Today master get me purple Play-Doh instead of stupid assorted kind. Igor happy and not run away from castle now. Igor spend all day making special peepee to make womans happy like man in dirty movie magazeens. Igor now have reason for happyniss of shuffling to top of tower to hit bell with hevvy stick! Igor try to bake Play-Doh cock and use to hit bell and it not bend like when Igor do not bake it! Igor Happy monster now with purple Play-Doh cock and not many coloured Play-doh cock...
