Movies (making and watching...and writing), anything nerdy, as i am a huge friggin nerd... I enjoy a good Scotch and a Tastey BLT........i enjoy mocking things and seeing people fall down.
and boobs and space rockets also. they are enjoyable to me.
Music
30 Seconds to Mars, MUSE, Alice Cooper, System of a Down, Disturbed, Peter Gabriel, NIN, The Music, Rob Zombie, Johnny Cash. I dont limit myself to one kinda music, really. Cause i even kinda like the Dixie Chicks cause they are kinda blue grass-y...i like every music from Metal to Rap to Country to AC...why limit yerself, ya know?
Movies
Shawshank Redemption, se7en, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Superman (1978), Superman Returns, Batman Begins, Requiem For a Dream, Garden State, Nightmare on Elm Street, Ginger Snaps, Halloween, American Beauty, American History X, American Psycho, Devil's Rejects, The Crow, Serenity, Suicide Kings....i know i am forgetting some...i'll add more later
Television
HEROES is the effing BESt show!! i love it, like....LOVE....in love with that show also The Office (funniest new show - also love the UK version), Arrested Development, LOST, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under, Firefly, Buffy and Angel are the goddamn greatest things ever(make fun of me if you want, but Joss Whedon kicks major booty...the dude is awesome), NYPD Blue (i wish Dennis Franz was my dad...no disrespect to my dad, of course), Ali G ( Borat is the best), umm.....Trailer Park Boys is the best Canadian show...also Alias, The Shield, Big Brother, and of course, the 'Feud'...Family Fued, that is. I like when they reveal the unguessed anwsers and everyone reads it outloud like a fucking dummy, amazed they didnt think of that anwser. "APPLLEEE SAAUUUCEEEE...Ahhhhhhhh...clap clap clap clap"
Books
what the hell are books? i think i saw one on the television once. looked complicated.
American Psycho, Zen in the Martial Arts (non-fiction). I'd say DaVinci Code, but effing everyone has read it. Even unborn fetus' have. 3 women gave birth yesterday and the baby came out WITH the book, which they had just finished and were amazed what a fast read it was.
Also The Dao of Jeet Kun Do by Bruce Lee. Bruce was the effing MAN! seriously. nobody ever in the history of history was cooler than Bruce!
Heroes
Superman...i mean, shit....he's like, REALLY strong...and can fly n stuff...so, uh....yeah...I'm gonna go with Superman.
However, Batman has a sweet ride. Like, its SO much better than my Cavalier!..like...like ALOT better than that one. But Batman can't fly.....but i bet he bangs alot of hot chicks....it's a tie, i guess.
Shit about me :
I love movies more than anything, pretty much. I make short films, and fame is in my future. Uhh, it has to be. Working a regular job is for suckers. You can see one of my short films on the Wayward Films MySpace site - in my top friends. Its called Ninja Roommates and its funnier than clown sex.
I have a brown belt in Zen Do SHin DO karate. Got it a while ago, mind you, but that doesnt mean i cant beat you 7 ways from Sunday. Either with fists, elbows, knees, feet, head or lead pipes or soup or fists. I'll do it and you'll wish you never asked to see it.
I work out alot. Was a skinny bastard in highschool. No strength. Getting better now. I'm getting bigger and stronger each day, so its ok to be intimidated. When i look in the mirror, i am. The reflection says 'the fuck r u looking at, douchbag? i'll punch you with my feet if you keep eyeballing me". Its natural to be afraid. I am powerful.
I was almost in a few car wrecks in my life, and a gang tried to shake me down once. I have walked away from everything without a scratch. I'm awesome.
I like a strong lady and a tastey BLT. People know me...I'm kind of a big deal. I own many leather-bound books & my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
You'll likely be in love with me at some point. It's ok. I find it flattering, even if i am embarased for you. hahaha. I've been known to LIFT 3 pumas over my head without flinching. I can also throw a farm with one arm. I hate when things rhyme. I eat meat cause thats what its there for. For eating, and for moo-ing. I would eat people if 'the man' said it was ok. but its not. I also once ate a car on a bat and it was not good. But i can do it, and thats the fucking point.
So if ya wanna talk to me, awesome, if ya dont, fuck you...thats how I roll...no sweat off my sack. Until next time, keep fun and have fit! Ya...that's right. You heard me.
Booya.
The End.
PS - I super love Barbara. She is awesomely awesome and her coolness smacks the asses of anyone like Fonzie or the Bumble, whos ass, accprding to recent studies, is cool due to the northern climate.
she is also hot.
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone who likes movies n stuff that i like. I will pretty much talk to anyone. unless i hate you. then i wont. i hate most things from 'those guys who wear thier golfshirts with the collars up'( dude, its not cool looking, you look like a fucking mongoloid), to other stuff i hate, like every Red Bull commerical and those commercials for SellOff Vacations.com with those cartoon british seagulls. when i hear that commercial i immediatly punch a baby in the face and burn a church down. good times. just ask me stuff ya wanna know n whatnot.
Hey, how can i see that living will moving you were working on? Is it finished or are you still working on it? Let me know man i am curious to see it. thanks -Paul Weber
