Lehigh Valley Rollergirls

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Active Roster:
B Lo
Chikki Sixx
Daisy Destructo
Elaina Bee
Estelle Hertz
Felony Arson
Hell Razin' Hussy
Helen Darink
Jill Nye
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Lin Diesel
Milk Maiden
Minerva Steel
Rose Beef
Scary Clam
Sukkubus Strixe
Vanilla Creamher

Fresh Meat:
Alex
Alison
Becky
Dana
Janna
Lisa Rae
Roxy
Tracy
Wendy

Injured/LOA:
Anita Alimony
Lizzy Stardust
Norma Jean Bruiser
Parker Paxa Punch
Spawn Jovi
Tortellina Temptress
Yo Ho Ho

Coaches:
Sukkubus Strixe
Kathleen Turner Overdrive

Referees:
Buster Coccyx
Captain Cajones
Mo Jito
Null Ref
Officer Pants
PH Delicious
Ria Culpa


Announcers:
Juliette Lewdness
Truman

What’s the difference between a league and a team?
A league is a local organization dedicated to promoting the sport of roller derby, and consists of active skaters, injured skaters, neophyte skaters (known as "fresh meat") and referees. A team is a roster of active skaters that compete in public competitions called bouts. Each league can have an unlimited amount of teams. Currently the Lehigh Valley Rollergirls league features two teams: the Hissy Fits and the Special Vixens Unit. For bouts, each team will field a maximum roster of 14 skaters.


The Hissy Fits
Putting gum on your wheels, pulling your hair and whoopin’ a whole lot of ass, the Hissy Fits are out making a name for themselves. These naughty reform school drop-outs are the Lehigh Valley Rollergirls’ all-star team, traveling to and fro, leaving chaos wherever they go.


The Special Vixens Unit
In the world of roller derby, some teams are considered especially dangerous. In the Lehigh Valley, the dedicated women who instigate these vicious blocks, jams, and take-downs are members of an elite squad known as the Special Vixens Unit. These are their stories. Newly formed in 2008, these skaters are ready to lay down the law to every team that comes their way.


Hissy Fits vs.
Long Island Roller Rebels



2009 Bout Scores:

Hissyfits 70

Hard Knox Rollergirls *175

2008 Bout Scores:

Special Vixens Unit 103

Morristown Madams *104

Hissy Fits 85

Pioneer Valley Roller Derby *98

Hissy Fits *132

Wilmington Ruff Rollers 63

Special Vixens Unit 104

North East Ohio Rock n Rollergirls *105

Hissy Fits 20

Broad Street Butchers *152

Hissy Fits 74

Dutchland Rollers *84

Special Vixen’s Unit *135

Morristown Madams 114

Special Vixen’s Unit 84

Hudson Valley Horrors *95

Hissy Fits 126

Harrisburg Area Roller Derby *148

Hissy Fits *133

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Long Island Roller Rebels 71

Special Vixens Unit 56

Jersey Shore All Stars *202

Hissy Fits *122

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Garden State All Stars 47

Special Vixens Unit *68

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Brick City Bruisers 65

Hissy Fits *115

Wilmington Ruff Rollers 89

2007 Bout Scores:

Hissy Fits *180

Morristown Madames 64

Hissy Fits *128

New Jersey Dirty Dames 77

Hissy Fits *124

River City Rollergirls 86

Hissy Fits *112

Diamond City Scream Queens 80

Hissy Fits *148

Pocono High Rollers 49

Hissy Fits *165

Morristown Madames 47

Hissy Fits 69

Montreal Roller Derby *78

Hissy Fits *149

Diamond City Scream Queens 82

Hissy Fits 112

Harrisburg Area Roller Derby *180

Hissy Fits *113

New Jersey Dirty Dames 97

LVRG vs. Montreal
June 30, 2007

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