MySpace - Leigh Nguyen - 26 - Kadın - Dallas, Texas

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I don't exactly play well with others. Sometimes I like to stalk innocent prey and attack unnoticed. I'm very inconspicuous here. One of my better attacks.

Note: Faces have been changed to protect the innocent.

I have a license to kill. "Danger" is my middle name. Life isn't easy when you're a deadly assassin for hire. Mess with the bull, and you get the horns. Capiche?

OCD: I chronically alphabetize and order things as you can tell by my comprehensive listings below of music and movies. I am very anal retentive about this and vigilantly strive to work against the natural laws of entropy.

I'm obsessed with boston terriers. I don't have one, but they're the cutest dogs in the world. I collect anything with boston terriers on them. I had one for about a year when I was a kid. I miss that dog.

Look at those cute, widdle doggies! Yes, I'm single, but I don't want a boyfriend. I want a puppy...specifically 2 little boston terrier puppies, so I can name them Sam and Frodo. I want two little hobbit BTs. Those dogs are so CUTE!!!....see, told you I was obsessed.

Actually, I have a penchant for black and white animals.

"I like to think of Jesus as wearin' a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, like, "I want to be formal, but I'm here to party too." I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party."

I have a wide variety of musical tastes. I like rock, alternative, rap, hip-hop, dance, breakbeats, classical, et cetera.

I really respect the writers of magazines like Cosmopolitan. Every month they find a new way of writing about the same damn thing! It's the same sex and beauty tips. In fact, if the sex tips from the first issue was so good, you should be having mind-blowing sex every time, all the time, and not have to buy the following month's issue for the same stupid tips. But those magazines are making money and apparently people are happy to purchase them so that's a respectable accomplishment. If you really want to know how to be the all-powerful successful woman that's beautiful and has wonderful sex then you just need to: set a career or life goal and work towards it until you accomplish it, wear makeup and do your hair before you leave house, and be prolific in your humping. Whether prolific applies to whom you hump or the humping itself, is up to you. Just use protection and get your lady business checked out every so often for the sake of society. There...I saved you $12.95 for 12 months issues plus an additional 2 issues free. Don't you feel better now?

Hi, I'm Leigh. I love neuroscience. I have a bachelor degree in both neuroscience and biology. I hope to get into med school someday. I like to have fun and laugh. I'm not short, but cute sized -- 5'1", weigh about 100lbs. give or take 5 lbs. (usually give though). I work out a lot -- and not like the aerobic video crap (no offense) -- I actually go to the gym and lift weights (because I'm hardcore - lol, j/k). I have short people’s disease in which I have to fight for everything. I’m the little person in the gym that tries to lift the big weights even when on the verge of a hernia. I love carbs! I eat rice like there’s no tomorrow. I have a current food addiction to FunYuns and spinach salad. I have yet to obtain bulging deltoids and biceps from eating a serving of spinache. I don’t like Popeye because of that. I'm Vietnamese - not Filipino. My last name is Nguyen! If you know someone else named Nguyen, there's a 99.9% chance that I'm NOT related to them. I'm also not related to any football players, models, or poker players that have the same surname. Trust me, about a third of Viet people have the name Nguyen. We're not all related either...you crazy rednecks. j/k. Don't send me messages in Tagalog because I can't read it. Don't send me messages in Vietnamese either because I can't read Viet, although I do a better job at deciphering Viet than Tagalog. Unless you’re asking about common food menu choices then I can read Viet. I'm a weirdo. I’m facetious to the core. I play guitar, but I don't like to play for people because I get nervous and my hands get sweaty and I mess up. I also only like to learn the interesting parts of songs (i.e. opening riffs, chorus, etc. I have no use for boring musical interludes). I'm laid back. I'm quiet, blase, and shy. I’m not high maintenance but I can be high strung. I listen more than I talk. When I do talk, I'm usually pretty facetious and I go on tangents. I have ambitious goals in life. I like to utilize run-on sentences and "innovative" punctuation. If you can guess where my headline is from, I'll love you forever. If you read through this entire passage, I love you. However, If you read through this entire passage, take every word seriously, are offended, AND express you're discontent with me in an email...I hate you...lol, j/k. If you don't like me, just move along to the next profile -- it's as easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028...

Duct tape: 101 uses and counting...

Brief Overview:
Name: Leigh Nguyen
Location: Dallas, TX (why does everyone think I live in LA?)
Birthday: January 12th
Zodiac: Capricorn / Dog
Ethnicity: Vietnamese
Nationality: American (Born in Dallas, TX)
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Varies but naturally black
Height: 5’1” barefoot
Weight: 100 lbs
Occupation: Student / Model
Major sought: B.S. Neuroscience and B.A. Biology
Characteristics: Weird, introverted, ambitious, eclectic, open-minded
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Food: Vietnamese, Sushi, Mediterranean, anything spicy
Favorite Show: Family Guy, Law & Order (all of them), The Office, Heroes
Favorite Book: “The Agony & The Ecstasy” by Irving Stone
Favorite Car: Lotus Elise (but a Toyota Prius is looking pretty damn good with gas prices nowadays)
Caffeine: Bawls Energy Drink
Instruments: Guitar and Viola (also adept at other stringed instruments)
Tattoos: 1 Tribal dragon centered between my shoulder blades
Piercings: 4 – both ears and a double navel piercing
Best Feature: Smile (I get complimented on my grill a lot)
Worst Feature: Eyes (I’m blind)
Turn Ons: Intelligence, ambition, kindness, humor, and romantics
Turn Offs: Stupidity, apathy, malice, and conceit

My Modeling Portfolio:

I try to answer everyone's email in a timely manner. During school semester it takes a little longer to answer. I try to answer as many emails as I can in the little spare time I have (usually during my lunch break at work :). I'm not the type of person that just starts talking about all the details of my life out of the blue, but I always answer every question honestly, to the best of my ability...or I get facetious and crack a stupid joke that only I think is funny. Please don't ask me any sexual questions. For people that email me wanting me to send them pics of me, please refer to my website or the pics on profile. Hell, just google me. If you want to know what my site is, click the banner above this message. Also, I'm sorry but I don't accept any email with attachments (i.e. pics). That's the beauty of myspace -- I can look at the photos uploaded to your page. I hear someone asking about how to show me their penis pics -- I don't want to see it. Keep it in your pants or your hand, whichever you prefer.

Current message response time is 4-6 weeks. If you'd like a response to your message, please follow these "Message Rules." If you violate these Message Rules, I reserve the right to not respond and/or post your message on the internet for the amusement of others and myself.

MESSAGE RULES:

Don't proposition me or offer me sexual favors. Especially don't do this if your profile says "Married" or "In a relationship" and you have pics of you and your Girlfriend/wife. Trust me, if she has a myspace profile, I'll tattle on you. Also, I WILL BLOCK YOU.
Try to follow basic English grammar rules. It helps expedite the message response process when I don't have to try to figure out what you're saying. There are people who send me messages from other countries where English is not the primary language, who have a better grasp of English than some of you! Funny thing is, they always apologize for their poor English!
PUNCTUATE YOUR SENTENCES! Grouping words together is meaningless and inane if you do not punctuate correctly or at all. A "period" or two doesn't hurt.
For the love of God, please use “be verbs” correctly. Please know what your “be verbs” are.
Don’t type in all caps. It’s like you’re yelling at me through the computer screen. How rude!
Write in English only. I'm not Filipino and cannot read Tagalog. I cannot read Vietnamese aside from food dishes.
Yes, I love Pho. Now stop asking. There are other Vietnamese dishes besides Pho. Also, if you’re wondering, I eat Pho Tai Bo Vien.
Don't send me chain letters. I'd rather not be hit with the "Sexy Truck" or be cursed with bad relationships problems because I refuse to spam people. Grow up. If you're over 30 and sending chain letters to people, you really need to reevaluate your purpose in life. Your chances of engaging in positive relationships or relationships at all will increase exponentially when you leave the computer and stop sending chain mail.
Don't urge me to "Holla" or “Get at you”
Write more than "What's up?" or "What's good?"
Write more than "Hello"
Write more than, "What are you doing?"
Don't ask me things that can easily be found on my profile, such as my name, age, or location.
Don't ask me to describe myself or tell you "something that's not on my profile." I know that really translates into, "You have a long ass profile and too many words hurt me upstairs" haha...j/k It's a lot easier if you already have a specific question in mind
Read the blog entitled "READ THIS BEFORE EMAILING ME." It may have useful information.
Don't ask me to send you pictures then leave your email address. I utilize Myspace so that I may share my pictures with everyone.
Don't ask me for my AIM/MSN/Yahoo ID. I don't use instant messenger ever since I got unlimited text messaging on my cell phone. Er...don't ask for my phone number either. :D
If you're replying to my response to your original message, don't delete the original message, especially if you reference it in your reply.
Absolutely NO BITCHING! Here's a general rule in life. When you're rude, overly aggressive, and just plain bitchy because you think it's going to "force" the other person to do what you want them to do, you've got another thing coming. Bitching just makes people want to do the opposite. There are other methods of persuasion. Try being nice to people.
Absolutely no vulgar messages or comments. I don't answer scatological messages.
Don’t send me pictures of your penis or tell me its length. I don’t care. Please, it’s pathetic, I’m not going to have “cyber sex” with you. Hell, I’m not even going to have real sex with any of you. Go to a yahoo chatroom if you want to “cyber”
I WELCOME EVERYONE WHO TAKES THE TIME TO SEND ME A MESSAGE. BASICALLY, KEEP IT RESPECTFUL, COHERENT, AND MEANINGFUL AND I'LL ANSWER IT IN DUE TIME.

Yes, this is my real profile and these are all my images. Please don't email me insisting that I'm stealing (insert name here)'s pictures. Here's my salute!

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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