Lecil
Lecil Just another Raccoon with a drug problem

Male
34 years old
LA, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 7/22/2008
Mood: cantankerous Mood Image
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    Lecil's Interests
Generalforaging through dumpsters and homeless peoples' pockets late at night.
MusicNIN's "Closer", Marilyn Manson's "Tainted Love", Pearl Jam's "Animal", Foghat's "Fool for the City", Buck Cherry's "Crazy Bitch", and anything by Daniele Cassamagnahi is gold.
MoviesBlow, Crash, Dr. Doolittle's 1 & 2 (where do you think I got my blow money?), Hostel, Hotel Rawanda, Pollack, Frieda, and anything with Jack Black is fucking MONEY!
Televisiontoo low brow
BooksWalden, Beyond Good and Evil, Siddhartha, How to Wash Anyting, A million Little Pieces, Old man and the Sea, all of Ambrose Bierce's definitions, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
HeroesG.G. Allin, Keith Moon, Art Linkletter's Daughter, Dr. Ernest Gräfenberg, ... and btw, Danile Boone was a DICK!
Groups: NYC Underground Comedy Fest

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     Lecil's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:i get around
Body type:2' 1" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Native American
Religion:Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Raccoon
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Lecil's Schools
Harvard Divinity School
Cambridge, MA
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: Nocturnal Endeavors
Minor: The Papal History of Chatholicism
Clubs: Skull and Bones, Glee Club, Hells Angels, Junior Wiccans of America, Narcotics Anonymous, B.P.O.E.
Greek:   Xi Omicron Theta

1993 to 2000



Lecil I need 50 bucks to get this collie i've been fucking out of the pound.. do not deny my pussy! send me money you sober fucks! Posted at 7:46 PM Jul 22, 2008
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   Lecil's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a Raccoon... I like orange peels and shiney things, especially mirrors containing white powder. I don't saliva glands, which helps keep the powder dry.

I'm currently in rehab b/c that was the least severe option available to me via the courts of Los Angeles. I've escaped a few, but this one pretty tight, although I'm working on a plan.

The incident leading up to my arrest and incarceration are total bullshit... essentially I got balls deep in a beagle and the beagle got pissed, whatever.

I could have gotten out of the whole thing too if it wasn't for the damned paparazzi that's been on my tail ever since I did those Dr. Doo Little flicks.
You can click my view pics thing and see the incriminating photo.. amongst a few others.
Who I'd like to meet:
Other Raccoons and chicks that like to party with raccoons.. maybe even some dudes depending on how much I'm jonesin'

Basically some new friends since none of my others helped get out of town before my trial.

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 Vince-Vaughn.com 


 Jon Favreau 


 nine inch nails 


 Sir Davis 


 Kerry White 


 Doug Stanhope 


 xratedshirts.com 


 Patrick From Cringe Humor 


 Jenna Jameson 


 Comedian STEVE MUDFLAP McGREW 





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Ernie

Ernie



Mar 6 2009 2:27 PM

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Hey Lecil, I am sending you a Mojito.



Send me a drink back!

Ernie

Ernie



Jul 24 2008 4:25 PM

no prob.
it's in the mail
Kerry White

Kerry White



Jul 22 2008 7:52 PM

My knee-jerk reaction was to recoil in horror, then...I noticed those wonderfully articulate fingers!

It's not wrong.
The Shea

Shea White



Jul 22 2008 7:37 PM

Can you run a Visa number?

:)
Ernie

Ernie



Oct 12 2007 1:56 PM

SLAKER SLAKER SLAKER
The Shea

Shea White



Aug 28 2007 8:13 PM

Wow....I didn't know meeting Jesus was so goddamn expensive.

Shall I fill out a money order, or do you take Visa?
Kerry White

Kerry White



Aug 26 2007 10:17 PM

I don't associate with coons.
Shannon

Shannon



Aug 26 2007 6:37 PM

Welcome back mutha f*&^ker!!! What the hell are you doing in Canada, eh?
Ernie

Ernie



Aug 2 2007 8:14 PM

miss ya dude
Sir Davis

Sir Davis



Dec 13 2006 12:02 AM

dude, seriously.. i can't hold on to your kilo forever. where the fuck are you?
-davis
Ernie

Ernie



Nov 16 2006 7:17 PM

i saw that movie you were in.... you bear bitch
Shannon

Shannon



Sep 10 2006 1:36 PM

Lecil -- where the hell have you been?
Sir Davis

Sir Davis



Aug 6 2006 9:45 PM

Are you dead???????
-Davis
Ernie

Ernie



Aug 4 2006 5:11 PM

HINT: get the turtle out of his shell
Ernie

Ernie



Aug 2 2006 12:27 PM

Lecil: how you gonna break out if you can't avoid the security camera?
Heather Jane

heather clayton



Jul 17 2006 6:15 AM

Lecil... i think i saw you under my porch, i tried to feed u a bananna but you attacked me... maybe next time ill try feeding you coke
Creeper

Creeper



Jul 15 2006 9:49 PM

so what is your next move i'm am still waiting for your next plan? first do you have a costome you can change in to?
Wendy

Wendy



Jul 4 2006 12:05 AM

THANKS FOR THE ADD!! HOW WAS THE HOLE??
Naughty

Naughty



Jun 27 2006 2:40 AM

Yada, yada, yada.....same Racoon diffrent shit...you are a fuckin disgrace....I'm sending you a vat of glue...do us a favor and off your self....or grow some balls and get the fuck out ....you can't think straight because your sober....reality is not your strong point you furry fuckin' freak....Ah just go fuck your self
Shannon

Shannon



Jun 25 2006 5:02 PM

I've given up on you Lecil -- you must be dead -- unless you've joined a witness relocation program and you're living in the suburbs going by the name of Bob, or John, or Davis, or just something else entirely boring.
Ma Bo

Ma Bo BoBo bo



Jun 19 2006 2:40 PM

Dude seriously, if you've busted out I could use your racoony stealthitude.I have a big tater tot heist planned and you'd be perfect.
Ernie

Ernie



Jun 16 2006 2:39 PM

myspace code
Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com

ya need to have those checked
Shannon

Shannon



Jun 16 2006 1:51 AM

Doood, what the hell happened to you?!?! I hope you didn't get "Lonnied."

Peace off ninja,
smw
Sir Davis

Sir Davis



Jun 15 2006 8:29 PM

Dude!! wtf? where you at? I hope you're not stuck in that damned holding area for 9 months.. that would suck.
-davis
Ernie

Ernie



Jun 13 2006 6:23 PM

Lecil,
i think i'm going to have to take you off my friends list being you're not ?? whats the word i'm lookin for...HUMAN..take care furry nuts
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