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Justin and Josh are...LEGITIMATE BASTARDS
Comedy / Death Metal / Religious

Acoustical Stupidity Done Right! ...kinda...



Fort Worth, Texas
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Member Since5/21/2007
Band MembersJustin Hill - Guitar, Vocals, Lighting Fires, Beer
Josh Bruton - Lead Guitar, Vocals, Changing Strings, Amateur Fire Fighter!
InfluencesDeath, Destruction, Chaos and Unicorns
Sounds Like A screech owl and a car wreck combined with that noise you hear right before an Amber alert! mixed with a little Bachman Turner Overdrive!
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   About Justin and Josh are...LEGITIMATE BASTARDS
THE LEGITIMATE BASTARDS are JUSTIN HILL and JOSH BRUTON. Former members of the Fort Worth, Texas-based comic chaos band THE QUITTERS, they were too lazy to carry the equipment, so they traded in their Strats for Standards to form an acoustic duo with an irreverent, perverse silliness that you must see in person to disbelieve. Featuring songs of sex and love and not having good luck with either, THE LEGITIMATE BASTARDS harmonize through a stage show that rivals... well, nobody will sink low enough to be their rivals. THE LEGITIMATE BASTARDS are rocking & rolling their way to an epidemic of musical insanity. It's highly contagious, there is no cure, and they're coming to a stage near you.
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Jul 9 2009 6:10 PM

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May 24 2009 3:08 PM

Photobucket  We go on @ 12 , 7 bucks to get in.
curtis





May 6 2009 6:45 PM

THANKS FOR THE ADD BROS
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Apr 29 2009 5:26 AM

Thanks for the add!!!!!!!!
Nate Dong





Apr 12 2009 9:38 PM



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Ian





Mar 22 2009 5:59 AM

Ill show up but you have to do A.D.D. and "I f'ed your mom, I'm not your dad". Those are my conditions.
Becky





Mar 16 2009 3:54 PM

So wrong on so many levels...but I do love some chai tea!
tbonepearson





Mar 12 2009 5:14 PM

Hi Justin and Josh are...LEGITIMATE BASTARDS, FINALLY finished SPELLFURY 3, please tell me what you think!


P.
S If you like it can you please tell your friends about it?
a i m e e





Feb 26 2009 8:12 PM

ha liked lake chuck so much that you can't stay away? how exciting...
Realm of Spellfury





Feb 11 2009 12:57 AM

Hi Justin and Josh are...LEGITIMATE BASTARDS, here's a fun video we did, supposedly Elijah Wood likes it, he twittered about it, if u like it please pass it on:
Mr. Buster





Dec 4 2008 9:29 PM

Dooooods....long time no see. Hope to see ya round. p.s.
eat poo!
☠K-Bones☠





Oct 23 2008 3:39 AM

OMG WHY dont you have ADD up??? i've had that song stuck in my head since i saw y'all at the door and i really want my friends to hear it!!!

oh and dane cooks alright.... but if you watch his original stuff he's not that funny, he's just learned to be over the top....but hey, someones gotta make the 'tards laugh.....lol
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Wingo





Aug 7 2008 6:23 PM

Better Beer? .... the beer gets better?!?! Might have to make a run for the flyin saucer eh?
Jen Kober





Jul 19 2008 6:09 PM

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PASSWORD = HEFTY
Use it to get Discount tickets!
Wingo





Jul 17 2008 7:48 PM

Just buy concord grape so you don't have to slap yer mom...
Wingo





Jul 17 2008 7:24 PM

HAY, a little FYI for ya Bama mayonnaise is better.
JenniReba





May 30 2008 10:29 AM

You can hug, party with, flirt, poke or even throw sheep at me!


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May 27 2008 3:31 AM

so when is the next show? or is justin still trying to be a pirate?
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