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WELCOME FRIENDS AND VISITORS...THIS WEBSITE IS DEDICATED TO THE BEST DAMN SHOW EVER TO HIT THE "VERSE"...I WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT I HAVE THE SHINIEST PAGE IN THE VERSE ! BUT THAT'S MY OPINION !... CHECKOUT "CASTLE" ON ABC.COM..."DOLLHOUSE" ON F*X.COM...AND TERMINATOR-THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES-(NOT FORGOTTEN) ON F*X.COM... HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY MY SITE...KEEP FLYIN' .... LEEDAVIDT/BROWNCOAT (forever)

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"Take my love, take my land Take me where I cannot stand I don't care, I'm still free You can't take the sky from me Take me out to the black Tell them I ain't comin' back Burn the land and boil the sea You can't take the sky from me There's no place I can be Since I found Serenity But you can't take the sky from me"...

What is Firefly? Firefly is a space Western/action/comedy/drama TV series set in the year 2517, created by Joss Whedon (of Buffy the Vampire Slayer fame). The subsequent movie, Serenity, was released in 2005, and both were among the top selling DVDs at Amazon.com in 2006 (the TV series was #10 for the year, and the movie was #18). Serenity also won the Hugo Award in 2006 for Best Dramatic Presentation, Long Form. Background. Long before the events in the story, a large population emigrated from Earth to a new solar system. This "planet village" had dozens of planets and hundreds of moons, many of which were terraformed to become habitable. The terraforming process was imperfect, and the outlying settlements are typically forbidding, dry environments, well suited to the Western influences of the show. The series takes its name from the Firefly-class spaceship "Serenity", which serves as home to the nine central characters. Resembling both a bird and insect in appearance, the cargo ship's tail section lights up during acceleration like a firefly (hence the name of the ship class and series). The star system is governed by the Alliance, an organization of central planets that has succeeded in forcibly unifying the entire system under a single government. Although the central planets are well under Alliance control, the outlying planets and moons resemble the 19th century American West, with little government authority. Settlers and refugees on the outlying worlds enjoy relative freedom from the central government, but lack the amenities of the high-tech civilization on the inner worlds. Captain Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds and his first mate Zo? are veterans of the Unification War, a failed attempt by the outlying worlds to resist the Alliance's assertion of control. After the war, Mal bought the spaceship Serenity in order to scrape together a way of life for himself and his crew by making cargo runs and performing other tasks, legal or otherwise. Featuring a blend of elements from the space opera and Western genres with a bit of Robin Hood and his Merry Men, the show depicts mankind's future in a way that is uncharacteristic of many contemporary science fiction programs. Unlike most traditional space operas, there are no alien creatures or space battles. Firefly takes place in a multi-cultural future, where the divide between the rich and poor is great. Chinese is a common second language for English-speakers; characters in the show frequently use Chinese words and curses. According to the DVD commentary of the pilot episode, this is due to China and the United States becoming the two superpowers that expand into space. This Sino-American (named the Anglo-Sino Alliance) allegiance is supported by close examination of labels on the crates from the episode "The Train Job", where crates of Alliance goods are marked with a Chinese flag superimposed over a United States flag. For fans, the dialogue and interplay between characters is central to the charm of the show, resulting in stories that are alternately serious and humorous. The show's visual style also differs from contemporary shows in that camera shots are often handheld, with deliberately misframed or out-of-focus subjects, in an attempt to give scenes an immersive and immediate feeling; CGI scenes mimic the motion of a handheld camera, a style now borrowed by the new Battlestar Galactica. (As an homage to Firefly, Serenity is briefly shown in the Galactica miniseries). Exterior shots of action taking place in the vacuum of space realistically lack sound effects, an approach that stands in contrast to many science fiction films and television series. The show's plot pits the nine masterfully drawn main characters against various criminals and schemers, Alliance security forces, the utterly psychotic and brutal Reavers, and the mysterious men with "hands of blue" who are apparently operatives of The Blue Sun Corporation. The crew is driven by the need to secure enough income to keep their ship operational, set against the need to keep a low profile to avoid their numerous adversaries. Their situation is greatly complicated by the divergent motivations of the individuals on board Serenity. Sadly, the show's brief run (14 episodes, and a feature film in 2005) did not allow full elucidation of all the complex interrelationships of the cast and their external contacts. But given the tremendous success of the series and movie DVDs, both of which are still top sellers at Amazon.com, we're thinking we might rise again. Best Sellers in 2006 The numbers are in, and Amazon.com has posted it's best sellers for 2006. The Firefly DVD box set comes in at #10 for the year, and Serenity, the Firefly movie, comes in at #18. Look for the special edition of Serenity being released summer 2007, because of such strong sales of the original release. Orson Scott Card on Firefly (From the blog of Orson Scott Card, writer of the Ender's Game series and winner of the Hugo and Nebula Awards. You can hear our interview with him in Firefly Talk #50-#52). Unfortunately, science fiction's own success has broken the community apart. It was the films that did it. Throwbacks to the old forms of sci-fi, contemptuous of anything that had been learned or achieved in the field since, say, 1937, Star Trek and Star Wars stole away the fan base. The book-based conventions limp along, but they are aging, while the awards are being taken over by the people who want to promote only the books that will be respected by university professors -- in other words, the books least like science fiction. The result is predictable -- science fiction shows many signs of withering as a productive, innovative literary genre. Which is both inevitable and perfectly acceptable -- it is dying in part because it won. Any writer can now use most of the tropes and techniques of science fiction without readers batting an eye. The boundaries are gone along with the serious critical community, and most of the writers seem to be imitative ... or they're writing fantasy, instead. Into this situation there dropped the television series Firefly. It only lasted a few episodes, mostly because it couldn't compete with the cheesy reality shows that were taking over Fox -- why put money into a fairly expensive sci-fi show when you can put some morons on the camera with a minimal script and a tasteless premise, and get bigger numbers for a far lower investment? The fans of Firefly, however, were outraged. Here was television sci-fi that was smart, funny, heroic, realistic, moving, innovative, yet keenly aware of the whole tradition of science fiction and of television? It was the smartest thing on tv, period. And it was gone before most people had a chance to know it was even on the air. At least the original Star Trek ran for three seasons -- enough for it to be stripped into syndication. You can't do that with a dozen episodes -- local stations would blow through them in less than three weeks of weekday showings, and then what do they put on? Fortunately, we are now in the age of the DVD, and Firefly went to direct sales, where it found more and more fans after it was canceled than it ever had when it was on the air. And those fans, who began to organize on the traditional sci-fi-fandom model, calling themselves "Browncoats," set to work to promote the return of Firefly to the airwaves -- or its development as a feature film. It helped that Joss Whedon, other producers and creative people, and the actors themselves all believed in this show, knowing they had been part of something rare and wonderful. So they met with the fans, encouraging them to believe they were all working together. And when Whedon got funding to shoot the feature film, he rewarded those fans by giving showings of the finished film for months before the theatrical release, helping promote Serenity. I've already written that I thought Serenity was the best movie of the year it came out, and in my opinion the best sci-fi film ever.... In my opinion too!...leedavidt
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"QUOTES FROM FIREFLY!"serenity,the train job,bushwacked, shindig and safe...Serenity (pilot) [At the Battle of Serenity Valley, Mal talks to his troops.] Mal: We have done the impossible, and that makes us mighty. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bendis: We're gonna die. Mal: We are not gonna die. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. Huh? Look at that chiseled jaw! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Wash is playing with plastic dinosaurs.) Wash: (as Stegosaurus) Yes...yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it...this land. (as Allosaur) I think we should call it your grave! (as Stegosaurus) Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! (as Allosaur) Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh! Now DIE! (as Stegosaurus) Oh no, God, oh dear God in heaven... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth, and… dump 'er in the hold for a month. [A grinning Kaylee gives Mal a peck on the cheek.] Kaylee: I love my captain. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zoe: I know something ain't right. Wash: Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Badger refuses to take Alliance-branded cargo as was previously agreed upon] Zoe: That's not fair. Badger: Crime and politics, little girl. Situation is always...fluid. Jayne: Only fluid I see here is the puddle of piss refusing to pay us our wage! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (After Badger abruptly backs out of the deal, Mal, Zoe and Jayne discuss where they can sell the cargo.) Zoe: So the border planets? Mal: I'm thinking Whitefall, maybe talk to Patience. Zoe: Sir, we don't want to deal with Patience again. Mal: Why not? Zoe: She shot you. Mal: Well, yeah, she did a bit. ... Mal: Been a long time since Patience shot me, and that was due to a perfectly legitimate conflict of interest. I got no grudge. ... Mal: Did you send word to Patience? Wash: Yeah, ain't heard back yet. Didn't she shoot you one time? Mal: Everyone's makin' a fuss. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Shepherd Book is checking the port for a ship, and meets Kaylee sitting on a lawn chair outside Serenity] Kaylee: You're gonna come with us. Book: Excuse me? Kaylee: You like ships. You don't seem to be lookin' at the destinations. What you care about is the ships, and mine's the nicest. Book: She don't look like much. Kaylee: Oh, she'll fool ya. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Shepherd Book visits Inara in her quarters.] Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me the wickedness of my ways? Book: I brought you some supper, but.… if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepared. Sin, and hellfire… one has lepers. Inara (smiling): I think I'll pass. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal has finally opened Simon's box to see what he considered so valuable, and finds a naked, cryogenically-frozen River] Mal: (after a long pause) Huh. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Simon threatens not to treat a gutshot Kaylee unless Serenity flees an incoming Alliance cruiser] Zoe: You let her die, you'll never make it to the Feds. Simon: She'll still be dead. Mal: You rich kids. You think your lives are the only thing that matters. What'd you do? Kill your folks for the family fortune? Simon: I don't kill people. Mal: Then do your job! Simon: Turn the ship around! Inara: Enough! Mal, do it. Mal: [dangerously] Don't you ever tell me what to -- [Kaylee cries in pain] Mal: Zoe, Change course. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [After Doctor Simon Tam treats a gun-shot Kaylee, Mal decides to "do the job" and continue to Whitefall.] Simon: What about us? Mal: Kaylee comes through, you and your sister get off at Whitefall. Simon: If she doesn't come through? Mal: Well, then you're gettin' off a mite sooner. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [The crew waits quietly as a Reaver ship passes.] Simon: What happens if they board us? Zoe: If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Dobson is tied up in his room] Mal: I got to know how close the Alliance is, exactly how much you told them 'fore Wash scrambled your call. So I've given Jayne here the job of finding out. Jayne: [draws a huge knife] He was nonspecific as to how. ... Mal: [to Jayne] Now, you've only got to scare him. Jayne: Pain is scary. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Mal and Patience have just finished setting up a meet on Whitefall.) Mal: You know, I do believe that woman is planning to shoot me again. ... Jayne: Here's a little concept I've been working on. Why don't we shoot her first? Wash: It is her turn. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jayne (over radio): Cap'n, cap'n, can you hear me? Mal: I'm standing right here. Jayne: You're coming through loud and clear. Mal: 'Cause I'm standing right here. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [After beating Patience in a gun battle after she tried to double-cross him] Mal: Now, I did a job. Got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character, so let me make this abundantly clear: I do the job, [snatches her coin purse from her] and I get paid. Go run your little world. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [After Wash executes a brilliant escape from the Reavers, Zoe turns to Mal.] Zoe: Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off. [She grabs Wash by the jacket and drags him off.] Wash: Work, work, work… -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Book: I've been out of the abbey two days, I've beaten a lawman senseless, I've fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong. I believe I just... I think I'm on the wrong ship. Inara: Maybe. Or maybe you're exactly where you ought to be. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can...how do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son, so let me put this to you plainly: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake. You'll be facing me. And you'll be armed. Simon: Are you always this sentimental? Mal: I had a good day. Simon: You had the Alliance on you, criminals and savages... half the people on the ship have been shot or wounded including yourself, and you're harboring known fugitives. Mal: We're still flying. Simon: That's not much. Mal: It's enough. [edit] The Train Job [After a drunken Lund toasts to the Alliance, Mal goes to the bar for a quiet drink] Lund: You gonna drink to the Alliance with me? Six years ago today, the Alliance sent the browncoats running, pissing their pants. You know... your coat's kind of a brownish color... Mal: It was on sale. [drinks] Lund: You didn't toast. You know, I'm thinking you're one of them Independents. Mal: And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling. So why don't we just ignore each other until we go away? Lund: The Independents were a bunch of inbred, cowardly piss-pots. Should've been killed off of every world spinnin'. Mal: [turns] Say that to my face. Lund: I said you're a coward and a piss-pot. Now what are you gonna do about it? Mal: [smiles] Nothing. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind you. [Lund turns, and Zoe knocks him out with the butt of her rifle] Mal: Drunks are so cute. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal and Zoe are back on the ship after barely escaping a losing barfight on Unification Day.] Zoe: Funny, sir, how you always seem to find yourself in an Alliance-friendly bar come U-Day, lookin' for a quiet drink. Mal: See, this is another sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid and crotchety. Breaks the heart. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal washes his bloodied knuckles in the infirmary.] Mal: I know they tell ya, you never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is, on occasion, hilarious. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flyin' with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the fuzzy-wuzzies or some such? Book: Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here. Mal: If I'm your mission, Shepherd, best give it up. You're welcome on my boat - God ain't. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal and Zoe make a disturbing discovery on during their train heist.] Zoe: Sir, is there some information we might maybe be lacking as to why there's an entire Fed squad sitting on this train? Mal: Doesn't concern us. Zoe: It kinda concerns me. . . . Zoe: You don't think that changes the situation a bit? Mal: I surely do. Makes it more fun! Zoe: Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing. ... Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free. Zoe: Then can I have your share? Mal: No. Zoe: If you die, can I have your share? Mal: Yes. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [The remaining Serenity crew argues about what to do with stolen goods, when River interrupts.] River: [They] won't stop. They'll never stop. They'll just keep coming, until they get back what you took. Two by two, hands of blue.… two by two, hands of blue.… -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Jayne is demanding that Wash take off for the delivery without Mal and Zoe.] Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here! Now we're finishing this deal, and then maybe -- MAYBE we'll come back for those morons... got themselves caught... and you can't change that by getting all... bendy. Wash: All what? Jayne: You got the light... from the console to keep you... lifting you up... they shine like... [starts grabbing at the air] little angels... [Jayne promptly falls flat onto the floor.] Wash: Did he just go crazy and fall asleep? Simon: I told him to sit down. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal sees Jayne sedated and sprawled out on a staircase] Kaylee: We tried moving him to the infirmary, he's just heavy... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Jayne, still sprawled out on the staircase, shoots Crow in the lower leg before he can stab Mal] Mal: Nice shot. Jayne: [slurred] I was aimin' for his head. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [A tied-up Crow is made to kneel outside Serenity as it prepares to lift off] Mal: Now this is all the money Niska gave us in advance. You give it back to him, tell him the job didn't work out. We're not thieves -- well, we are thieves, but the point is we're not taking what's his. We'll stay out of his way as best we can from here on in. You'll explain that's best for everyone, okay? Crow: [stands up] Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn't matter where you go, or how far you fly -- I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade. Mal: Darn. [kicks Crow into Serenity's engine intake] [Cut to another henchman being placed before Mal] Mal: Now this is all the money Niska gave us in advance-- Henchman: Oh, I get it! I'm good. Best thing for everybody. [desperate grin] I'm right there with you. [edit] Bushwhacked [Serenity's crew and passengers are playing a kind of "spaceball" when an alarm sounds.] Zoe: Proximity alert. Must be coming up on something. Wash: [alarmed.] Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's FLYING this thing?! [deadpan.] Oh right, that would be me. Uh, back to work. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jayne: [referring to a derelict vessel in space] If there's folks on board who needed help, why aren't they beaming no distress call? Zoe: It's true. There's no beacon. Mal: Which means it's likely no one's looking to find her. Book: All the more reason for us to do the right thing. Jayne: How's about you just say a prayer and we slide on by? Book: [to Mal] Shall I remind you of the story of the Good Samaritan? Mal: I'd rather you didn't, but we'll check it out. Could be survivors. But if not, well, then we might as well take a look around and see if there's something of value they might have left behind. Jayne: Yeah! No, uh... someone could be hurt! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jayne: [to Simon] Where do you think you're headed? Simon: I thought I'd offer my services. [intently watching Mal and Zoe suit up] ...in case anyone on board required medical attention. Jayne: Cap'n and Zoe are going in first, we'll holler if we need you... something wrong? Simon: Uh... no, I suppose it's just the thought of a little mylar and glass being the only thing separating a person from... nothing. Jayne: It's impressive what nothing can do to a man. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jayne: [to Simon] Grab your medkit, let's hoof it. Mal wants us over there on the double. ... Mal: [to Simon] Uh, hi. What are you doing here, and what's with the suit? [Jayne begins laughing] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [After Jayne shoots an attacker, Mal finds him hiding behind a fan grate.] Mal: No one's gonna hurt you. Survivor: No. No mercy. No! Mal: Any.… more than we already did. ... Survivor: No mercy. No mercy- Mal: [soothingly] We got lots of mercy. Lots. [punches survivor in the jaw, rendering him unconscious] ... Simon: [dryly.] Oh, yes. He's a real beast! It's a wonder you're still alive. Jayne: Looked bigger when I couldn't see him. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: [referring to the survivor] Charity would be putting a bullet in his brainpan. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: Reavers ain't men — or they forgot how to be. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Kaylee contemplates bypassing a boobytrap.] Kaylee: Sure. Yeah. [long pause.] I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, it's.… not like you'll be able to yell at me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Alliance Commander Harken discovers the brother-and-sister fugitive alert provides little information to help them.] Harken: Well, I'm not about to have these surprises on a routine check. We run into these two, we shoot first. The brass can sort it out later. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Commander Harken questions the crew.] Harken: You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war? Zoe: Fought with a lot of people in the war. Harken: And your husband? Zoe: Fight with him sometimes, too. Harken: Is there any particular reason you don't wish to discuss your marriage? Zoe: Don't see that it's any of your business, is all. We're very private people. [Cut to Zoe's husband, Wash.] Wash: The legs! [laughs.] Oh yeah, [I] definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down. Her legs, and right where her legs.… meet her back. Tha— actually, that whole area. That, and… and above it. […] Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Harken: Seems odd you'd name your ship after a battle you were on the wrong side of. Mal: May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: That poor bastard you took off my ship. He looked right into the face of it — was made to stare. Harken: "It"? Mal: That darkness. Kind of darkness you can't even imagine. Blacker than the space it moves through. Harken: Very poetic. Mal: They made him watch. He probably tried to turn away, and they wouldn't let him. You call him a survivor? He's not. A man comes up against that kind of will, the only way to deal with it, I suspect, is to become it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jayne: You save his gorram life, he still takes the cargo. Hwoon dahn. Mal: He had to. Couldn't let us profit. Wouldn't be civilized. [edit] Shindig [While Jayne plays virtual pool with a disreputable type, Mal chats quietly with Inara.] Inara: I like watching the game. As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back. . . . [Mal reveals he has stolen a large sum of money from one of the men, a slave trader] Inara: Mal! Mal: Oh, terrible shame. 'Course, they won't discover it till they go order their next round of drinks. [A hand slaps down on Mal's shoulder.] Slaver: Wei. Mal: [out loud] Good drinker, that one. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zoe: Planet's coming up a mite fast. Wash: That's just 'cause- I'm going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all. [As the ship begins to shake, Mal calmly leaves.] Mal: Well, [if] that happens, let me know. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: It sounds like the finest party I can imagine getting paid to go to. Inara: I don't suppose you'd find it up to [the] standards of your outings. More conversation, and somewhat less.… petty theft and getting hit with pool cues. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaylee: Look at the fluffy one! Zoe: Too much foofaraw. If I'm gonna wear a dress, I want something with some slink. Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? [Zoe laughs.] Jayne: I'll chip in. [Zoe turns to Jayne, still laughing.] Zoe: I can hurt you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Badger "invites" Mal and Jayne to a palaver.] Badger: Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I've got my hands on a couple. [Mal and Jayne grin.] Badger: Of invites! . . . Badger: You think you're better than other people! Mal: Just the ones I'm better than. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [At the ball, Inara and her wealthy escort, Atherton Wing, are dancing.] Atherton: You belong here, Inara, not on a flying piece of go-se. You see that, don't you? Inara: Atherton, language! . . . ["Miss Kaywinnit Lee Frye and escort" are announced. Kaylee enters, with Mal in tow.] Inara: Oh, go-se. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: Does, uh, this seem kinda tight? Kaylee: Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. [...] Kaylee: These girls have the most beautiful dresses. And so do I, how about that? Mal: Just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable. Kaylee: Yes sir, Cap'n Tight-pants. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: Okay, help me find our man. He's supposed to be older, kind of stocky, wears a red sash crossways. Kaylee: Why does he do that? Mal: Maybe he won the Miss Persephone pageant. Just help me look. Kaylee (seeing a large bowl of strawberries being carried past her): Is that him? Mal: That's the buffet table. Kaylee: Well, how can we be sure, u-unless we question it? [grins] Mal: Fine. Don't make yourself sick. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [After love-making, Zoe just wants to sleep.] Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character, ask anyone. Zoe: It is not! Wash: You're acting Captain. You know what happens, you fall asleep? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat and takes over? Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it? Wash: I wash my hands of it. Hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door. Keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Don't know. I'm starting to like this poetry thing. "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower… somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross-" [Zoe hits him with a pillow] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal talks to Sir Warrick Harrow about Badger's offer.] Sir Warrick: I know him. And I think he's a psychotic low-life. Mal: And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic low-life community. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: My work's illegal, but at least it's honest. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gentleman: If you require it, any gentleman here can give you the use of a sword. Mal: Use of a s-what? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: And I never back down from a fight. Inara: Yes, you do! You do all the time! Mal: Well.... yeah, but I'm not backing down from this one! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inara: You don't need strength as much as speed. We're fragile creatures. It takes less than a pound of pressure to cut skin. Mal: You know that? They teach you that in whore academy? Inara: You have a strange sense of nobility, Captain. You'll lay a man out for implying I'm a whore, but you keep calling me one to my face. Mal: I might not show respect to your job, but he didn't respect you. That's the difference. Inara, he doesn't even see you. Inara: Well, I guess death will solve the issue to everyone's satisfaction. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Badger and his crew have occupied Serenity until Mal returns] Jayne: What we need is a diversion.....Zoe could get naked. Wash: No. Jayne: I could get naked. Everyone: No! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Badger notices River wandering into the cargo bay] Badger: Who's that, then? Here, look at me. What's your story, love? Simon: She's just a...just a passenger. Badger: Yeah? Why ain't she talkin'? Got a secret? Simon: No, I'm- River: (suddenly speaking in Badger's own Cockney accent) Sure. I got a secret. More'n one. Don't seem like I'd tell 'em to you, now, do it? Anyone off Dyton colony knows better'n to talk to strangers. (pokes Badger in the chest) You're talkin' loud enough for the both of us, ain't ya? I've met a dozen like you. Skipped off home early. Minor graft jobs here and there. Spent some time in the lockdown, but less than you claim. And you're what? A petty thief with delusions o' standing? Sad little king of a sad little hill. Badger: (flustered at River's accurate "reading" of him) Nice to see someone from the old homestead. River: Not really. (to Simon) call me if anyone interesting shows up. [as she leaves, Badger grins] Badger: I like her. Jayne: (whispering to the crew) That there. Exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inara: You're always breaking the rules, no matter which society you're in! You don't get along with ordinary criminals either, which is why you're constantly getting in trouble! Mal: You think following the rules will buy you a nice life, even if the rules make you a slave. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal refuses to kill the prone, humiliated Atherton.] Sir Warrick: You have to finish it, lad. [Mal doesn't move] You have to finish it. For a man to lay beaten, yet breathing? It makes him a coward. Inara: It's humiliation. Mal: It would be humiliating, having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood. Mercy is the mark of a great man. [He lightly stabs Atherton.] Mal: Guess I'm just a good man. [He repeats the poking.] Mal: Well, I'm all right. . . . Sir Warrick: You know, you didn't have to wound that man. Mal: Yeah, I know. It was just funny. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inara: Are you in pain? Mal: Absolutely. I got stabbed, you know, right here. [shows bandaged wound in his side] Inara: [squeamishly] Eh— I saw. Mal: Don't care much for fancy parties. Too rough. Inara: It wasn't entirely a disaster. Mal: I got stabbed! Right here! Inara: You also lined up exciting new crime. . . . Inara: I wasn't gonna stay, you know. Mal: Yeah? Why's that? Inara: Oh, someone needs to keep Kaylee out of trouble. And all my things are here. Besides, why would I want to leave Serenity? Mal: Can't think of a reason. [The camera zooms out to reveal a herd of cattle milling about the cargo hold.] [edit] Safe [In a flashback, a young River plays behind a couch while Simon works on a computer pad.] Young River: We got outflanked by the Independent squad, and we're never gonna make it back to our platoon. [pauses] We need to resort to cannibalism. Young Simon: That was fast. Don't we have rations or anything? . . . [River glances at her brother's homework.] Young River: That's wrong. Young Simon: It's from the book, River. Young River: No, the book is wrong. This whole conclusion is fallacious. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Simon and River whine about getting a dedicated "source box".] Gabriel Tam: I will not have it in my house. But, since your mother's already ordered you one, I guess I should give up the fantasy that this is my house! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [In the present day, River is violently refusing to cooperate with Simon's diagnostic tests.] Mal: So, she's added cussing and hurling-about of things to her repertoire. She really is a prodigy. Simon: It's just a bad day. Mal: No, a "bad day" is when someone's yellin' spooks the cattle. Understand? You ever see cattle stampede when they got no place to run? It's kind of like a… a meat grinder. And it'll lose us half the herd. Simon: She hasn't gone anywhere near the cattle. Mal: No, but in case you hadn't noticed, her voice kinda carries. We're two miles above ground and they can probably hear her down there. Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed — although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't. River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Simon steps in a cowpie as Jayne drives the cargo of cattle out of the ship.] Jayne: About time you broke in them fancy shoes. Hyah! Get along! Mal: You know… they walk just as easy if you lead 'em. Jayne: I like smackin' 'em. . . . Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- River: They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see sky, and they remember what they are. Mal: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Simon: I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inara: Does it seem every supply store on every 'water planet has the same five rag dolls and the same wood carvings of… what is this? A duck? Kaylee: That's a swan. I like it. Inara: You do? [Kaylee strokes the swan carving.] Kaylee: Looks like it was made with… you know, longing. Made by a person really longed to see a swan. Inara: Perhaps because they'd only heard of them by rough description. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Simon whines to engineer Kaylee about life on Serenity.] Simon: It's fun, being forced to the ass-end of the galaxy. To get to live on a piece of luh-suh wreck. And we eat molded protein! And be bullied around by our pyen juh duh jiou cha[o] w[r]en of a captain. That's fun. Kaylee: "Luh-suh"?! Serenity ain't "Luh-suh". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: This is the last time. Last time with cows. Hey, there was an idea regarding beagles? They have smallish droppings? Zoe: I believe so, sir. Also, your disreputable men are here. Mal: Better go take their money. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Shepherd (preacher) Book has been shot.] Book: That's… that's quite a lot of blood, isn't it? Mal: Just means you ain't dead. Book: 'Fraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You just lie there and be ironical. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- River: We're lost. Lost in the woods. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zoe: Knew a man who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder, once. Used to keep a spare hankie in there. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Jayne, in the process of ransacking Simon's belongings, pretends to read Simon's journal.] Jayne: "Dear Diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. [flips page] Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zoe: Cap'n'll come up with a plan. Kaylee: Well, that's good. Right? Zoe: Possible you're not recalling some of his previous plans. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zoe: You sanguine about the kind of reception we're apt to receive on an Alliance ship, Cap'n? Mal: Absolutely. [pauses] What's "sanguine" mean? Zoe: "Sanguine". Hopeful. Plus, point of interest: it also means "bloody". Mal: Well, that pretty much covers all the options, don't it? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alliance Commander: Your official seal is out of date, Captain... Harbatken? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal appeals to Alliance cruiser Magellan's commander for urgent medical help for Book.] Alliance Commander: We aren't an emergency facility, Captain. Our services aren't available simply to anyone— Book: Com… mander… my… ident card. [The commander examines his card. His eyes widen.] Alliance Commander: Get this man to the infirmary at once. [Mal and Zoe stare at each other.] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Simon and River have been kidnapped by the hill folk.] Doralee: A place like this might be good for your sister. Quiet, safe… a place where folks take care of each other. Simon: Mmm, yes. Seems like a lovely little community of kidnappers. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal, Zoe, and Jayne watch Book's operation just outside Magellan's surgery room.] Jayne: This place gives me an uncomfortableness. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- River: I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much. And… some of it's made up, and… some of it can't be quantified, and… there's secrets… and… Simon: It's okay. River: But I understand. You gave up everything you had to find me. You found me broken. It's hard for you. [breaking] You gave up everything you had. Simon: Mei-mei. Everything I have… is right here. . . . River: We won't be here long. Daddy will come, and take us home. And I'll get better. I'll get better. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Simon: It's been a big day, what with the abduction, and all. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Doralee reacts in alarm to River's ability to discern her young mute charge's tragedy.] Doralee: "And they shall be among the people, and they shall speak truths and whisper secrets, and you will know them by their crafts." Simon: What are you talking about? Doralee: "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Flashback to an adult Simon, detained by the authorities and facing his angry father.] Gabriel Tam: Have you completely lost your mind? Simon: Pretty nearly. Gabriel Tam: We got the wave at the Friedlichs. I had to leave your mother at the dinner table! Simon: I'm sorry, Dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: They let us come, and they let us go. What kind of ident card gets us that kind of reception and send-off? Book: I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God. Mal: No, they don't. Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Simon pleads with the hill folk, who have tied River to a stake, preparing to burn her.] Simon: She has done nothing to you! If she dies tonight, it won't be God's will that killed her! It'll be you! Your lunacy, your… ignorance! . . . [Unable to free his sister, Simon climbs onto the pyre and holds River.] Simon: Light it. River: Time to go. [A blast of wind signals the arrival of Serenity. Jayne cocks a shotgun from the cargo hold while Mal and Zoe approach on foot.] Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir. Mal: Ain't we just? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: Sorry to interrupt, folks, but y'all got something that belongs to us, and we'd like it back. Patron: This is a holy cleansing. You cannot think to thwart God's will. Mal: Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. [but] It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really, it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting. [Mal turns to Simon.] Mal: Gotta say, Doctor — your talent for alienatin' folks is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud. [Mal addresses the crowd again.] Mal: Cut her down! Patron: The girl is a witch. Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch. [cocks gun] So cut her the hell down. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Simon: So, finally a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry. Mal: Well, you were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Simon: Captain, why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why're we still talking about this? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Simon and River enter the common room as Mal is telling a joke over dinner.] Mal: So then the Shepherd says to the Companion, "Well, a good goat'll do that."
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"QUOTES FROM FIREFLY"our mrs.reynolds,jaynestown, out of gas and ariel...Our Mrs. Reynolds [Horse-mounted bandits accost a Conestoga wagon-like raft, driven by Jayne and a hunched-over woman.] Bandit: You gonna give us what's due us. And every damn thing else on that boat. And I think maybe you gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the missus. Jayne: Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. [The "woman" looks up — it's Mal in a dress.] Mal: How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne: If I could make you prettier I would! Mal: You are not the man I met a year ago! [Mal and Jayne get the draw on the bandits.] Mal: Now think real hard. You been bird-doggin' this township awhile now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inara: So… explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress? Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. Besides, them soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. There's a whole… airflow. Inara: And you'd know that because…? Mal: You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I am a mystery. Inara: [laughs] Best keep it that way. I withdraw the question. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: Zoe, would you get Wash? Zo?: [on the intercom] This is Zoe. We need all personnel in the cargo bay. Mal: "All"? I said Wash! Zoe: Captain, everyone should have a chance to congratulate you on your day of bliss. Mal: There's no bliss. I don't know this girl! Jayne: Then can I know her? Zoe: Jayne! Don't sully this. Mal: You are going to be cleaning out latrines with your face if you don't cut that out. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal's insensitive remarks and horror at being wed have reduced his new bride to tears.] Wash: You brute. Kaylee: Oh, sweetie, don't feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. Mal: I'm not a monster! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal is alarmed about his new bride's expectations and attitudes.] Mal: Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Wash and Zoe find Mal enjoying Saffron's culinary skills.] Wash: Is there any more where that came from? Saffron: [to Mal] I didn't think to make enough for your friends… [to Zoe] but everything's laid out if you'd like to cook for your husband. [Wash turns to Zoe, who gives him a look.] Wash: [nervously] Z— heh-heh… Isn't she quaint? I'm just not hungry. Zoe: So… are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl? Mal: She wanted to make me dinner. Well, at least she's not cryin'. Wash: I might. Did she really make fresh bao? [Zoe gives him another look.] Wash: Quaint! Zoe: Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump. Zoe: No one's saying that, sir. Wash: Yeah, we're pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Wash and Zoe discuss Saffron's oddities.] Wash: Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Jayne menacingly approaches Mal with a huge weapon.] Jayne: Six men came to kill me one time. The best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger. Double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun. [He hands it to Mal.] Mal: Da-shiong bao-jah-shr duh la doo-tze… Are you offering me a trade? Jayne: A trade? Hell, that's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy'n what you got. Mal: What I got? She has a name! Jayne: So does this! [caresses the gun lovingly] I call it Vera. Mal: Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly comin' to a middle. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: Jayne, go play with your rainstick. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal is disconcerted to find Saffron in his bed, wearing only a bedsheet.] Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't… we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh… we're still two fleshes here, and… I think… that your flesh oughta… sleep somewhere else. Saffron: I'm sorry. When we talked, I'd hoped, but I— [She gestures with her hands, losing the sheet. Mal turns away.] Mal: Whoa, hey! Flesh. Um… Saffron… i-it… it ain't a question of pleasing me. It's more a question of what's… [Mal, breathing heavily, strains not to look at the naked woman.] Mal: … um… of what's morally right. Saffron: I do know my Bible, sir. "On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow, and he shall work in her, in and again, till she bring him to his fall, and rest him then upon the sweat of her breast." [N] [Cut to Mal, who is openly staring now.] Mal: Whoa. Good Bible. . . . Mal: … it's been a while — a long, damn while — since anybody but me took ahold of my plow… . . . [Saffron stands up from the bed and slowly approaches a stunned Mal.] Saffron: If I'm wed, I'm a woman, and I'll take your leave to be bold. I want this. I swell to think of you in me. [She looks down.] Saffron: And I see that you do, too. Mal: Oh, th-th— that's just, uh… Saffron: Leave me at the nearest port. Never look upon me again. I'll make my way with the strength that you've taught me. Only let me have my wedding night. Mal: [resignedly] Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [After closing the bridge door, Saffron grabs Wash's hand and pulls him close. They stare at the stars.] Saffron: Do you know the myth of Earth-That-Was? Wash: Not so much. Saffron: That when she was born, she had no sky, and was open, inviting. And the stars would rush into her, through the skin of her… Wash: Huh. Saffron: … making the oceans boil with sensation. And when she could endure no more ecstasy, she puffed up her cheeks and blew out the sky. Wash: Whoa. Good myth. . . . Saffron: Make this night what it should be. Please? Show me the stars. Wash: Wuh duh ma huh ta duh fung-kwong duh wai-shung doh… I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not… married, not… madly in love with a beautiful woman who… can… kill me with her pinkie! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Simon describes how Saffron's lip-delivered drug is well-known to doctors.] Simon: They called it the "good-night" kiss. Zoe: So you two were kissin'? Book: Well, isn't that… special? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zoe: If she can fly this thing, why just take the shuttle? Wash: Maybe she likes shuttles. [Everyone stares at him.] Wash: Some people juggle geese! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jayne: That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal is somewhat relieved to hear Inara describe Saffron as Companion Academy-trained. He points at a disapproving Book.] Mal: You woulda kissed her too. Zoe: Wash didn't. Mal: But she was naked! And all… articulate! Wash: Okay! Everybody not talking about sex, in here. Everybody else, elsewhere. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Jayne takes aim at the Net with his favorite weapon.] Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up, you get taken out somewhere fun. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saffron: You gonna kill me? Mal: Can you conjure up a terribly compelling reason for me not to? Saffron: I didn't kill you. Mal: You handed me and my crew over to those that would kill us. That buys you nothing. Saffron: [smiles] I made you dinner. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saffron: How'd you find me? Mal: Only a couple places that shuttle would make it to from where you left… happy to find it intact. Saffron: You're quite a man, Malcolm Reynolds. [Seductively] I've been waiting a long time for someone good enough to take me down. Mal: Saffron, you even think about playing me again I will riddle you with holes. Saffron: Everybody plays each other. That's all anybody ever does. We play parts. [edit] Jaynestown [Kaylee has expressed her belief that Simon doesn't swear] Simon: I swear… when it's appropriate. Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Companion Inara leaves for an appointment.] Kaylee: Bye now. Have good sex. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Jayne is in the infirmary, taping a gun to his midriff] Simon: What... happened in here? Jayne: Needed to find some tape. Simon: So you had to tear my infirmary apart? Jayne: [Looks around himself] Apparently. Simon: My God. You're like a trained ape... without the training! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: Jayne, I told you we were settin' down on the Canton factories down on Higgins' Moon? Jayne: Yep, that ya did. Mal: Canton don't allow guns in their town. Jayne: Yes sir, s'why I ain't strappin' one to my hip. Mal: No, that's why you ain't strappin' one anywhere. Jayne: Oh, listen Mal, I was in Canton a few years back. Might've made me a few enemies thereabouts. Simon (sarcastically): Enemies? You? No, how can it be? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Simon: Canton really...stinks. Mal: That's what makes it just a good drop point. No one comes through here that doesn't have to. Wash: I vote we do this job really really fast. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: The management here don't take too kindly to sightseers, [which is] why we're posin' as buyers. There ain't-a one of us looks the part more than the good doctor. I mean, the pretty fits, soft hands, definitely a moneyed individual. All rich and lily-white, pasty all over— Simon: All right! Fine, I'll go. Just… stop describing me. Mal: You're the boss, boss. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Foreman: We've over 2,000 workers, mostly indentured. We pay them next to nothing. That way, we can pass the savings directly on to you, the customer. . . . [Simon struggles to keep up with the foreman.] Simon: Yes. I… I-I've heard great, uh… um, uh… things about mud… [Wash turns to Kaylee.] Wash: What happened to Simon? Who is this diabolical master of disguise? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Jayne, dressed in a bulky hooded coat and goggles, keeps his head down as they walk past the workers.] Wash: You haven't been here in years, Jayne. You really think you need that getup? No one's gonna remember you. Mal: I think it's possible they might. [They all look up to see an elevated, life-sized mud statue of Jayne.] Simon: Son of a bitch! . . . Mal: You wanna tell me how come there's a statue here, lookin' at me like I owe him something? Jayne: Wishin' I could, cap'n. Mal: No, seriously, Jayne, you want to tell me--? Jayne: Look, Mal, I got no ruttin' idea. I was here a few years back, like I said. Pulled a second-story, stole a lot of scratch from the magistrate up on the hill. But things went way south. I had to hightail it. They don't... put you on a pedestal in town square for that. Mal: Yeah, 'cept I'm looking at some fair compelling evidence says they do. [Simon is just staring at the statue] Simon: This must be what going mad feels like. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wash: I think they captured him, though. Captured his essence. Kaylee: He looks sorta angry, don't he? Wash: That's kinda what I meant. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jayne: Hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging around playing art critic till I get pinched by the Man, how's about we move away from this eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that? Mal: I don't know. This here's a spectacle that might warrant a moment's consideration. Kaylee: Wherever I move to, his eyes keep... followin' me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inara: Magistrate Higgins, I presume. Higgins: You may. But I only make the people I own use my title. Mister Higgins will do fine. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Shepherd Book prepares a meal as he absentmindedly addresses River.] Book: What are we up to, sweetheart? River: Fixing your Bible. Book: I, um… What? [Pan over to River, who works on a book with pens, brushes, and loose pages.] River: Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics… doesn't make sense. Book: No, no. You - you can't... River: So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem. Book: Really? River: We'll have to call it "early quantum state phenomenon". Only way to fit 5,000 species of mammals on the same boat. . . . Book: River, you don't… fix the Bible. River: It's broken. It doesn't make sense. Book: It's not about… making sense. It's about believing in something. And letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jayne: Can't be a statue of me, no reason for it. Flies in the face of every kinda sense. Wash: Won't argue with that. [Drinks, then spits it out] Je shr shuh muh lan dong shi?! Jayne: Mm. They call it "Mudder's milk". All the protein, vitamins and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus fifteen percent alcohol. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mudder (singing): He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor / Stood up to the man and he gave him what-for / Our love for him now ain't hard to explain / The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Sitting in a bar, listening to "The Ballad of Jayne Cobb" being sung] Mal:Uh, Jayne? Jayne: Yeah, Mal? Mal: You got any light you'd like to shed on this particular development? Jayne: No, Mal. . . . Simon: No. This must be what going mad feels like. . . . Wash: We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Simon and Kaylee, both drunk, chat during the town's toasting of its hero, Jayne.] Simon: I— I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town. Kaylee: Hamsters is nice. Simon: To Jayne! The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [A drunken Jayne stumbles down the stairs, entwined with a local girl.] Jayne: [singing] "The hero of Canton, the man they call 'me'." [speaking] Eggs! The living legend needs eggs! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [River is hiding from Book, freaked out by his enormous unbundled mane of white hair.] River: They say the snow on the roof is too heavy. They say the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger. Book: River? Please, why don't you come on out? River: No! Can't. Too much hair. Book: Is--is that it? Zoe: Hell, yes, preacher. If I didn't have stuff to get done, I'd be in there with her. . . . Zoe: River, honey, he's putting the hair away now. [Book starts to tie his hair back.] River: Doesn't matter. It'll still be there. Waiting. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Jayne learns what extent the mudders went to show their devotion to Jayne] Jayne: (overcome by emotion) You guys had a riot....on account of me? My very own riot? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: So, that's where the little "Jayne Day Celebration" we got planned comes in. Should give us enough time to get the goods back onto Serenity. Jayne: I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks? Mal: You better laugh when you say that. Jayne: No, really, Mal, I mean, maybe there's something to this. The Mudders? I think I really made a difference in their lives. You know -- me, Jayne Cobb. Mal: I know your name, jackass! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Inara's client, Fess Higgins, tells her about an upcoming hearing for a criminal.] Fess: He stole a ton of money from my dad and gave it to the poor, to my father's workers. He's become kind of a folk hero in Canton. Inara: Go on. Fess: Well, he's back. Apparently, he landed here yesterday. Inara: Yesterday? [to herself] Oh, no. [to Fess] I-I know this man. He's… He just has this idiotic sense of nobility, you know? He can never just let things go. He thinks he's this hard-hearted criminal, and he can be unrelenting, but… there's a side to him that's just so… Fess: You mean you actually know… Jayne? [Long pause.] Inara: Jayne? Jayne Cobb? You're talking about Jayne Cobb? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jayne: [Addressing the collected Mudders] Far as I see it, you people been given the shortest end of the stick ever been offered a human soul in this crap-heel 'Verse. But you took that end, and you... [pause] Well, you took it. And that's - Well, I guess that's somethin'. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Jayne's ravaged former partner, Stitch Hessian, confronts him at the celebration.] Stitch: For six months, we run together. He turned me out 'fore I could scream! Jayne: You'd-a done the same. Stitch: No. Never. You protect the man you're with. You watch his back! Everybody knows that! Well, except the "hero of Canton". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Jayne is horrified after a young Mudder's sacrifice to save him.] Jayne: All of you! You think there's someone just gonna drop money on ya?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [A tidied-up Book stops by to talk to River, who is still "fixing" the Bible.] River: Just keep walkin', preacher-man. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Simon tries to explain himself to Kaylee.] Simon: I mean, my way of being… polite, or however it's… Well, it's the only way I have of… showing you… that I like you. I'm showing respect. Kaylee: So, when… we made love last night… Simon: When we what?! [Kaylee grins.] Kaylee: You really are such an easy mark. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another. Ain't about you, Jayne. It's about what they need. [edit] Out of Gas [Flashback to Mal trying to sell Zoe on the worthiness of his new ship.] Zoe: Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose? ... Mal: Ship like this, be with you till the day you die. Zoe: Because it's a death trap. . . . Mal: Try to see past what she is, and on to what she can be. Zoe: What's that, sir? Mal: Freedom, is what. Zoe: [pointing] I meant, what's that? Mal: Oh. Yeah, just step around that. I think something must've been living in here. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: I tell you, Zoe, we get a mechanic, get her runnin' again, hire a good pilot, maybe a cook - live like real people. Small crew, them as feel the need to be free, take jobs as they come, ain't never have to be under the heel of nobody ever again. No matter how long the arm of the Alliance might get... we'll just get ourselves a little further. Zoe: Get her running again? Mal: Yeah. Zoe: So not running now? Mal: Not so much. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [In near-present day, Wash comes in late to hear Book's dinner-table tales.] Wash: Monastic humor. I miss out on all the fun. . . . [Simon is unable to quickly convey a funny story about being a doctor] Jayne: [interrupting] What about Inara? Bet she's got some funny whoring stories. Inara: Do I ever! Funny and sexy. You have no idea... and you never will. . . . [The crew surprises Simon with a birthday cake.] Simon: How did… how did you know? River, did you…? River: "Day" is a vestigial mode of time measurement, based on solar cycles. It's not applicable. [pauses] I didn't get you anything. . . . Kaylee: Hope you like it. Couldn't get a hold of no flour, so it's mostly protein. In fact, it's pretty much what we just had for supper. But I tried to make the frosting as chocolate-y tasting as possible. Simon: I'm really, um, I'm very, very deeply moved. Thank you. Jayne: Well… deeply move yourself to blow out them candles, so we can try a slice. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [After the fire is contained, Kaylee reports on the accident.] Kaylee: Catalyzer on the port compression coil blew. It's where the trouble started. Mal: Okay, I need that in captain dummy-talk, Kaylee. Kaylee: We're dead in the water. . . . [Kaylee discusses the loss of life support, especially oxygen.] Mal: How long? Kaylee: A couple of hours, maybe. We'll start to feel it… and then we won't feel nothin' at all. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Simon: Suffocation's not exactly the most dignified way to go. The human body will involuntarily— Inara: Please, I don't really require a clinical description right now. Simon: I'm sorry. I just, uh… It was my birthday. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [River peeks in on Book, who is reading his Bible.] River: You're afraid we're going to run out of air. That we'll die gasping. But we won't. That's not going to happen. [Book looks up at her, hopefully.] River: We'll freeze to death first. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaylee: Sometimes, something gets broke...can't be fixed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: I'm gettin' a little weary of this attitude, Wash. Wash: [chuckling] Are you? Well, I'm so very sorry, sir. I guess the news that we're all gonna be purple and bloated and fetal in a few hours has made me a little snippy. . . . [The coversation continues in a shouting fashion.] Wash: What do you expect me to do, Mal? Mal: Whatever you have to! And if you can't do it from here, then get a suit on and go outside on the side of the boat— Wash: And what?! Wave my arms around? Mal: Wave your arms around, jump up and down, divert the navsats to the transmitter… whatever. Wash: Divert the— Right! Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die! Mal: It'd give the beacon a boost, wouldn't it? Wash: Yes! It would boost the signal. But even if some passerby did happen to receive, all it would do is muck up their navigation! Mal: Could be that's true. Wash: Damn right it's true! They'd be forced to stop and dig out our signal before they could even go anyplace. [Mal stares at Wash. Wash stares back, realization dawning and still shouts:] Wash: Well, maybe I should do that then! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Flashback to Serenity's' early days, with a mechanic named Bester, whom Mal catches in flagrante delicto.] Mal: Get your prairie harpy off my boat, and put us back in the air. Bester: Okay-y, but… can't. Mal: What do you mean, "can't"? Bester: No can do, Cap. Secondary grav boot's shot. [Bester's local girlfriend calls out from behind the engine, where she's getting dressed again.] Kaylee: No it ain't! Ain't nothing wrong with your grav boot. Grav boot's just fine. [waves to Mal] Hello! Bester: She doesn't… eh, that's not what… [to Kaylee] No it ain't! Kaylee: Sure it is! Grav boot ain't your trouble. I seen the trouble plain as day when I was down there on my back before. Your reg couple's bad. . . . Mal: You got much experience with a vessel like this? Kaylee: I never even been up in one before. Mal: Wanna? Kaylee: You mean… Mal: Sure. Kaylee: For how long? Mal: Long as you like. Long as you can keep her in the sky. Kaylee: You offerin' me a job? Bester: W-w-w— what? Mal: Believe I just did. [Kaylee grins.] Kaylee: I just gotta ask my folks. Don't leave without me! [She runs off.] Bester: Mal! What do you need two mechanics for? Mal: I really don't. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Back in near-present day, Mal "prepares" Inara's shuttle.] Mal: I'm not leaving Serenity. Inara: Mal, you don't have to die alone. Mal: Everybody dies alone. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Flashback to Inara leasing the shuttle. Mal wonders why a registered Companion would associate with smugglers.] Mal: If it's Alliance trouble you got, you might want to consider another ship. Some on board here fought for the Independents. Inara: The Alliance has no quarrel with me. I supported unification. Mal: Did ya? Well, I don't suppose you're the only whore who did. Inara: [smiling] Oh — one further addendum. That's the last time you get to call me "whore". Mal: Absolutely! Never again. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Flashback to Mal's years-earlier encounter with three bandits, one of whom is Jayne.] Mal: Which one do you figure tracked us? Zoe: The ugly one, sir. Mal: [pauses] Could you be more specific? . . . [Figuring out it was Jayne who tracked them, Mal offers him a better cut of the goods] Mal: Look, forget anything I said. I'm sure you're treated very well. All the perks? Got your own room? [Jayne looks dejected] Mal: No? You share a bunk? Jayne: [indicates third bandit] With that one. Marco: Jayne, this ain't funny! Jayne: Yeah, and I ain't laughing. Mal: Tell you what. You move over to this side, we'll not only show you where the stuff's at -- we'll see you get what you deserve. No sad seven. Jayne: [piqued] Private room? Marco: Jayne! Mal: Your own room. Full run of the kitchen. Whole shot. Marco: Jayne, I ain't asking- [Jayne shoots Marco in the leg and aims at the other bandit without looking] Jayne: Shut up. [to Mal] How big a room? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Back in the near-present day, Mal gets the drop on the treacherous captain trying to take his ship after being shot.] Captain: You woulda done the same. Mal: We can already see I haven't. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Back in the present day, with Serenity fixed, Mal finds himself dazed in the company of his crew and passengers.] Mal: You all gonna be here when I wake up? Book: We'll be here. Mal: Good. That's good. [As Mal falls asleep, he experiences another flashback, to a used spaceship yard.] Salesman: Yup. Real beauty, ain't she? Yes sir. [The rocket-shaped vessel that the salesman is trying to sell Mal comes into view.] Salesman: Tell you what. You buy this ship - treat her proper - she'll be with you for the rest of your life. [But Mal has his attention caught by something else.] Salesman: Son? Hey, son? [As we follow Mal's point of view, we see a battered old Firefly, someday to become "Serenity," sitting on the other side of the lot.] Salesman: You hear a word I been sayin'? [edit] Ariel [The crew talks about their upcoming visit to core planet Ariel while they eat.] Wash: Big stop just to renew your license to Companion. Can I use "Companion" as a verb? . . . [Jayne hocks some spit to help sharpen his knife.] Simon: Could you not do that while we're… ever? [Jayne spits again] Wash: So, two days in a hospital? That's awful! Don't you just hate doctors? Simon: Hey! [Unobserved by anyone, River pulls a huge carving knife out of the kitchen rack.] Wash: I mean, present company excluded. Jayne: Let's not be excludin' people. [grins] That'd be rude. [Suddenly, River slashes Jayne in the chest.] . . . River: He looks better in red. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Coached by Simon, the crew prepares to impersonate emergency medical technicians.] Mal: Patients were cynical, and not responding, and we couldn't bring 'em back. Simon: They were cyanotic… Mal: They were cyanotic… Simon: … and not responsive… Mal: … not responded— responsive… Simon: … and we were unable to… Zoe: Res— Mal: Resuscitate them! . . . Simon: Which methods did you use? Zoe: We— we tried pulmonary stimulators, and— and cardiac… we… Simon: Infusers. Zoe: Infusers! . . . Simon: What about cortical electrodes? Jayne: Oh! [long pause] We forget 'em. Simon: Let's try that again. . . . Mal: Pupils were fixed and dilapitated— Simon: Dilated. Mal: Dilated. Dilated! Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng! Shiny. . . . Jayne: Unable to get a neural… Simon: Response. Jayne: Response! Hell, I don't know. If I wanted schooling, I'd-a gone to school. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [The newly-minted "ambulance" opens, and the three faux EMTs emerge.] Simon: If I didn't know better, I'd say you're ready to save some lives! Mal: Now all we need are a couple o' patients. Simon: Corpses, actually. For this to work, River and I will have to be dead. Jayne: Huh. I'm starting to like this plan. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal worries about Jayne's commitment to the comatose Simon and River.] Mal: Look, you got a little stabbed the other day. That's bound to make anyone a mite ornery. . . . Jayne: The doc did good, comin' up with that job. Don't mean I like 'im any better. Nothing buys bygones quicker than cash. Maybe I'll give him a tattoo while he's out. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [The faux EMTs wheel in their body containers, ready to do their spiel to get them to the morgue.] Emergency Nurse: What do you got? Mal: Got a couple DOAs. By the time we got there— Emergency Nurse: Take them down to the morgue. [Mal looks at his stunned team. Zoe begins to wheel her container in, but Jayne just stands there.] Jayne: We applied the cortical electrodes, but we were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [A doctor is hassling "EMT" Mal for his insubordination.] Doctor: You must be new. Don't get comfortable. Your type doesn't last long here. When your supervisor hears about the rude and disresp— AGHHH! [He collapses. Behind him, Zoe lowers defibrillator paddles.] Zoe: Clear. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [On the diagnostic table, River screams.] River: No! No! No. They come out of the black. They come when you call. Simon: River, it's okay— it's, it's over. We're leaving. [River looks straight at Jayne.] River: Your toes are in the sand. Jayne: And your head's up your— Simon: Hey! Back off. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal and Zoe wheel out the medicine-laden containers.] Wash: How much did we get? Mal: Enough to keep us flying. Zoe: Can we fly somewhere with a beach? Wash: Maybe a naked beach? [Wash and Zoe go into a passionate embrace.] Mal: Cut it out! The job's not done till we're back on Serenity. Zoe: Sorry, sir. Didn't mean to enjoy the moment. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Simon thanks Jayne for his apparent resistance to arrest, unaware that Jayne had called in the feds himself.] Simon: I appreciate you trying. Jayne: You know what I'd appreciate? You stop flapping that pretty mouth at me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [As the two blue-gloved men slaughter the feds, nearby, River starts to panic and run.] River: Two by two, hands of blue.... two by two, hands of blue.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Jayne fires a fed's rifle at a locked door, but it has no effect.] Jayne: Shee-niou high-tech Alliance crap! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Inara returns from her Companion checkup to find Kaylee the sole inhabitant of Serenity.] Inara: What's going on here? Kaylee: Oh, well, let's see. We killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and now the Captain 'n' Zoe are off springing the others got snatched by the Feds! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal has Jayne locked in the cargo bay airlock, with the door open to the dwindling atmosphere.] Mal: You know, I hear tell they used to keelhaul traitors back in the day. I don't have a keel to haul you on, so... . . . Jayne: What're you takin' it so personal for? It ain't like I ratted you out to the feds! Mal: Oh, but you did! You turn on any of my crew, you turn on me! But since that's a concept you can't seem to wrap your head around, then you got no place here. [Pause.] You did it to me, Jayne. And that's a fact. . . . [Resigned to his fate, Jayne calls Mal on the comm-link one last time.] Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: 'Bout why I'm dead. Mal: I hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did. [Mal relents and closes the door.] Mal: The next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face. (Mal walks away.) Jayne: Can I come in? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [River sees another syringe in her brother's hand.] Simon: I brought some medicine. Do you remember why we went to hospital? River: It's time to go to sleep again. Simon: No, mei-mei. [holds River's hand gently.] It's time to wake up.
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"QUOTES FROM FIREFLY"war stories,trash,the message,heart of gold and objects in space...War Stories [Book quotes fictional warrior-poet and psychotic dictator Shan Yu to Simon.] Book: He said, "Live with a man forty years. Share his house, his meals… speak on every subject… then tie him up, and hold him over the volcano's edge, and on that day, you will finally meet the man." Simon: What if you don't live by a volcano? Book: I suspect he was being poetical. . . . Book: A government is a body of people; usually, notably ungoverned. Simon: Now you're quoting the Captain. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [River and Kaylee are running recklessly through the cargo bay.] Mal: [to Inara] Ah, the pitter-patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots... [to River and Kaylee] SHUT UP! . . . Mal: One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Kaylee triumphantly holds up the apple she wrested from River.] Kaylee: No power in the 'verse… can stop me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Wash and Zoe are arguing about the extent to which Zoe follows Mal's orders.] Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lamby-toes. ... Zoe: I thought your plan was too risky. I thought. Wash: Then tell me. I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it. Zoe: That's right. Because what this marriage needs is one more shouting match. Wash: No, what this marriage needs is one less husband. Right now it's kind of crowded. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- River: Played with Kaylee. The sun came out, and… I walked on my feet, and… heard with my ears. I ate the bits. The bits did stay down. And I work. I… function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away! The sun… goes dark, and chaos is come again. Bits… fluids! What am I? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Repeated line, when Jayne spots Inara with her female client.] Jayne: I'll be in my bunk. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Wash has sabotaged Serenity's shuttle to prevent Zoe from leaving with Mal.] Mal: Okay. I'm lost... I'm angry... and, um, I'm armed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Wash and Mal are blindfolded in Niska's torture chamber.] Wash: Mal, she's my wife! Mal: Huh? Wash: What right do you have to put her in a dangerous situation like this? Mal: I didn't! Wash: You did! Mal: She ain't here, Wash! Wash: Yeah, but she would have been! ... Wash: I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: You- [amused] Obey? She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not- but that's my point! You she obeys! ... Mal: You're making out like Zoe just blindly follows my every word, and that ain't true. Wash: Sure it is. Mal: Not so. There have been plenty of orders of mine she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Zoe, Book, and Jayne come across the corpses of the men Mal and Wash were dealing with.] Book: This is precision work. Sharpshooters. From the look of these wounds I'd say a 54-R sniper rifle. Laser sights. Jayne: You do a lot of shootin' there at the abbey, Shepherd? Book: Rabbits. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Zoe discusses the merit of buying Mal and Wash's freedom] Zoe: Niska has his own code, twisted as it may be. Very excited about reputation. He'll see reason. Inara: Reason? He's a gangster. The money he paid you for that other job was already returned to him. Jayne: Could be he's harboring some resentment at us for putting his man through our engine. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Zoe offers Niska a substantial sum of money in exchange for Mal and Wash.] Niska: I think it is not enough. Not enough for two. But sufficient, perhaps for one. Ah, so now you have a question to answer! It is for you, pretty lady, and only you, now to ch-- Zoe: [points at Wash.] Him. [Niska looks non-plussed.] Zoe: I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Book pulls out a rifle.] Book: This should do. Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [After River kills three men with single gunshots without looking, she turns to Kaylee, grinning.] River: No power in the 'verse can stop me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal, while fighting the torturer who once revived him when his body gave out.] Mal: Haven't you killed me enough for one day? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Zoe, Wash, and Jayne come across Mal's struggle with his tormentor. Jayne raises his pistol, but Zoe stops him.] Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself. Mal: No! No it's not! Zoe: Oh. [They open fire, killing the torturer.] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: So. I hear you all took up arms in that little piece of action back there. How you farin' with that, Doctor? Simon: I don't know. I, uh, I never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal has explained Wash's desire to have the captain and Zo? sleep together to resolve "burning sexual tension".] Zoe: I understand. We have no choice. [deadpan] Take me, sir. Take me hard. Jayne: [walking in.] Well, somethin' about that is just downright unsettlin'. ... Jayne: Hey. Free soup. [edit] Trash [Mal is shown sitting naked on a rock, in the middle of the desert.] Mal: (pause) Yep. That went well. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Monty: Mal, I want you to meet my Bridget. [Monty steps aside to reveal Saffron, aka Mrs. Malcolm Reynolds. She and Mal draw guns on each other.] Monty: So… you guys have met. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Monty: Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you… I shaved off my beard for you, devil woman! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [As Saffron rummages through her purse, Malcolm puts a gun to her head.] Mal: You're gonna want to pull your claw out of that bag, nice and slow. Saffron: Relax. I'm not going for a gun or anything. [Saffron pulls out some lipstick.] Saffron: Just freshening up. [Mal takes the lipstick from her and tosses it away.] Mal: You and lipstick are a dangerous combination, if I recall. . . . [Mal frisks Saffron.] Saffron: Mmm. You missed a spot. Mal: Can't miss a place you've never been. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: This is my scrap of nowhere. You go on, find your own. Saffron: You can't just leave me here on this lifeless piece-of-crap moon. Mal: I can. Saffron: I'll die. Mal: Well, as a courtesy, you might start getting busy on that, 'cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness. Saffron: Why don't you just go ahead and shoot me then? (Mal points his gun at her.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saffron: This was all your fault, you know. I had a perfect crime lined up. Mal: Sure. You were gonna steal a man's beard. Saffron: No, you HOE-tze duh PEE-goo! A million-square job. The big time. I was going to cut Monty and his crew in, but you screwed that royal. Mal: Odd, but I don't think I'll be losing sleep over it. Saffron: I've got the layout, entrance codes… Believe me, this practically robs itself. Mal: Bye-bye, now. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Inara cannot find work because Mal is avoiding central planets] Inara: Right, you're a criminal mastermind! What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport? Mal: That was a little dif— Inara: What was the cargo? Mal: [pauses, embarrassed] They were dolls. Inara: They were little geisha dolls with big heads that wobbled! Mal: Hey! People love those! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inara: Well, since I can't seem to find work as Companion, I might as well become a petty thief like you! [An uncomfortable silence descends for a moment.] Mal: Petty? Inara: I didn't mean petty. Mal: What did you mean? Inara: Suo-SHEE? Mal: ...That's Chinese for "petty". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: Saffron has a notion we can walk right in there, take the Lassiter right off his shelf. Wash: I'm confused. Saffron: You're asking yourself if I've got the security codes, why don't I go in, grab it for myself? Wash: No. Actually, I was wondering… WHAT'S SHE DOING ON THIS SHIP? . . . Wash: We're in space! How'd she get here? Mal: She hitched. Wash: I don't recall pulling over! . . . Jayne: Okay. I got a question. If she's got the security codes, why doesn't she just walk in and grab it herself? Saffron: (sarcastically) Good point! . . . Mal: Zoe? You ain't said a word. Time to weigh in. Zoe: Take sounds ripe enough, assuming we can fence it. Saffron: I know a guy on Persephone. Already has half dozen buyers on the bid. Zoe: But Inara ain't wrong. [She stands to face Saffron.] Zoe: She can't be trusted. Mal: I ain't asking you to trust her. I'll be with her on the inside the whole time. Saffron: See there? All you gotta do to be a rich woman, hon, is… get over it. Zoe: Hmm. Okay. [Zoe belts Saffron, who falls to the floor.] Zoe: I'm in. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Jayne is watching over Simon and River, who are talking about Saffron.] River: She's a liar. Jayne: That don't exactly set her apart from the rest of us. The plunder sounds fun enough. River: She's a liar, and no good will come of her. Jayne: Well, as a rule, I say, girlfolk ain't to be trusted. River: [grinning] "Jayne" is a girl's name. Jayne: Well, Jayne ain't a girl! She starts in on that girl's-name thing, [reaches into his pants] I'll show her good 'n' all, I got man parts! Simon: I'm… trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. I just… it's not coming. . . . [Jayne has departed.] River: Afraid. Simon: We'll be okay. Why the captain is trusting that BOO hway-HUN duh PUO-foo is beyond— River: Not her. Jayne. Simon: Afraid? Since when? River: Since Ariel. Afraid we'll know. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Durran, yet another Saffron spouse (who calls her "Yolanda"), interrupts her as she holds a gun on Mal.] Saffron: Durran, this isn't what it looks like. Mal: Unless… it looks like… we're stealing your priceless Lassiter, 'cause… that's what we're doing. Don't ask me about the gun, though, 'cause that's new. Durran: Well, I appreciate your honesty. Not, you know, a lot, but… . . . [As Saffron holds her gun on Durran, Mal draws a gun on Saffron.] Mal: No one's killin' any folk today, on account o' we got a very tight schedule, Yo-Saff-Bridg. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Durran: How long have you been with him? Mal: Oh— pfft! We are not together. Saffron: He's my husband. Mal: Well, who in the damn galaxy ain't?! . . . [The police, whom Durran so wisely signalled for upon discovering "Yolanda", are arriving.] Saffron: Durran, peaches… just call them off. Tell them it was a mistake. Durran: You need help, Yolanda. Saffron: I'll do anything you want me to. You know how I can make you feel. Durran: Hmm. Please. You're embarrassing yourself. [She spin-kicks him to the floor, knocking him unconscious.] Saffron: I'm embarrassing? Who's the dupe on the floor? Mal: I hate to bring up our imminent arrest during your crazy time, but we gotta go. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Saffron begins to cry quietly, apparently at the permanent loss of Durran.] Saffron: You must be loving this. [Mal sadly shakes his head no, then nods.] Mal: Little bit. . . . Saffron: You won't tell anyone about me breaking down. Mal: I won't. Saffron: Then I won't tell anyone how easily I got your gun out of your holster. [She stands and points the gun at Mal.] Mal: I'll take that as a kindness. Saffron: You just may be the most gullible fool I ever marked. And that makes you special. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Jayne is on the infirmary table, temporarily paralyzed after his spill.] Jayne: [mumbling] Is [s]pine okay? Simon: How much did they offer you to sell out me and River on Ariel? Jayne: [mumbling] Das crazy talk. Simon: Then let's talk crazy. How much? [Jayne's eyes move toward the door.] Jayne: [mumbling] Anybody there? [River pokes her head in.] Jayne: [mumbling] Anybody else? . . . [Simon continues to work on Jayne as he talks.] Simon: No matter what you do, or say or plot, no matter how you come down on us… I will never, ever harm you. You're on this table, you're safe. 'Cause I'm your medic, and however little we may like or trust each other, we're on the same crew. Got the same troubles, same enemies, and more than enough of both. Now, we could circle each other and growl, [or] sleep with one eye open, but that thought wearies me. I don't care what you've done, I don't know what you're planning on doing, but I'm trusting you. I think you should do the same. 'Cause I don't see this working any other way. [He leaves. River pokes her head in again.] River: Also… I can kill you with my brain. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Return to the desert we saw at the beginning of the episode, with Mal sitting naked on the rock.) Mal: Yeah. That went well. (Inara walks up behind him.) Inara: You call this going well? Mal: We got the goods, didn't we? Inara: Yes, but- Mal: Then I call this a win. What's the problem? Inara: Shall I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere, or the part where you have no clothes? [edit] The Message [Simon and Kaylee check out the "proof of alien life" exhibit — an inert creature in a cylindrical jar.] Simon: Yep — it's a cow fetus. Kaylee: Guess so. It does seem to have an awful lot of limbs. Simon: It's mutated. Kaylee: But cow? How do you figure? Simon: It's upside down. [Kaylee tilts her head to the side.] Kaylee: Oh yeah. Cow. Simon: And I'm out twelve bits! I really know how to show a girl a… disgusting time. . . . [Simon watches as Kaylee storms off. Zoe and Wash enter the exhibit.] Wash: Oh my god, it's grotesque! Oh, and there's something in a jar. Zoe: Scared her away again, did you? Simon: D— This may come as a shock, but I'm actually… not very good at talking to girls. Zoe: Why, is there someone you are good at talking to? [Wash stares into the "face" of the "alien".] Wash: Do not fear me! Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [River unsuccessfully tries to eat a spherical treat that bobs from a string.] River: My food is problematic. Jayne: Girl's a mind-readin' genius, can't even figure out how to eat an ice planet. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jayne: I got post? Book: Might we all want to step a few paces back before he opens that? Jayne: Ha ha! It's from my mother. [Inara and Kaylee catch up to the post-office crowd.] Inara: So, do aliens live among us? Kaylee: Yeah. One of them's a doctor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Jayne proudly wears his mother's hideous home-knit cap.] Jayne: How's it sit? Pretty cunning, don't you think? Kaylee: I think it's the sweetest hat ever. Wash: A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything. Jayne: Damn straight! . . . [Zoe and Mal open a coffin-sized box to find a body. Jayne peers in.] Jayne: What'd y'all order a dead guy for? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Flashback to the war, where Zoe quietly kills a man about to shoot a private having a meal.] Tracey: Thanks. I didn't know you were out there. Zoe: Sort of the point. Stealth — you may have heard of it. Tracey: I don't think they covered that in basic. Zoe: Well, at least they covered "Dropping Your Weapon So You Can Eat Beans and Get Yourself Shot". Tracey: Yeah, I got a badge in that. [seriously] Won't happen again. Zoe: It does, I'm just gonna watch. . . . Zoe: First rule of battle, little one… don't ever let them know where you are. [Cut to Mal, firing behind himself as he runs toward the two.] Mal: WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! [He lands with a grunt behind some nearby rocks.] Mal: Whoo-hoo! Zoe: Course, there're other schools of thought. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: Tracey, ain't you dead yet? Tracey: Through no fault of my own, Sarge. Mal: Aw...I really wanted your beans. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carryin' a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is, die of old age before it finds you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jayne: We're taking him on board? Mal: We are. Jayne: Don't know if I see the percentage in that. Mal: Then don't strain your brain trying. You might break something. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [River to Simon after he is blown off by Kaylee] River: You are such a boob. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [The crew listens to Tracey's recorded message.] Tracey: Uh, okay. Uh, recording. Hi, I guess. This is a message for Zoe, and for Malcolm Reynolds. And I really hope you all are the ones listening to it. I'll spare you the boring details. I've fallen in with untrustworthy folk. Makin' a bunch of bad calls. All that matters is… I expect to be shuffled off. And you two are the only people I trust to get me where I'm going, which is home. I'd like my body to be with my folks on St. Albans. We got the family plot there, and my Mom and Dad, well, they deserve to know I died. You know, it's funny. We went to the war never lookin' to come back, but it's… it's the real world I couldn't survive. You two carried me through that war. Now I need you to carry me just a little bit further… if you can. Tell my folks I wanted to do right by them, and that I'm at peace, and all. Uh… When you can't run anymore, you crawl, and when you can't do that, well… Yeah, you know the rest. Thanks, b-both of you. Oh, yeah, and, uh… make sure my eyes is closed, will ya? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [A menacing man scares information about Serenity out of postal clerk Amnon, then chuckles.] Womack: Relax! You've been great. And I was just bluffing with that stuff about arresting you. I mean, who needs that kind of paperwork? Skunk, light him on fire. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Serenity's crew and passengers are gathered around the table, laughing.] Mal: I thought I was gonna die. Inara: How could he possibly— Mal: Oh, the colonel was dead drunk. Three hours pissin' on about the enlisted men. Uh, "they're scum", uh, "they're not fighters", and, uh… and then he passed right out — boom. Zoe: We couldn't even move him. So, uh, Tracey just… snipped it right off his face. Mal: And you never seen a man more proud of his moustache than Colonel Obrin. I mean, in all my life , I will never love a woman the way this officer loved that lip ferret. Zoe: Big, walrus-y thing — all waxed up! Inara: Did he find out? Mal: Oh! Next mornin', he wakes up, it's gone, and he is furious! But he can't just say, you know, "Someone stole my moustache!" So he, uh, calls together all the platoons… Zoe: We thought he was gonna shoot us! Mal: … and, uh… Oh, he's eye-ballin' all the men somethin' fierce. Not a word. And he comes up to Tracey, and Tracey's wearing the gorram thing on his face! Zoe: He had glued it on! Mal: He's starin' the old man down wearing his own damn moustache! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [As Simon starts an autopsy on Tracey's body, the man screams and starts thrashing about.] Jayne: Spry for a dead fella! . . . [Mal manages to pin Tracey to the floor, straddling him.] Tracey: Sarge? Mal: Yeah? Tracey: I think I'm naked. . . . Mal: You wanna explain to me exactly why you got yourself all corpsified and mailed to me? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: So, your innards… ain't your innards? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [The crew walks onto the bridge followed by Tracey] Wash: I think they're about done being stalled to- ahhhh...AHHHHHHH! Mal, your dead army buddy's on the bridge. Zoe: He ain't dead. Wash: ...Oh... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal and Wash are attempting to stall Womack, who is pursuing them.] Womack: I'm a dangerous man on a ship loaded with hurt. Why you got me chattin' with your peons? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Wash is flying through the canyon with debris falling onto the ship, Mal isn't flying comfortable] Wash: Woo! This kind of flying really wakes a guy up! Mal: Awake is good! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Wash is perilously flying through a narrow canyon trying to evade Womack] Wash: They'd have to be insane to follow us through here. [Realizes Womack is simply following them above the canyon] Wash: Oh... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Tracey is holding Kaylee at gunpoint when the bombardment stops.] Mal: Hear that quiet? Means the call's already been made. Tracey: Well, that call… that call means you just murdered me. [Behind him, Jayne cocks his rifle. As Tracey spins, Mal shoots him.] Mal: No, son. You murdered yourself. I just carried the bullet a while. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [As Tracey lies dying, the ex-soldiers finally complete the old saying.] Tracey: When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl, when you can't do that… Zoe: … you find someone to carry you. [edit] Heart of Gold [Mal practices cocking and aiming his gun in the dining area when Inara comes up behind him.] Inara: Hi. Mal: BWAH! Inara: [laughing] Sorry! Didn't mean to startle. Mal: You didn't! I was just, uh… "BWAH!" That's more like a… It's a warrior like… Strikes fear into the… hearts of… You know, not altogether wise, sneaking up on a fellow when he's handling his weapon. Inara: I'm sure I've heard that said. But… perhaps the dining area isn't the place for this sort of thing. Mal: What do ya mean? It's the only place with a table big enough. Inara: Of course. In that case, every well-bred petty crook knows that the small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting. . . . [Inara departs. Mal melodramatically draws his gun.] Mal: Bwah. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Inara answers Nandi's vid-transmitted appeal.] Inara: It sounds like something this crew can handle. I can't guarantee they'll handle it particularly well, but… Nandi: If they got guns and brains at all. Inara: They've got guns… . . . [After Inara signs off…] Inara: I suppose you heard most of that? Mal: Only because I was eavesdropping. . . . Inara: I'll contact Nandi at once, but you will be paid. I feel it's important that we keep ours… strictly a business arrangement. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jayne: Don't much see the benefit in getting involved in strangers' troubles without a up-front price negotiated. Book: These people need assistance. The benefit wouldn't necessarily be for you. Jayne: That's what I'm sayin'. Zoe: No one's gonna force you to go, Jayne. As has been stated, this job is strictly speculative. Jayne: Good! Don't know these folks, don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inara: Nandi, this is Malcolm Reynolds. Nandi: I appreciate your coming. Mal: Well, any friend of Inara's is a strictly businesslike relationship of mine. . . . Mal: I'll introduce you to the rest later. They're good folk. Jayne: Can I start getting sexed already? Mal: Well, that one's kinda horrific. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaylee: Look, they got boy whores! Isn't that thoughtful? Wonder if they service girlfolk at all. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Simon: Isn't there a pregnant woman I'm to examine? Wash: [to Kaylee] You'd really lie with someone being paid for it? Kaylee: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know, examine me. Jayne: Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh! Wash: Would be you get your most poetical about your pecker. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaylee: Everyone's got somebody. Wash, tell me I'm pretty. Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: Inara, think you could stoop to being on my arm? Inara: Will you wash it first? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he's right with God. . . . Nandi: Captain Reynolds, it took me years to cut this piece of territory out of other men's hands, to build this business up from nothing. Mal: Nandi… Nandi: It's who I am, and it's my home. I'm not going anywhere. . . . Mal: Well, lady, I must say — you're my kinda stupid. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wash: Well, I'm not sure now is the best time to bring a tiny little helpless person into our lives. Zoe: That excuse is gettin' a little worn, honey. Wash: It's not an excuse, dear! It's objective assessment. I can't help that it stays relevant. Zoe: I don't give a good gorram about relevant, Wash, or objective. And I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it. [tenderly] You and I would make one beautiful baby. And I want to meet that child one day. Period. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nandi: Truth is, I expected a whole lot more of you to be takin' payment in our trade. Mal: Well, we're an odd conglomeration. Got a preacher, a married fellah, and the doctor… well, he'd have to… relax for thirty seconds to get his play. That'd be more or less a miracle. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Simon and Inara tend to Petaline during her contractions. River waits at her feet like a catcher.] Inara: How many babies have you actually delivered? Simon: As the primary? This would be the first. You? Inara: My first, too. River: Mine, too. . . . River: Who do you think is in there? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: Miss Nandi, I have a confession to make. Nandi: Maybe I should get the Shepherd. Mal: Well, I ain't sinned yet. And I'd feel a little more than awkward if he were here when I did. . . . Nandi: Malcolm, I been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my guns. [Mal kisses Nandi, then draws back for a moment.] Nandi: You okay with this? Mal: I'm just waiting to see if I pass out. Long story. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Nandi's girl Chari reports to Ranse Burgess on Mal's defensive preparations.] Ranse: Earned yourself quite a bag of silver, little kitten. But I got a… few more chores in mind before you get any. Chari: I'm ready. [He turns to speak to his men.] Ranse: Now, Chari here, she understands a whore's place, don't she? But Nandi, and those others, they spit on our town! They've no respect for the sanctity of fatherhood, or… decency, or family! They have my child held hostage to their decadent ways, and that I will not abide. We will show them what power is! We will show them what their position in this town is! Let us all remember, right here and now, what a woman is to a man! [He turns back to Chari, who stands facing him.] Ranse: [whispering intensely] Get on your knees! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inara: So you took to bed with Nandi. I'm glad. Mal: Glad? Inara: Yes! She's a dear friend, and probably in need of some comfort about now. . . . Mal: So, you're okay. Well, yeah. Why… why wouldn't you be? Inara: I wouldn't say I'm entirely okay. I'm a little appalled at her taste. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaylee: Cap'n seem a little… funny to you at breakfast this morning? Wash: Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Book: Girls, nobody's going to die! (Cut to Jayne.) Jayne: There's people gonna die. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jayne: [over radio] Whoa, now, girl, that is just plain dirty. Mal: Jayne, you aware your radio's transmittin'? Cause I ain't feelin' particular girlish or dirty at the moment. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jayne: Mal! Looks like we got some imminent violence! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Ranse is on his knees before Petaline, who holds her infant son.] Petaline: Ranse, this is Jonah. Jonah… say "hi" to your daddy. [She shoots Ranse.] Petaline: Say "goodbye" to your daddy, Jonah. [edit] Objects in Space [River comes out of a vision to find herself holding a gun, which Mal takes from her.] Mal: Fully loaded, safety off. This here is a recipe for unpleasantness. [to Simon] Does she understand that? River: She understands. She doesn't comprehend. Mal: Well, I'm glad we've made that distinction. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wash: Little River gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing, it's always a hoot and we don't all die from it. . . . Zo?: Where's River at now? Mal: In her room, which I'm thinking we bolt from the outside from now on. Wash: That a little extreme, isn't it? Jayne: Anyone remember her comin' at me with a butcher's knife? Wash: [reminiscently] Wacky fun… Jayne: You wanna go, little man? Wash: Only if it's someplace with candlelight. Zoe: Sir, I know she's unpredictable. But I don't think she'd harm anyone. Jayne: Butcher's knife?! Zoe: Anyone we can't spare. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: Girl knows things. Things she shouldn't. Things she couldn't. Jayne: What, are you— are you sayin' she's a witch? Wash: [sarcastically] Yes, Jayne. She's a witch. She has had congress with the beast. Jayne: She's in Congress? Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious. . . . Wash: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. Zoe: We live in a spaceship, dear. Wash: So? . . . Jayne: Well… I don't like the idea of someone hearin' what I'm thinkin'. Inara: No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking. Book: The Alliance could have any number of uses for a psychic. Zoe: A psychic… or an assassin. Simon: She's just a kid! And she just wants to be a.... kid. Mal: I wish it were that simple. Jayne: Yeah, and if wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Kaylee hears something and crawls out from under engine...] Kaylee: River? .... River? [startled by Early] Wah! 'Early: I like this ship.... Serenity.... she's good looking. Kaylee: [stuttering] Ha-how how did you.... g-get on- Early: It strains the mind a bit don'it? But then you're all alone.... maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee, bring presents to the good girls and boys. Maybe not, though. Maybe I've always been here. Kaylee: What d-do you want? Early: [looks at engine with double meaning.] That's a beating heart isn't it? Pull off any one of a thousand parts she'll just die. Such a slender thread.... [coldly] You ever been raped? Kaylee: [almost in tears.] M-Mal.... th-the captain is right down the hall-hallway- He.... c-can.... hear you- Early: The captain is locked in his quarters. They all are. There's nobody can help you... Say it. Kaylee: [breathless.] There's.... there's nobody can help me. Early: I'm'onna tie you up now- Kaylee: [whimpers.] Early: And you know what-I'ma do then? I'ma give you a present. Get rid of a problem you've got. And I won't touch you in any wrong fashion, nor hurt you at all, unless you make some kind of ruckus. You throw a monkey wrench into my deal'ins in any way, your body is forfeit. Ain't nothing but a body to me and I can find all unseemly manner of use for it. Do you understand? Kaylee: [holding back tears.] Yes. Early: Turn around and putcher hands behind yer back. Kaylee: Oh ughhhh.... [moans, but does as she's told.] Early: [From behind her as he ties her up.] Now tell me Kaylee, where does River sleep? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [The mysterious intruder holds Simon at gunpoint.] Simon: Are you Alliance? Early: Am I a lion? Simon: What? Early: I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though — I have a mighty roar. Simon: I said "Alliance". Early: Oh, I thought— Simon: No, I was— Early: That's weird. . . . Simon: So you're a bounty hunter. Early: No, that ain't it at all. Simon: Then what are you? Early: I'm a bounty hunter. . . . Simon: You're outta your mind. Early: That's between me and my mind. . . . Early: They make psychiatrists get psychoanalyzed before they can get certified, but they don't make a surgeon get cut on. That seem right to you? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Early: Man is stronger by far than woman, yet only woman can create a child - does that seem right to you? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Early: Alright, that's all the hide-and-seek I got time for. (shouting) I know you're on this ship, little girl! Here's how this goes: show yourself and finish this exchange, or your brother's brains'll be flyin' every whichaway! (normal tone) You understand, I'm sort of on the clock here, its a little frustrating. River: (over Serenity's intercom) You're wrong, Early. Early: I'm not wrong, dumpling, I will shoot your brother dead if you don't- River: Wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here. But she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted. Melted away. They didn't know she could do that. But she did. Early: Not sure I take your meaning there. River: I'm not on the ship. I'm in the ship. I am the ship. Simon: River- River: River's gone. Early: Then who exactly are we talking to? River: Talking to Serenity. And Early? Serenity is very unhappy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Early: Where'd she go? Simon: I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a spaceship — don't look at me. . . . Early: I only hurt people 'cause they keep gettin' in the way of me finding you. [He points his gun at Simon.] Early: Tell her. Simon: What am I, your advocate? Early: You are, starting now. Simon: [deadpan] He's really very.… gentle, and fuzzy. We're becoming fast friends. [River/Serenity giggles.] Early: You folks are all insane. Simon: Well.… my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Early: You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you? Simon: What'd he do? Early: Who? Simon: The midget. Early: Arson. The little man loved fire. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Early: You gonna be smart here, River? .... River? .... Serenity? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Early: [realisation dawning.] Well I'll be a son of a whore. You're not in my gorram mind. You're on my gorram ship! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- River: I don't belong.… dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled, can't be trusted. Everyone can just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be… could be with the people they wanted.… could live simple, no secrets. Simon: No. River: I'll be fine. I'll be your bounty, Jubal Early, and I'll just fade away. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Early: You made the right move, darlin'. Best for you to go with old Early. Mal: [appears behind him.] You think so? Some of us feel differently. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- River: Permission to come aboard, captain? Mal: You know, you're not quite right. River: [smiles] That's the popular theory. Mal: Go on, get in there. Give your brother a thrashin' for messin' up your plan. River: (tiredly) He takes so much looking after. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inara: Any chance that shiong-mung duh kwong-run might survive? Mal: Air he had left, I'd say his chance'd be about one in.… a very large number. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Early is floating in space.] Early: Well, here I am.
Heroes
JESUS... THE SON OF GOD...AND ALL THE HEROES FROM SEPTEMBER 11,2001...TO OUR FALLEN HEROES...AS WELL AS ALL THE TROOPS...BOTH ALIVE ABROAD AND THOSE WHO HAVE FALLEN... PRAY FOR OUR TROOPS...WE REMEMBER YOU... YOUR SACRIFICE IS NOT IN VAIN... FREEDOM ISN'T FREE
"QUOTES FROM SERENITY" THE MOVIE...Serenity (film) [Simon has infiltrated the facility where River is being held, and questions a doctor on her condition] Simon: [impersonating an Alliance official] How is she physically? Dr. Mathias: Like nothing we've seen. All our subjects are conditioned for combat, but River…she's a creature of extraordinary grace. Simon: Yes…she always did love to dance. [Simon activates a device, the pulse of which renders all present scientists unconscious] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr. Mathias: [on recording] Key members of Parliament have personally observed this subject. I thought-- [recording pauses] The Operative: Key... members... of Parliament. Key. The minds behind every military, diplomatic, and covert operation in the galaxy…and you put them in a room with a psychic? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Operative: Secrets are not my concern. Keeping them is. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Operative: You know, in certain older civilized cultures, when men failed as entirely as you have, they would throw themselves on their swords. Dr. Mathias: Well, unfortunately, I forgot to bring a sword. [The Operative unsheathes his sword] Dr. Mathias: I would put that down right now if I were you— The Operative: Would you be killed in your sleep, like an ailing pet? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [After Dr. Mathias falls onto the Operative's sword] The Operative: This is a good death. There's no shame in this, in a man's death. A man who has done fine works. We're making a better world. All of them better worlds. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [As Serenity begins a fiery dive into atmo, a panel on the bow breaks off, flying over the cockpit's viewport] Mal: What was that? Wash: Did you see that? Mal: Was that the primary buffer panel? Wash: It did seem to resemble— Mal: Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my gorram ship for no apparent reason? [Serenity shudders.] Wash: Looks like. Mal: I thought Kaylee just checked the entry couplings. I have a very clear memory of it! Wash: Yeah well, if she doesn't give us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burn-through, this landing is going to get pretty interesting. Mal: Define interesting! Wash: [deadpan] "Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die"? Mal: [on the ship intercom] This is the captain, we have a lil' problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight…turbulence, and then…explode. [to Wash] Can you shave the vector? Wash: I'm doing it! It's not enough. Mal: Just get us on the ground! Wash: That part will happen pretty definitely. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jayne: We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode! Mal: Jayne, how many weapons you plan on taking? You only got the two arms. Jayne: Well, I just get excitable as to choice. Like to have my options open. Mal: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job. Jayne: Yeah, well what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar. Mal: …No grenades. Jayne: Huh? Aw… Mal: No grenades! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zoe: We crashing again? Mal: Talk to your husband. Mule prepped? Zoe: Good to go, sir. Just loading her up. [She turns to Jayne as Mal walks off.] Those grenades? Jayne: Yeah, Captain doesn't want them. Zoe: Jayne, we're robbing the place. We're not occupying it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: Kaylee! Kaylee, what in the sphincter of hell are you playing at? We got the primary buffer panel coming right— Kaylee: Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret. Mal: You told me those entry couplings would hold for another week! Kaylee: That was six months ago Cap'n. Mal: My ship don't crash. [If] she crashes, you crashed her. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: Bit of a rockety ride? Nothing to be worried about. Simon: I'm not worried. Mal: Fear is nothing to be ashamed of, Doctor. Simon: This isn't fear. This is anger. Mal: Well, kind of hard to tell one from the other, face like yours. Simon: Well, I imagine if it were fear, my eyes would be wider. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: Hey little one. You understand your part in all this? River: Do you? Mal: This is what I do, darlin'. This is what I do. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Over Simon's objections, Mal has "recruited" River to join the crew on a job due to her psychic abilities] Simon: Now River, stay behind the others. If there's fighting, drop to the floor or run away. It's okay to leave them to die. Mal: Doctor. I'm taking your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you—I will get very choked up. Honestly. There could be tears. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [The crew prepares for a payroll robbery.] Jayne: Shiny! Let's be bad guys. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: How about you, darling, ready to go? River: There's no pattern to the pebbles here…it's all completely random. I tried to count them but you drove too fast. Hummingbird. [brief silence] Mal: Right, let's go. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zoe: Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trade Agent: You all are Browncoats, eh? Fought for independence? Petty thieving ain't exactly soldiers' work. Mal: War's long done. We're all just folk now. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal opens a bank vault to find it virtually empty.] Zoe: [sardonically] At last, we can retire and give up this life of crime. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal pulls a secret handle in the vault. The floor retracts revealing a staircase.] Mal: We're coming down to empty this vault. Vault Guard: You'll have to give me your authorization password. [Jayne fires an extended burst from his rifle into the floor.] Vault Guard: OK. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal has his gun drawn while having a discussion with the vault guard of the bank he's robbing.] Mal: The leg is good; it'll bleed plenty and we avoid any necessary organs. Guard: I was thinking more of a graze. Mal: Well, you don't want it to look like you just gave up. Guard: No, I get that. Jayne: [yelling from upstairs] Mal! Mal: Every heist he's gotta start yelling my name. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [The crew's Mule is being pursued by a Reaver ship.] Jayne: Gee, sure would be nice if we had some grenades right now, don'tcha think?! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Jayne is being pulled toward the Reaver ship by a harpoon.] Jayne: I won't get et! You shoot me if they take me! [Mal aims his gun in Jayne's direction.] Jayne: Well, don't shoot me first! [Mal shoots at the rope.] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal's Mule crashes into Serenity's bay. Simon, who stayed behind, rushes to River asking if she's all right.] River: I swallowed a bug. . . . [Kaylee, who also stayed behind, rushes to Simon] Kaylee: [to Simon] Are you okay? Mal: Is he okay?!? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zoe: In the time of war, we never would've left a man stranded. Mal: Maybe that's why we lost. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jayne: I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight… If he bothers me, or if there's a woman… Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaylee: Don't ride in anything with a Capissen 38 engine, they fall right out of the sky. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaylee: We're [going] on a year now, I ain't had nothing 'twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries. Mal: Oh, God! I can't know that! Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal greets Fanty and Mingo, identical twins.] Mal: Fanty, Mingo. Mingo: He's Mingo. Mal: He's Fanty, you're Mingo. Mingo: How is it you always know? Mal: Fanty's prettier. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fruity Oaty Bar Jingle: Fruity Oaty Bars! Make a man out of a mouse! Fruity Oaty Bars! Make you bust out of your blouse! Eat them all the time! Let them blow your mind, ohh! Fruity Oaty Bars! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [After River's swift incapacitation of a barful of patrons, the crew regroups on Serenity.] Mal: [to Simon] I believe you got some storytelling to do. What in the hell happened back there? Wash: Can we start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl? 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr. Universe: You can't stop the signal, Mal. Everything goes somewhere, and I go everywhere. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- River: Show me off like a dog. Old men covered in blood; it never touched them but they're drowning in it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- River: Put a bullet to me… Bullet in the brainpan, squish. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Book: You got a plan? Mal: Hiding ain't a plan? . . . [Mal mentions that he could have left River behind.] Book: It's not your way, Mal. Mal: I have a way? That better than a plan? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: It's of interest to me how much you seem to know about that world. Book: I wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal. Mal: You have to tell me about that sometime. Book: [Pauses] No, I don't. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [After Inara invites the crew to join her at the companion training house] Wash: Inara. Nice to see her again. Zoe: So…trap? Mal: Trap. Zoe: Are we going in? Mal: Oh, it ain't but a few hours out. Wash: Yeah, but, remember the part where it's a trap? . . . Kaylee: But how can you be sure Inara don't just wanna see you? Sometimes people have feelings. And I'm referring here to…people. Mal: You all were watching, I take it? Kaylee: Yes. Mal: Did you see us fight? Kaylee: No. Mal: Trap. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: Zoe, the ship is yours. Remember, if anything happens to me; if you don't hear from me within the hour; you take this ship and you come and you rescue me! Zoe: What? And risk my ship? Mal: I mean it. It's cold out there, and I don't want to get left. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal, wearing a robe covered in tassels, kneels next to Inara in front of a Buddhist shrine.] Mal: Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony, and a plastic rocket, and one of those— Inara: Mal, what are you doing here? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Operative: I have to say, Captain, I'm impressed that you would come for her yourself. And that you would make it this far…in that outfit. Mal: I can be very graceful when I need to. The Operative: I've no doubt. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: She is a mite unpredictable. Mood swings, of a sort. The Operative: It's worse than you know. Mal: It usually is. The Operative: That girl will rain destruction down on you and your ship. She is an albatross, Captain. Mal: The way I remember it, albatross was a ship's good luck, 'til some idiot killed it. [He turns to Inara.] Mal: Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: I never credited the Alliance with an overabundance of brains, and if you're the best they've got– The Operative: Captain Reynolds, I should tell you so you don't waste your time: You cannot make me angry. Inara: Please, spend an hour with him. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Operative: I already know you will not see reason. Mal: The Alliance wanted to show me reason, they shouldn't have sent an assassin. The Operative: I have a warship in deep orbit, Captain. We locked onto Serenity's pulse beacon the moment you hit atmo. I can speak a word and send a missile to that exact location inside of three minutes. Mal: You do that, you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord. [Mal tosses mechanism at the Operative] The Operative: [catching the mechanism] Pulse beacon. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Operative: I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed. Mal: Good. [Mal shoots the Operative, who falls but quickly recovers.] The Operative: I am, of course, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Operative: Nothing here is what it seems. [approaches Mal with his sword] The Operative: He is not the plucky hero. The Alliance is not an evil empire. This is not the grand arena– Inara: And that's not incense. [The Operative turns, and a flash bomb throws him across the room] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: [angrily] Do you want to run this ship? Jayne: Yes! Mal: Well…you can't! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [After discussing the danger River poses to the crew.] Simon: We'll get off. River and I will get off at Haven. We'll find some— Kaylee: Nobody's saying that. Wash: Nobody besides Jayne is saying that. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: I got no answers for you Inara. I got no rudder. Wind blows Northerly I go North. That's who I am. Now maybe that ain't a man to lead but they got to follow. So you want to tear me down? Do it inside your own mind. Inara: I'm not trying to tear you down. Mal: But you fog things up. You always have. You spin me about. I wish like hell you were elsewhere. Inara: I was. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [River has a gun trained on Mal as Mal tries to talk her down.] Mal: The government's man, he says you're a danger to us. Not worth helping. Is he right? Are you anything but a weapon? I staked my crew's life on the theory [that] you're a person, actual and whole. And if I'm wrong, you best shoot me now. [River cocks the gun.] Mal: Or we could talk more. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Book: I shot him down... Killed the ship that killed us. Not very Christian of me. Mal: You did what's right. Book: Coming from you, that means almost nothing. . . . Book: I'm long gone. Mal: No, Doc will bring you around. I look to be bored by many more sermons before you slip. Book: You can't order me around, boy. I'm not part of your crew. Mal: Yes you are. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: I don't murder children. The Operative: I do. If I have to. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [After Mal orders the crew to modify Serenity] Zoe: Sir, do you really mean to turn our home into an abomination so that we can make a suicidal attempt at passing through Reaver space? Mal: I mean to live. I mean for us to live. The Alliance won't have that, so we go where they don't follow. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Operative: Define disappeared. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wash: Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve killing anybody, or is this the wrong crowd? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- River: Run-tse duh shang-dee, ching dai-wuhtzo! Make them stop! They're everywhere! Every city, every… every house, every room—they're all inside me! I can hear them all and they're saying nothing! Get up! Please get up! Wuo-shang mayer, maysheen, byen shr-to… Please, God, make me a stone… Jayne: [upset] She is starting to damage my calm… Zoe: Jayne— Jayne: She's right! Everybody's dead. This whole world's dead for no reason! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal and the crew watch a holographic report on the Mirandas' fate.] Dr. Caron: There's 30 million people here, and they just let themselves die. [Everyone jumps at the sound of a brutal attack in the distance.] Dr. Caron: I have to be quick! About a tenth of a percent of the population had the opposite reaction to the Pax. Their aggressor response increased beyond madness. They have become… [A crash is heard in the background, now closer] Dr. Caron: [sobs] Well, they've killed most of us. And not just killed…they've done things… Wash: Reavers. They made them. Dr. Caron: I won't live to report this, but people have to know. We meant it for the best…to make people safer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: This report is maybe twelve years old. Parliament buried it, and it stayed buried till River dug it up. This is what they feared she knew. And they were right to fear because there’s a whole universe of folk who are gonna know it, too. They’re gonna see it. Somebody has to speak for these people. You all got on this boat for different reasons, but you all come to the same place. So now I’m asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything I know this, they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten, they’ll swing back to the belief that they can make people…better. And I do not hold to that. So no more running. I aim to misbehave. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wash: I am a leaf on the wind… watch how I soar. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [A large object smashes into the front of Serenity.] Mal: Wash! Wash: [frantically] It's okay! I-I'm a leaf on the wind! Mal: What does that mean?! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spoiler warning: Plot, ending, or solution details follow. [While searching for survivors on Haven, Mal finds a dying Book, fatally injured with a bullet wound in the gut.] Mal: [to Jayne] Get the Doc! [goes to Book's side] Shepherd! Don't move! Book: Won't go far... Mal: Shouldn't have been you. [pauses] The Alliance should've hit us…should've hit me. Book: [coughs] That crossed my mind. [indicates the fallen ship] I shot him down. Mal: [checks his wound] Yeah? I see. Book: I killed the ship that killed us. Not…very Christian of me. Mal: You did what was right. Book: Coming from you, heh, that means almost nothing. Book: I'm long gone… Mal: No, the Doc will bring you around. I look to be bored by many more sermons before you sleep. Just don't move. Book: I'm not gonna be around boy. I'm not one of your crew. Mal: Yes you are. Book: River… Mal: [calls out] C'mon! Book: [grips Mal] I don't care what you believe! Just believe! Whatever she… [succumbs to his wounds and dies] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Operative: [as Serenity approaches a gathered Alliance fleet] Bastard isn't even changing course. [An enormous Reaver fleet appears in pursuit of Serenity] Ensign: Uhh...sir? The Operative: Target the Reavers. Target the Reavers! Target everyone! Someone fire! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Serenity comes to a stop after a crash landing on Mr. Universe's planet.] Wash: [relieved] I am a leaf on the wind. Watch— [A Reaver harpoon impales Wash, killing him.] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [As the Reavers batter the entrance to the crew's final stand, Simon turns to a shaking Kaylee.] Simon: In all that time on the ship…I've always regretted…not being with you. Kaylee: With me? You mean to say, as in…sex? Simon: I mean to say. [Kaylee cocks her gun, with determination.] Kaylee: Hell with this. I'm gonna live! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [River to a wounded Simon] River: You take care of me Simon. You've always taken care of me. My turn. [River dives through the opening in the blast door, throws Simon's med kit through and seals the door] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [the Operative manages to stab Mal with his sword.] The Operative: Do you know what your sin is, Mal? Mal: Oh hell, I'm a fan of all seven. [Mal headbutts the Operative and pulls the sword out.] Mal: But right now, I'm gonna have to go with wrath. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Operative: You've done remarkable things, but you're fighting a war you've already lost. Mal: Yeah, well I'm known for that. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal has just elbowed the Operative in the throat and disabled him through the dislocation of both shoulders.] Mal: Sorry 'bout the throat. Expect you'd wanna say your famous last words now. Just one trouble. [Mal shoves the Operative's sword through his straps, pinning the Operative to the railing.] Mal: I ain't gonna kill you. [Mal pulls out the signal and preps the console.] Mal: Hell, I'm gonna grant your greatest wish. I'm gonna show you a world without sin. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mal is loading up the last of the repair equipment.] The Operative: It's not over, you know. [Mal instinctively goes to his holster, but doesn't draw. He turns to face the Operative.] The Operative: I can't guarantee they won't come after you-the Parliament. Your broadwave about Miranda has weakened their regime, but they are not gone, and they are not…forgiving. Mal: Well, that don't bode especially well for you—giving the order to let us go, patching up our hurt— The Operative: I told them the Tams were no longer a threat-damage done. They might listen, but I think they know I'm no longer their man. Mal: They take you down, I don't expect to grieve over much. Like to kill you myself, I see you again. The Operative: You won't…There is nothing left to see. [In the deleted scenes] The Operative: (looking at the name on the ship's hull) Serenity. You lost everything in that battle. Everything you believed in, everything you fought for…how did you go on? Mal: If you're still standing there when those engines start goin', you'll never find out. [The Operative blinks, looks down and walks away.] Mal: (muttered) What a whiner. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zoe: Sir, we have a green light. Inspection's pos, and we're clear for upthrust. [Mal looks at his recently bereaved first mate.] Mal: Think she'll hold together? Zoe: She's tore up plenty, but she'll fly true. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal: It ain't all buttons and charts, little albatross. You know what the first rule of flyin' is? Well, I suppose you do, since you already know what I'm about to say. River: I do. But I like to hear you say it. Mal: Love. You can learn all the math in the 'verse, but you take a boat in the air that you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. And love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down…tells ya she's hurtin' 'fore she keens…makes her a home. River: Storm's getting worse. Mal: We'll pass through it soon enough. [As Serenity breaks atmo, a panel falls off the ship.] Mal: What was that?

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Here's how it is: Earth got used up, so we terraformed a whole new galaxy of Earths, some rich and flush with new technologies, some not so much. Central Planets, thems formed the Alliance, waged war to bring everyone under their rule; a few idiots tried to fight it, among them myself. I'm Malcolm Reynolds, captain of Serenity. She's a transport ship, Firefly class. Got a good crew: fighters, pilot, mechanic. We even picked up a preacher for some reason, and a bona fide companion. There's a doctor, too, took his genius sister outta some Alliance camp, so they're keeping a low profile. You understand. You got a job, we can do it. Don't much care what it is....

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CHINESE TRANSLATION FROM FIREFLY

Chinese translations from "Firefly-Serenity Chinese Pinyinary" bao stuffed bun (hanyupinyin: bao) ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng frog-humping sonofabitch (hanyupinyin: qing wa cao de liu mang) da-shiong bao-jah-shr duh la doo-tze the explosive diarrhea of an elephant (hanyupinyin: da xiang bao za shi de la du zi) DONG-luh-MAH? Are we clear here? (hanyupinyin: dong le ma?) go-se crap, worthless thing; from gou-shi, dog excrement (hanyupinyin: gou shi) HOE-tze duh PEE-goo monkey's butt (hanyupinyin: hou zi de pi gu) hwoon dahn jerk, bastard, scoundrel; literally, "bastard egg" (hanyupinyin: hun dan) luh-suh garbage (Taiwanese) (hanyupinyin: le se) mei-mei little sister (hanyupinyin: mei mei) Ni cho lyen, yo may yo? Do you have a worried face? (hanyupinyin: ni chou lian, you mei you?) RUNtse de SHANG-DEE, ching DAIwuhtzo Merciful God, please take me away. (hanyupinyin: ren ci de shang di, qing dai wo zou) shee-niou cow-sucking (hanyupinyin: xi niu) shiong-mung duh kwong-run violent lunatic (hanyupinyin: xiong meng de kung ren) suo-SHEE petty, small and tedious; trivial; trifling (hanyupinyin: suo xi) wei hey; hello (hanyupinyin: wei) Wuh de tyen ah Dear God in heaven wuh duh ma huh ta duh fung-kwong duh wai-shung doh holy mother of god and all her wacky nephews (hanyupinyin: wo de ma he ta de fong kung de wai sheng dou) WUOshang mayer, maysheen, BYEN shr-to I will close my ears and my heart and I will be a stone. (hanyupinyin: wo xiang mei er, mei xin, bian shi tou)

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WHAT IS A BROWNCOAT?

Are you a Browncoat? “In my own mind I definitely distinguish between "regular" fans of the show and Browncoats. A fan is someone who watches the show and likes it--simple enough. But a Browncoat (in my mind, anyway) is much more of a fan activist, someone who has sent postcards and e-mail or has written a review or donated money for something Firefly-related, etc., etc., etc. A Browncoat has taken the next step: Instead of just saying, "What a great show--oh well, too bad it was cancelled," the Browncoat says, "F#ck that! What can I do to keep Firefly going!?!" A Browncoat is not satisfied with the way things are and takes action to make things the way s/he wants them to be. A fan can be passive; a Browncoat never is.” --po1s Browncoats make up several of many on-line Firefly communities who have been actively involved in their support of the show. Our love and devotion to the show and all that is involved has continued on beyond --and despite-- the cancellation; growing and gaining new fans --new Browncoats-- every day. While Firefly is still the cornerstone that brings us together, other commonalities have been found that keep us together--our regard for each other. "We are a relatively close on-line community. And with every passing Shindig, we become closer in real life too.”~FLYHEAD Whatever our differences, one thing will always remain the same: our faith and hope in Firefly’s future.

__________ SCI-FI, STAR TREK the next generation,

OK...I SAVED THIS STUFF FOR LAST! DIDNT WANT EVERYONE THINKING I WAS CRAZY!

SUMMER GLAU IN "TERMINATOR,THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES"

Who I'd like to meet:

GOD THE FATHER AND HIS HOLY SON, WHEN MY TIME ON EARTH IS DONE......FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE...GAVE...................................................................... ..

LYRICS TO JAYNE'S SONG (JAYNESTOWN)

Jayne, the man they call Jayne He robbed from the rich And he gave to the poor Stood up to the man And gave him what for Our love for him now Ain't hard to explain The hero of Canton The man they call Jayne Our Jayne saw the mudders' backs breakin' He saw the mudders' lament And he saw the magistrate takin' Every dollar and leavin' five cents So he said "you can't do that to my people" He said "you can't crush them under your heel" So Jayne strapped on his hat And in 5 seconds flat Stole everythin' Boss Higgins had to steal He robbed from the rich And he gave to the poor Stood up to the man And gave him what for Our love for him now Ain't hard to explain The hero of Canton The man they call Jayne Now here is what separates heroes From common folk like you and I The man they call Jayne He turned 'round his plane And let that money hit sky He dropped it onto our houses He dropped it into our yards The man they called Jayne He stole away our pain And headed out for the stars He robbed from the rich And he gave to the poor Stood up to the man And gave him what for Our love for him now Ain't hard to explain The hero of Canton The man they call Jayne.

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Sue AKA the wee oneSue Ferris

Dec 2 2009 3:17 PM

Cool - very cool.
Anonymous1

Nov 28 2009 5:25 AM

New Official Firefly/Serenity, Dr. Horrible and Castle Merchandise.

Official Serenity Leaf on the Wind T-Shirt Finally, an official Wash t-shirt. Nice color too.
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Official Serenity Malcolm Reynolds Browncoat
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Dr. Horrible comic!
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Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog 2010 calendar and Ornaments.

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Dr Horrible Goggle Ornament and Dr Horrible Sing Along Blog Ornament

They have some Holiday Bundles and free shipping on orders $75 or more.
(don't know if that included international or not)
Here is one of the bundles

I bought the 2010 Dr. Horrible's Calendar at a Barnes & Noble store in USA.

Nathan Fillion's Castle Tees, mug, mousepad and totebag and of course the book Heat Wave and the DVD.
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deborah

Nov 28 2009 2:03 AM

Hello;) Just dropped by to wish you a 'shiny' weekend
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Nov 26 2009 7:29 AM

Happy Thanksgiving!
lyndon (aka mul:)

Nov 25 2009 11:13 PM

hey my friend!!!!:) hope all's well in your portion of the 'verse:D not 2 sure where i'm gonna find myself 2 morrow, so just wanted 2 wish ya good self a shiny thanksgivin' in advance!!!! :D

take mighty good care, enjoy the day n keep flyin'!!!!!! :):):)
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Thanks for the birthday wishes.
FUTURE ZONE

Nov 15 2009 4:55 AM

Thank's friend:have a awesome day...

keep flying:)
deborah

Nov 14 2009 1:25 AM

Hello:) On this side of the sea, we get to see what happens next, on Sunday. Here's a preview...

We fear for the future....
lyndon (aka mul:)

Nov 13 2009 10:49 PM

hey there my friend!!! :D sure hope all is shiny with ya n your corner of the 'verse is as mighty as ever:):):)

take care, stay safe, have a wicked weekend and keep flyin'!!!! :D
DCLisa Immormino

Nov 12 2009 2:40 AM

Thank you for the birthday greeting. I love the Nathan Fillion gift you sent.
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Nov 9 2009 2:12 AM

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Nov 8 2009 7:47 AM

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Have a great Sunday my friend!
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deborah

Oct 30 2009 11:52 PM

Hello:) I'm happy you liked it. You are always welcome:) Have a wonderful Halloween, take care and keep flying, basically:)

I almost forgot to mention, I think 'brown_quote' is extremely clever:)
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