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The Official Myspace Site Of Prank Call Comedian LEE ROY MERCER "It Ain't Nothin' For Me To Whoop A Man's Ass!"
Dale Earnhardt, Sr. and Lee Roy Mercer – Photo From 1988
Somebody's Ass Could Get Whooped Over This!
LEE ROY MERCER® - GREATEST THREATS is a compilation of some of Lee Roy's most outrageously hilarious uncensored Prank Calls ever recorded. Now you can own a copy of the most definitive collection of Whoop-Ass Redneck affronts ever made against the unsuspecting telephone public & today's top name NASCAR Stars all on one disc.
Greatest Threats features 15 side-splitting tracks plus an exclusive interview with two-time NASCAR Sprint Cup Series champion Tony Stewart; discussing the infamous prank call Lee Roy pulled on him regarding problems with the toilets at Stewart's historically famed Eldora Speedway. The interview also includes an exclusive (Uncensored) version of the Tony Stewart prank call which has never before been available. Plus, the disc includes a Whoop-Ass Bonus Track hand picked by Lee Roy Mercer himself, The Backstretch Boys pay tribute to the world of Dirt Track Racin' with their new Hit Single "We Dig Dirt" featured on track 16. Additional Bonus features for the (Special Edition) - (Enhanced) CD include (Easter Eggs) hidden throughout the disc for you to discover.
The album was Produced and Mixed by JON HOLTZ & Mastered by SEVA, who's credits include (4) Grammy nominations. This (Special Edition) deluxe package features an expanded booklet with page after page of exclusive new live photographs from Lee Roy Mercer's own personal Gone Racin' Tour Diary.
ORDER LEE ROY MERCER Greatest Threats (Signed) for ONLY: $14.95 Track Listing: 1. Harman Ice 3:35 2. Thigpin Concrete 2:22 3. Ryan's Voice Mail I 1:26 4. Pet Hearing Aid 3:39 5. Hot Sauce 3:04 6. Jack Roush 4:40 7. Environmental Disaster On The Farm 2:18 8. Denny Darnell 3:00 9. Love Triangle Gone South 6:02 10. Ryan's Voice Mail IV 0:35 11. Hot Sauce II 3:16 12. C.F. Sauer Company 5:20 13. Tractor School 2:20 14. Sex Pills 6:10 15. Tony Stewart - (UNCENSORED) 9:41 16. We Dig Dirt – The Backstretch Boys 2:07
Produced by JON HOLTZ Mastered by SEVA
"Enhanced CD" Is A Certification Of The RIAA It Ain't Nothin' For Lee Roy Mercer To Whoop A NASCAR Driver's Ass!
LEE ROY MERCER® opens a tallboy can of Whoop-Ass on today's top name NASCAR Drivers, Crew Chiefs, & Owners with his New Hit record GONE RACIN'™. GONE RACIN' comes with (CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY) signed by former NASCAR Driver Rick Mast to verify that the Drivers, Crew Chiefs, and Owners featured on the disc are authentic. Plus the Prank Call CD also features special bonus tracks including Exclusive Driver Interviews, the hit song American Redneck™ from cattleAXE, featuring Tom Bettini formerly of JACKYL & Greg Yates the former guitar player of David Allan Coe and GONE RACIN'™ featuring Wicked Jones.
LEE ROY MERCER® GONE RACIN'™ Is The First Album In Recording Industry History To Feature Authentic Prank Calls Made On Today's Top Names In NASCAR.
Track Listing: 1. Tony Stewart 10:50 2. Kevin Harvick 4:03 3. Jack Roush 4:40 4. Dale Jarrett 4:31 5. Rusty Wallace 2:49 6. Sterling Marlin 1:50 7. Jimmy Spencer 3:28 8. Ryan's -Voice Mail I 1:26 9. Ken Schrader 1:31 10. Michael "Fatback" McSwain 4:43 11. Ryan's -Voice Mail II 0:32 12. Digger 2:22 13. Bobby Labonte 3:18 14. Ryan's -Voice Mail III 0:38 15. Cale Yarborough 3:32 16. Robert Yates 5:39 17. Jeff Hammond 5:48 18. Ryan's -Voice Mail IV 0:35 19. American Redneck™ - Featuring cattleAXE 2:56 20. GONE RACIN'™ - Featuring Wicked Jones 3:45 21. Rick Mast - Interview 5:58
SPECIAL BONUS - Interactive CD - 3D Stockcar Screensaver: Featuring Live Action Racing Commentary By Jeff Hammond & Kenny Wallace.
Produced By JON HOLTZ Associate Producer RICK MAST Mastered By SEVA
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LEE ROY MERCER has been Whoopin' Ass with his phone pranks for years. Now Mercer and his dysfunctional Redneck family are goin' to Whoop your Ass right in the comfort of your own home with an animated feature film for TV. For LEE ROY MERCER fans, there are no freakin' sweeter words than "Never Before Seen". A triumphant homecoming for the "Bell South Bomber", LEE ROY MERCER® - A Whoop-Ass Movie™ is not so much a movie as it is a not-yet-aired animated three-episodearc enhanced with a home-DVD-exclusive "red carpet premiere" prologue and an epilogue (capped, of course, with a few prank calls.) MERCER'S Whoop-Ass Movie is a television show white trash masterpiece and its creator has rewarded the faithful by pickin' up some all new phone pranks made on today's top name NASCAR Drivers, offending any and all sensibilities (recasting the King of Rock-n-Roll as Lee Roy's next door neighbor and guru of advice John Burrows™.) The Mercer Family generally take potshots at anyone on their enemies list in redneck fashion. (Lee Roy fights his long hated enemy Rojo™ who's a one eyed Fighting Cock that's a Kung Fu Master and also has a bit of a sweet tooth for Lee Roy's recently divorced hairdresser/stripper girlfriend Karen Dupree™.) A Whoop-Ass Movie™ is a star vehicle for breakout characters Snake & Skinny™, Mercer's two boys. The two backwoods brothers use a redneck's famous last words, "Watch This" as they are always tryin' to out do one another in death defyin' stunts around the farm (and disturbin' Vietnam flashback encounters with Lee Roy.) And more life-altering, Lee Roy discovers a way to connect with Karen's racially challenged son Zack™ who's a tragically white Hip-Hop gangster wannabe. (The outcome is truly shocking!) As go the gags so goes LEE ROY MERCER and there are more than enough good ones in this installment to keep you rippin' your stitches from beginnin' to end. www.ScreenRacer.com
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Hi there, I know It's kind of early but I wanted to make sure I get to everyone on my friends list because this is one of my favorite holidays of the year. I am a proud American and the 4th of July is a day to remember all those who have fought and are still fighting for our freedom. While we Sleep They Wake, While We enjoy our bbq's and swim in the pool.. They're defending our borders and eating sand. I salute all the men and women who make it possible everyday for my children and I to live a free life and if you are one of them ~~ From the bottom of my heart I THANK YOU!!! So Please take a moment on the 4th and remember what it really stands for... That Red White and Blue is not just a piece of cloth.. It is a SYMBOL of our freedom and the men and women who fight for it.
Happy Independence Day!!!! ~Kim
I'm Proud To Be An American Written By Lee Greenwood
If tomorrow all the things were gone I'd worked for all my life, And I had to start again with just my children and my wife, I'd thank my lucky stars to be living here today, 'Cause the flag still stands for freedom and they can't take that away.
I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free, And I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me, And I gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today, ' Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land God Bless the U.S.A.
From the lakes of Minnesota to the hills of Tennessee, Across the plains of Texas from sea to shining sea. From Detroit down to Houston and New York to L.A. , There's pride in every American heart and it's time we stand and say:
I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free, And I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me, And I gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today, ' Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land God Bless the U.S.A.
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