Art, music, KoRn, photography, graphic design, scary movies, horror movies, collecting old toys, antiques, old dolls, old homes & school buildings, astrology, meditiation, self healing, herbs & organic foods, gardening, making my own soaps, oils, candles, sachets, the moon and it's phases, tarot cards, potions, writting my book of shadows, reading, spending time with my family, scaring the hell out of people and then to make them laugh, ghost's, witches [old and new], old souls, long drives in the country, gallery hops, tending to my herb garden and tending to my vegetable garden, my cat sick boy, my newfoundland Bone Jangles, interesting people, garage sales and second hand shops, making most everything and anything I can by hand, decorating, dying my clothes, cemeteries, the non-color black, red doors, mirrors, trinket boxes, insense, conserving energy, yoga, haunted houses, Halloween, cooking, baking, vampires, séances, spiritual healing, laying in the grass to star gaze, thunderstorms....
Music
KoRn, Tool, Perfect Circle, Green Day, Hanzel Und Gretyl, Rammstein, NIN, Marilyn Manson, Bjork, Godhead, The Cure, Pearl Jam, The Who, Foo Fighters, Sublime, Janes Addiction, Seether, Pan-FUCKING-tera, Hank Williams Jr & Sr, Dave Matthews Band, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Waylon Jennings, Chemical Brothers, Duran Duran, Flock of Seagulls, Tompson Twins, Berlin, Missing Persons, The Toadies, Garbage, Static-X, Nirvana, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, Prodigy, Split Enz, Talk Talk, Romeo Void, The Cult, Violent Femmes, Skinny Puppy, Live, The Offspring, Rage Against The Machine, AC|DC, Enya, Enigma, Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, there is so much more.....
Movies
All Tim Burton Movies, anything with Bette Davis or Shirley McClain in it, Kalifornia, The Breakfast Club, Interview With A Vampire, Amazon Women On The Moon, Annie, The Crow, Stir Of Echos, Willy Wonka, Halloween, Biloxi Blues, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, The Last American Virgin, Pretty In Pink, Hide & Seek, Sixteen Candles, St. Elmos Fire, The Ref [I love Dennis Leary], Seven, Hiding Out, The Outsiders, The GoodBye Girl, Foul Play, Jeepers Creepers, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Carrie, The Lost Boys, Funny Farm, Casper, Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang, The Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump, Great Expectations, Rain Man, Matilda, Mr. Mom, The Village, Shaun Of The Dead, Trainspotting, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Saturday The 14th, Goodfellas, The Godfather, From Hell, Say Anything, The Departed, ...lot's more...
I practice in the art of respect.
I live in the country.
I love scary movies & storms.
I love old things, antiquities, & oddities.
I obsess upon the bizarre.
I prefer black & white to color.
I love old cemeteries.
I love séances.
I am an old soul.
I am very shy & awkward.
I love collecting old dolls.
I miss the city sometimes.
I am always an artist.
~"I hope you find the beauty in my darkness..."
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I have always had a passion for art. I can remember getting in a lot of trouble for drawing with a crayon in a babysitters closet once when I was like 5 or 6, so it has always been inside of me. I am one who needs many outlets & mediums to function and get my work completed & that includes digital manipulation but I prefer to paint with oils & acrylics. If I feel like painting with a pallet knife, I do. If I feel like painting with my fingers, I do.
I am very passionate about my work & am always working on something. Everyone has a story & I tell mine through my work & have little control over what comes out of me. I do it because I love & have to do it.
..I am also available for custom design, from websites, to book & CD covers, logos; if you need a design I can help you! Contact me here on MySpace or visit Immortal Essence for more information. [www.immortalessence.com]
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"Freedom of speech means that you shall not do something to people either for the views they have, or the views they express, or the words they speak or write." ~Hugo L. Black, U.S. Supreme Court Justice 1963
..I have a very wide range of mediums that I work with including: acrylics, oils, pen & ink, charcoals, photography & digital media; there is always something going on inside my head so you never know what you may find here...you may also visit my website to purchase original paintings & more. Thank you for your continued support & compliments!!
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Who I'd like to meet: ..
Other artist's who would be interested in working together; models, freaks, filmamkers, directors, photographers, musicians, beautiful disasters, the beautifully insane, carnies, illusionist's, magicians, mad men, willy wonka & anyone who is interested my artwork.
THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!! HOPE THE HOLIDAYS ARE GOOD TO YOU! IF YOU'RE UP TO SOME NEW TWISTED TALES IN RHYME, STOP BY AND CHECK OUT MY BLOG: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=124955625
-TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK AND LOOK FOR THE LUNACY MACHINE TO HIT THE BOOK SHELVES SOON!
DROPPING BY TO SAY THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!!
HERE IS A PREVIEW FOR THE UPCOMING STORY 'OUIJA' WHICH IS ONE OF MANY TWISTED RHYMES INSIDE THE NEW LUNACY MACHINE.
OUIJA
Is there someone there? Is there someone there? Come talk to us tonight. We’re asking for the dead to speak, It’s only us . . .my wife and me. Come tell us how you died.
The oracle moved about the board A figure-eight reply. The oracle started slowing down, then stopped . . . above the Y.
Tell us more, tell us more, what brought you here to me? Tell us how you died tonight. Tell us when you died tonight. Tell us what brings you here tonight. Keep spelling it for me.
The figure eight continues and around the board it moves. It’s slowing down, it’s slowing down. Come, spirit, talk to me right now, Tell us tonight, because we want to know . . Then the oracle stopped on the letter O.
You’re coming in so very clear, Now tell us why you’re roaming here, on this dark and stormy night. Speak to me, speak to me, Travel through this board to me. Tell us why you sleep tonight beneath your resting tomb. Speak to me, speak to me, speak to me now. Then the oracle stopped on the U.
Y-O-U, Y-O-U, this isn’t making sense. You spelled out, YOU is this what you meant to do? Then the oracle stopped on YES.
*SEE MORE OF THIS STORY (since space here is limited) BY COMING BY AND VISITING ME AND PREVIEW SOME OTHER STORIES FROM THE LUNACY MACHINE, TWISTED TALES OF UNFORTUNATE TIMES 'R' in my blog section HAVE A GOOD 1 SEE YA!! -CRISS KARVER
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Happy Haunted Halloween!!!!
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I prefer winter and fall, when you feel the bone structure
of the landscape -- the loneliness of it -- the dead feeling of winter. Something
waits beneath it -- the whole story doesn't show.
- Andrew Wyeth
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up! Hope to see you at this years Ohio Hip Hop Awards. We have a full weekend
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