Agent Neptune

www.myspace.com/laxathot

A.K.A. Doktor Laxathot

  • Agent Neptune

  • 39 / Male
  • Ohio, US

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  • Agent Neptune Just got flashed by a MILF for a bag a Snickers.
    Posted at 11:19 PM Oct 31

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  • Dec 2 2009 9:24 AM



    Lovecraft and money spell part 2.
    The cybermagick videos do not work on their own. They are backed by various temples and mages. As such we are having some difficulty getting the Lovecraft video from before which brings love and money into your life to launch and have re-cast the spell.
    If you were part of the love and money spell please watch these two videos.
    Sorry for the delays and we hope this will "patch up" the spell so it works properly.
    Thanks for playing!
    Note: We have reincluded the previous video for those who want to try the money/love spell.
    Note: For best effects, please burn a candle after watching...



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  • Dec 2 2009 12:19 AM

    There's something wrong with me chemically
    Something wrong with me inherently
    The wrong mix
    In the wrong genes
    I reached the wrong ends
    By the wrong means
    It was the wrong plan
    In the wrong hands
    The wrong theory for the wrong man
    The wrong eyes
    On the wrong prize
    The wrong questions with the wrong replies

    Wrong.
    Wrong.
    Too long....

    (I love this song! Depeche Mode is the HOTNESS! When are you coming back?)
  • Dec 1 2009 10:10 PM

    Happy Antartica Treaty Day! 50 years of getting along! Hooray!
  • Dec 1 2009 7:42 PM

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  • Nov 30 2009 11:53 PM

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  • Nov 30 2009 10:05 PM


    Infernal Hailz. Nytan is now offically launched. If you're interested in National Security and conspiracy "theories" you ought to check out the videos under this link and see for yourself what the "New World Order" is! There are some mindblowing documentaries availible on my latest blog!
    Here is the cybermagick video...




    Blog Post - Click Here.
    I strongly suggest educating yourself. G.O.T.H. PAT Unit Library Archives - Click Here. Check out the videos and spread education about it?
  • Nov 30 2009 5:01 PM

    I know you're not around (sadly) but I need to vent.
    Feel free to delete this if & when you read it.

    I am so fucking disgusted right now.
    I write about internet trolls and everybody and their great-grandmother opine about it.
    110 kudos, 6 pages of comments about something so obvious that I felt it was a waste of a blog to have to write about it, but I did because some friends were being attacked.

    I write about children as sex slaves going on right here in every major metropolitan area in this fucking country and only a handful of people give a shit. Merry Fucking Christmas kid! We as a society seem interested in every little celebrity contretemps, we cry salty tears because fucking Paula Abdul is not a judge for American Idol anymore, but kids being raped &  murdered as nothing more than sex toys... bah, who gives a shit?

    Not us!
    After all, those kids don't vote, they don't contribute to the campaign war chests, they don't have powerful lobbyists.... Politicians have ZERO incentive to help them... So really, why should anybody care, right?
    They are just a tiny pimple on the collective face of this country!

    I'm sorry, I am just sick at heart...
    I'm sure if I wrote a blog about Andrew M or Michael the Rochester all of the fucking lemmings would come running out from under every rock & crawl out of every crevice in the crack of MySpace's ass to wail and lament about what foul blisters those men are and how something should be done about them.

    Ho, mother fucking, ho ho!!!
    What a joke!
    Man, I don't know what I need right now... but I have had it here!

    xoxo

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  • Nov 30 2009 1:16 AM


    It's easy to get jaded this time of year
    Let's fight that, shall we?
    Wake up every day with new hope
    Turn off your brain and let your spirit dream
    Reach out and grab happiness where you can find it
    Regardless of the scorn and scrutiny of others
    I am living proof that it is never too late!
    love,
    ~M~


    "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
    Eleanor Roosevelt


    "Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.
    Live the life you've always imagined."
    Henry David Thoreau


    "Set out each day believing in your dreams.
    Know without a doubt that you were made for amazing things."
    Josh Hinds


  • Nov 29 2009 3:29 AM

    "I can learn to resist
    Anything but temptation
    I can learn to coexist
    With anything but pain

    I can learn to compromise
    Anything but my desires
    I can learn to get along
    With all the things I can't explain..."

    ~ Rush
    Resist, Test For Echo, 1996 (I think)

    One of things that I can't explain is why I continue to practically stalk this profile, but why ask why?
    What I need is a serious asswhipping, but, hahaha... ain't nobody man enough to try!

    Hasta luego, my favorite agent of the 8th stone from the sun.
    xoxo


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  • Nov 28 2009 6:03 PM

    I am moving my blogging and pictures to facebook. Add me on there to continue reading. http://www.facebook.com/lukesblogs
  • Nov 28 2009 4:32 PM

    THE SATURDAY SHARE IS ON TOUR!!!

    Here on My BLOG!!! PLZ Come!!!

    Click the poster below




    Click Poster to go to The Share On Tour Blog!

  • Nov 28 2009 11:36 AM


    If you're at all interested in my personal ambitions feel free to check out my latest blog post! Click Here to view.
    I can gaurentee that, at the very least, you'll find it interesting. Please leave comments on the blog post!
    Meanwhiles, here's the latest comedy brought to you by Goat Face. Some kids I wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley!

  • Nov 27 2009 5:55 PM

    It's Black Friday ... what are you buying for me?
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  • Nov 27 2009 1:40 AM



    This is the latest in our Cybermagick technology. I call it "Infernal Love." This video uses technology called "Brainwave Entrainment." For the Brainwave Entrainment to work it is necessary to wear headphones.

    This video is designed to bring love and in some cases money into your life. (Yes, this is a Lovecraft video.) I call it Infernal Love because it employs some forms of magick found in Grimoires.

    Please watch this video (with headphones), wait 3 to 7 days, and let us know how it worked! (Some effects are instant.)

    If anything good comes into your life via watching this video, please send me a comment back letting me know.

    Hey, how often does someone cast a free spell for you? Please take the time to grab a pair of headphones, watch this short 9 minute video, and if this video does anything good in your life, please take the time to send a thank you message back. They are very much appreciated!

    (If you suffer from seizures or epilepsy, please do not watch this video.)

    To give extra strength to this video, burn a candle after watching it.



    Click Here for the full system.
  • Nov 26 2009 9:37 PM

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM FORWARD BASE COBRA, AFGHANISTAN.

    101ST APACHE AIR ASSUALT

    CORY

    IF YOU ARE THE TALIBAN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE THANKFUL FOR IF AN APACHE IS IN THE AIR! HOOAH!




     

  • Nov 26 2009 3:42 PM

    This is for Spesus with much love!



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    HAPPY THANKSGIVING

















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    Have a marvelous Thanksgiving!!!

     

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  • Nov 25 2009 9:27 PM

    Well, my beautiful man, here's hoping you have a wonderful Day of Thanks, get so high on L-Tryptophan that you fly into the ionosphere and win every bet that you probably made on all those "Bob"forsaken football games that pollute the airwaves tomorrow.
    I'm going to turn into those shiny, happy people you claim to hate & say this:

    You have much to be grateful for...
    Health, a lovely home, a family that loves you, a good job, a brilliant mind, monstrous talent & many friends here that miss you. Good stuff, my sweet bro!

    Okay, that was my appetizer followed by the main course.
    Here's the dessert:



    Happy trails!
    xoxo


  • Nov 25 2009 4:39 PM

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  • Nov 25 2009 3:47 PM

    will have 2 days off for my own little thanksgiving celebration here in good old Germany. 

    Happy Thanksgiving Pictures, Images and Photos

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING 
  • Nov 24 2009 3:01 PM

    "The calla lilies are in bloom again. Such a strange flower, suitable to any occasion. I carried them on my wedding day, and now I place them here in memory of something that has died..."

    Hahaha...
    Are you alive, my trident bearer?
    Well, just in case.... here are a few lilies for your unmarked grave.
    Good etiquette requires that I leave my dear friend these offerings
    in mourning for his passing.

    Flores para los muertos
    xoxoxoxox:

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    Quiet Cala Lily
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    Happy THANKSgiving.Thanks!
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    I'm really sticking it to the Christians. Check out my latest blog post and leave a comment if you will?
    Latest Blog Post - Click Here

    Infernal Hailz!

  • Nov 23 2009 6:07 AM

    Oh yeah & you suck!

    hahahahaha, but I love you anyway!

    xoxooxoxoxoxoxoxo

  • Nov 23 2009 3:57 AM

    Okay, okay...

    You are most likely somewhere in Rigel 5, but Qelqoth is back.

    Here is his official profile:

    http://www.myspace.com/qelqoth

    Just thought you might want to friend him, since you are the reason I even know who he is!

    xoxo

  • Nov 23 2009 2:27 AM

    I was readin' that maybe you haven't been around because you're having a problem with your sword all saggillating on you. I just wanted to offer that I'm getting a lot of mails these days for real certified vendors of a particular pill that might help you out.
    Your very concerned, good friend,
    JPof.
  • Nov 22 2009 7:52 AM


    Hope you are having a super weekend!!!

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    Kev :)

  • Nov 22 2009 4:46 AM



    Hope you're enjoying your weeked. Here's the latest in Politics. Brought to you by "Goat Face."




  • Nov 21 2009 10:27 PM

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    Have a sensual Saturday night!
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  • Nov 21 2009 7:02 PM

    I hope you come back soon...
    My rapier-like wit is becoming dulled from lack of sharpening!

    There is no one here who can hold up their end of a sword...

  • Nov 21 2009 4:01 PM

    Have a great weekend.



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    Autumn greetz.... :)

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Interests

  • General

    BLOGGING, being red, you know - the typical stuff Side effects may include - INTJ/P thinking, Interests in intellectual pursuits, wrestling with the meaninglessness of existence, esoteric things, science fiction, observing, private, not revealing, sometimes unemotional, rule breaker, avoidant, familiarity with the darkside, skepticism, abrupt, hating happy people, appreciating strangeness, frequently losing things, not prone to compromising, difficult in persuading, relying on mind more than on others, and sometimes funny as shit.
  • Music

    Devo, The SpudBoys, Gary Numan, The Residents, Kraftwerk, MSTRKFT, The Presets, Information Society, Wall of Voodoo, A Flock of Seagulls, The Cars, B-52's, Rammstein, Laibach, Sex Pistols, Human League, KMFDM, The Fixx, Thomas Dolby, Duran Duran, Bow Wow Wow, NIN, Depeche Mode, Erasure, Plecostomus, Nitzer Ebb, Polyrock, Sparks, Prince, David Bowie, The Clash, Brian Eno, The Talking Heads, Men Without Hats, Wang Chung, Frank Zappa, The Cure, Violent Femmes, Psychedelic Furs, Ramones, Beck, Skinny Puppy, New Order, Pet Shop Boys, Polysics, Yello, Oingo Boingo, Primus, David Bowie, Simple Minds, Occupant, and the badass of nerdcore hip hop parody gangster rap and theoretical physics... MC Hawking.
  • Movies

    K-Pax, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, A.I., The Truman Show, Men in Black, Coneheads, Dr. Strangelove, Creepshow, Dirty Harry, Falling Down, The Shining, 12 Monkeys, Fargo, Kill Bill, Blade Runner, Alien, V for Vendetta, The Matrix, Memento, Army of Darkness, Fight Club, Requiem for a Dream, Team America, Space Balls, Shaun of the Dead, Snakes on a Plane, Planet of the Apes, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Natural Born Killers, Clerks, Night of the Living Dead, 13 Ghosts, Halloween, Final Destination, Land of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, The Thing, Constantine, 28 Days Later
  • Television

    Tic-Tac-Dough
  • Books

    Three-fisted Tales of "BOB" , Revelation X the "BOB" Apocryphon , Anything Banned, Maddox's "Alphabet of Manliness", Fire in the Sky: The Walton Experience, 666: The Number Of The Beast, Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry For Your...Brains, The Devil in Design: The Krampus Postcards, 23 Minutes in Hell, The Book of the SubGenius : The Sacred Teachings of J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs, The Subgenius Psychlopaedia of Slack: The Bobliographon, The Illuminatus! Trilogy: The Eye in the Pyramid, The Golden Apple, Leviathan, HIGH WEIRDNESS BY MAIL by Ivan Stang, A brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking, The Universe in a Nutshell, God Created the Integers: The Mathematical Breakthroughs that Changed History, The Theory of Everything: The Origin and Fate of the Universe, A Stubbornly Persistent Illusion: The Essential Scientific Works of Albert Einstein, George's Secret Key to the Universe, Prometheus Rising by Robert Anton Wilson, Quantum Psychology: How Brain Software Programs You and Your World by Robert Anton Wilson, Nature's God (The Historical Illuminatus Chronicles) by Robert Anton Wilson, Email to the Universe by Robert Anton Wilson, The Earth Will Shake: The History of the Early Illuminati (The Historical Illuminatus Chronicles) by Robert Anton Wilson, Coincidance : A Head Test by Robert Anton Wilson, Portable Darkness: An Aleister Crowley Reader by Robert Anton Wilson, Genesis P-Orridge, and Scott Michaelsen, Survivor: A Novel by Chuck Palahniuk, Snuff, Lullaby, Haunted: A Novel, Invisible Monsters, Diary: A Novel, Choke, Stranger Than Fiction: True Stories, Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey, and Fight Club: A Novel by Chuck Palahniuk, H. P. Lovecraft: Tales (Library of America) by H. P. Lovecraft and Peter Straub, The Best of H. P. Lovecraft: Bloodcurdling Tales of Horror and the Macabre by H.P. Lovecraft and Robert Bloch, Tales of the Cthulhu Mythos by H. P. Lovecraft, The Complete H. P. LOVECRAFT Reader (68 Stories Included) by H. P. Lovecraft, Dreams of Terror and Death: The Dream Cycle of H. P. Lovecraft by H. P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu and Other Weird Stories (Penguin Twentieth-Century Classics) by Howard Phillips Lovecraft and S. T. Joshi, Necronomicon: The Best Weird Tales of H. P. Lovecraft (Gollancz SF) by H. P. Lovecraft, At the Mountains of Madness: And Other Tales of Terror by H. P. Lovecraft, The Horror in the Museum by H.P. Lovecraft, Waking Up Screaming: Haunting Tales of Terror by H.P. Lovecraft, Beautiful Mutants by Mark Mothersbaugh, What I know Volume One 1st Edition by Mark Mothersbaugh, The Lottery by Shirley Jackson

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  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Grad / professional school
  • Occupation: Mad Scientist
  • Income: $150,000 to $250,000