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My erotic dance routines tend to give people a certain impression of me. They use words like "dangerous hobo", "sexy kung-fu", "senually sinister ","swollen nipples" and "pelvically pounding" to describe my moves. I can't lie, a lot of those words are right on. Especially when I do my "Sexy Arab meets the sleeping Easter bunny" routine. Besides perfecting the art of erotic dance, I also enjoy photographing scenes of the eldery exploring sensual massage, scaring small children and presenting strangers with photos of myself dressed as various civil war heros (without pants). But most people never see this. They will see me do an erotic dance routine like, "Cookie Monster's first Orgy" ,"Sensual fingers, Sexual Toes" or "Mr.Dirty Pants and His Yeasty Treats" and peg me as a dance titan and that's it. But there's so much more. Why just yesterday I blew off erotic dance practice and just spent the day listening to my "Learn to sing like a wounded indian" tapes and tried to change colors like a chameleon (unsuccessfully). I guess I really don't have any reason to complain though. I mean because of my erotic dance reputation I get to travel the world, snort horse tranquilizer with foreign diplomats and frequently get mobbed by swarms of rabid erotic dance fans (particularly in Tijuana and Monte Carlo). Shit why am I even wasting my time writing this? I really should be finishing up my latest erotic dance routine entitled, "The Overweight Vampire Meets Capt'n Bubble Butt". Ciao for now