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Justin and Josh are...LEGITIMATE BASTARDS
Comedy / Death Metal / Religious

"Acoustical Stupidity Done Right! ...kinda..."

Fort Worth, Texas
United States

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   Justin and Josh are...LEGITIMATE BASTARDS: General Info
Member Since5/21/2007
Band MembersJustin Hill - Guitar, Vocals, Lighting Fires, Beer
Josh Bruton - Lead Guitar, Vocals, Changing Strings, Amateur Fire Fighter!
InfluencesDeath, Destruction, Chaos and Unicorns
Sounds Like A screech owl and a car wreck combined with that noise you hear right before an Amber alert! mixed with a little Bachman Turner Overdrive!
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Oct 9 2008 9:00P
Flying Saucer Fort Worth, Texas
Oct 12 2008 8:00P
The Door Fort Worth, Texas

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   About Justin and Josh are...LEGITIMATE BASTARDS
THE LEGITIMATE BASTARDS are JUSTIN HILL and JOSH BRUTON. Former members of the Fort Worth, Texas-based comic chaos band THE QUITTERS, they were too lazy to carry the equipment, so they traded in their Strats for Standards to form an acoustic duo with an irreverent, perverse silliness that you must see in person to disbelieve. Featuring songs of sex and love and not having good luck with either, THE LEGITIMATE BASTARDS harmonize through a stage show that rivals... well, nobody will sink low enough to be their rivals. THE LEGITIMATE BASTARDS are rocking & rolling their way to an epidemic of musical insanity. It's highly contagious, there is no cure, and they're coming to a stage near you.
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Aug 10 2008 10:02 PM

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Wingo





Aug 7 2008 6:23 PM

Better Beer? .... the beer gets better?!?! Might have to make a run for the flyin saucer eh?
Jen Kober





Jul 19 2008 6:09 PM

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PASSWORD = HEFTY
Use it to get Discount tickets!
Wingo





Jul 17 2008 7:48 PM

Just buy concord grape so you don't have to slap yer mom...
Wingo





Jul 17 2008 7:24 PM

HAY, a little FYI for ya Bama mayonnaise is better.
JenniReba





May 30 2008 10:29 AM

You can hug, party with, flirt, poke or even throw sheep at me!


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Keith





May 27 2008 3:31 AM

so when is the next show? or is justin still trying to be a pirate?
Sexy Shaila





May 24 2008 1:44 AM

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Delvin





Mar 5 2008 5:10 AM

You my nizzle when is the next show? I know you need some more weed money and playin for it is better than workin for it. Cheers
Tammie





Jan 13 2008 4:08 PM

LET'S HEAR IT FOR JUSTIN & JOSH!
WOO-HOO!!!
♥he has the key to my heart♥™





Dec 24 2007 4:47 AM

it was good seeing y'all again tonight! y'all were awesome!!!!! can't wait to see y'all again!

these pictures were from Spains awhile back.

Mel





Dec 7 2007 10:59 PM

Gma B would be soooooo proud of you, Josh... I think I am going to give her your CD for Xmas this year! HA HAHHAHAHAAH
HOW ARE YOU? Let's chat soon!! Miss YOU COUS!!! XOXO
Jessica





Dec 5 2007 8:38 PM

Hey guys. Anyway I can get a copy of the footage from Lake Charles? I want to show it to my boss. Still interested in the music video? Rhiannon and I were talking about it the other day.
shawn





Nov 29 2007 3:33 AM

if you like the quitters, you may or may not like legitimate bastards!
Joshua





Nov 14 2007 6:17 PM

Rar!
Loud Amy





Nov 12 2007 10:11 PM

Ya'll need to come back to Valdosta. Don't think I'll be making it to Texas anytime soon. Peace!!!!
Sarah





Nov 2 2007 6:49 PM

I like how the "Moon" makes it on your top friends but I don't.. I see how it is...
♥he has the key to my heart♥™





Oct 31 2007 11:27 AM

i just want to say y'all were awesome last night! my friend beth and i really enjoyed listening to y'all. hope to see y'all again SOON!!!!!!!!!!
The Manstones





Oct 24 2007 7:51 AM

Thanks for the add guys, I heard STD on The Awful Show. Great tune.
Justin Guysick





Oct 23 2007 9:40 AM

Thanks for the add....u guys rock...heard you guys on The Awful Show and loved every minute...keep up the good work.
Nerraux from The Awful Show





Oct 21 2007 3:36 AM

Thanks for being on The Awful Show!

It was a pleasure having you on! The show's available for download right now through iTunes, Podcastalley.com or directly here:
http://theawfulshow.com/?page=episode70.html

I hope you had fun, we had a great time having you on the show! You're welcome back any time!

--Nerraux (ThaMike, Keyz & Joel)

~PAM~





Sep 14 2007 6:17 PM

Hey, Ive been listening for quite a while... Youre Hilarious... Me and my mom both swear that STD was written about my brother lol. but anyways, yall keep it up. ttyl.

~P.WILSON~
Seamonkey





Sep 8 2007 2:01 AM

Dear newest cyber-pals, thanks for the great music to go with great beer! You guys make a night out more exciting than the vomiting that comes later!
Let's EAT!!!
Seamonkey Music... Be Hungry no More!!!
Seamonkey Music... Be Hungry no More!!!
Nerraux from The Awful Show





Sep 7 2007 2:30 AM

What Mike said, plus if you want to see about coming on the show for an interview, contact me. You boys will fit into our weirdness quite nicely.
Jerky Boys™ Official Johnny Brennan Mys





Sep 7 2007 2:23 AM

How do you say there J and J?



Tha Mike from The Awful Show





Sep 6 2007 6:19 PM

There is some funny shit right here. If your interested in getting a track or two on the show let me know.

Nico (D-TX)





Sep 6 2007 12:51 PM