support...i wouldn't really!
do you want to meet up now?
yours ever faithfully...except that bloke in the kebab shop...but he doesn't count, as he mostly did the doner stick...
Hello Larry's larynx the snake. My profile is near perfect and I'll hear no more about it. How are things in the world on the other side of those (what must be filthy by now) bandages and rose tinted glasses? I heard from the king of Jim's that things are going pretty well. Hey, I started working in an animation studio, training up on 3D sculpture software and claymation. Its proving to be fun and I'm looking foward to bringing the things in my mind out for a walk about in this world where not only I can see them.
It is more than an honour to recieve such approval from such a highly cultured gent as yourself! If we ever get to film a music video for it then you can definatly star, do you have a pig mask?
Next time i am watching you from the pavement outside your home, (probably Monday, you'll be watching 'The Big Day' on BBC1), I'm gonna pay extra attention to the wardrobe...see if anyone comes out...
Come one, come all to celebrate the joint quarter of a century birthday bash in sunny Leytonstone. Andre and yours truly will be celebrating on Saturday 30th June at 1a Lonsdale Road from the early eve hours onwards. Hope to see you all there for a few beers and a few laughs. Luke
hello there, thought you might like to know you can pre-order 'In The Twee Small Hours' now.
if you pre-order you get a lovely bonus homemade C15 cassette with three non-album songs on it. it's wrapped in brown paper and string, which is inherently good. and you get your album before it's in the shops, just like a cool kid.
Alright duuuuudes, anyone up for a house warming/sam's birthday this saturday eve (9th)? 'tis is sunny leytonstone at our new pad on lonsdale road, from the early eve hours to the very late ones. Let me know who shall be in attendance. Bangin'
After claiming I gave Christopher Lee a hand job, I have had a man called Eileen (who likes the Village People and Martin Kemp) accuse me of being offensive towards the top notch actor - claiming Christoper is a highly moral man (presumabley somebody who would resufe a hand job). I proclaim this Eileen is a man of nonsense - who stinks from arse hole to breakfast time. Exactley when was Christopher Lee a highly moral man? Slightly before he bit the virgins in the neck? Or after he burnt them alive in wicker formations? Edward Woodward may not be some busty blonde, but he has made some quality television shows. 'From Who Dares Wins' to 'The Equalizer'. I could swear he was even in an episode of 'The Detectives'. That reminds me, if Christoper Lee was so highly moral, what was he doing in Police Acadmeny VII : Mission to Moscow? I don't think even Steve Guttenberg came back for that one!? What is the world coming to? I mean come on Eileen?
to be honest larry, i cant really be bothered to even look at your elasticated face, let alone think of something you may like written in this hole you call a social scene...why dont i just take your 'homes under the hammer' and urinate all over it...eh? eh?
