I build websites. I read, I write, I write more than I read. The HumorCafe is my first website which is huge but work and life keeps me from updating it much. I fail to update AllFunPix as well, but there is alot of stuff on both sites to keep a body busy. I play quake games and quake spinoffs. I always hated vid games but I liked this one and have played various incarnations since 1997. Currently, I play quake 3, OSP/CTF rails only. This might mean nothing to you but other then readin and writin it is my next biggest hobby. Ok that's enough about me, let's talk about you.
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I like mostly songs that do not have happy hand clappy sounds in them. I generally like music that incorporates Na na na's or La la la's. I detest country and/or western music almost one hundred percent. I am more a fan of lyrics than I am of music. My favorite band is Fiesta Joe and
the Drugs they doth rock it the mostest. OK, maybe it is not my favorite but they do rock it the mostest. All other forms of music are acceptable to me as long as they for the most part refrain from using the happy hand clappy stuff.
Movies
I like movies that have lots of this going on in them.
As for others, I like anything by the cohen brothers. Anything by Monty Python. Most anything that Terentino was involved with. Generally bizarre independant films or foriegn comedies. Jet Li movies kick ass, yes even the low budget black belt special films he did before anyone in america knew who he was. I like movies that don't have Steven Segall in them or Pauley Shore - They're Dicks! I enjoy movies that do not employ the baldwin brothers - also dicks. I like movies that laugh at men with small penis's because I laugh at men with small penis's - they're Dicks!
Television
I spend more time on my computer then I do watching teliovision, but I do tune in onoccasion. I find I watch alot of Spike TV, MXC rox my tiny McNuggets. I watch Comedy Central, but not if the rednecks are on. I watch National Geographic Channel and not just to see the sagging breasts that frequent that station. I watch the Sci-Fi channel as well yet not just for the artificially huge boobs that frequent that station. And I like to watch TBS to see how many times I can watch the 12 or so tremor movies they play constantly throughout the month. Watching TV used to be more fun when I didn't have to share the remote control.
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Books
Sci-fi, fantasy, mostly but I am fond of odd writers. Mark Helprin, Frank McCourt, John Irving, Kurt Vonne (however you spell it). Stuff like that.
Heroes
* The fiesty spermatazoa wot created my Wee Lil son. There will be no more
fiesty spermatazoa thanks to my home vasectomy kit.
* My Xena warrior princess of a wife who commands me to delivering un to her a
multitude of orgasmz.
* My way cool twin step sons of doom. Yea! Two new young minds to warp.
* My way cool Nephews of Doom. They have threatened to warp my child just as I have warped them.
* A woman with an extraneous third nipple. What the hell do ya do with it?
* Cross eyed monkeys. Want da banana? Get da banana!
Itt Technical Institute
Indianapolis, IN
Graduated: 1989
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Electronics Engineering Technology
Minor: Bumming Rides To and From
1987 to 1989
Arlington High School
Indianapolis, IN
Graduated: N/A
Major: Art / Spanish / English
Minor: Phiz Ed
Clubs: I actually went to John Marshall when it was a highschool. But it closed in 96 and I had to make up 2 credits so my diploma came from Arlington. Graduated from ITT in indianapolis in 1989 with an Associates in Electronic Engineering Technologies.
Greek:
Alpha Alpha Alpha
1982 to 1986
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JestaPhreak in your extended network Posted at 2:55 AM Jul 14, 2007 view more
I was born on 9/29/67 in the back of a semi-trailer
parked on a mayonnaise farm. If it matters, I'm a Libra - but if it
mattered then you already knew. Growing up on a mayonnaise farm gives
one a peculiar outlook on life. I am firstly a writer: (Highly under
published) of poetry, comedy, short stories, and songs. I play a little
guitar, not a little guitar literally. I mean not like a mandolin. I
just don't play a whole lot. I am an Artist, I draw, I do not paint, I
do not sculpt, I do not macramé. I use a pencil, a pen, markers and
colored pencils, and I use my computer for art, Paint Shop Pro. I like
to play with my balls er, um - my juggling balls. A hobby I taught
myself out of boredom. I am a photographer, should that go under artist?
I'm under published in that arena as well. Being highly under published,
I tend to like to publish myself. I can do this with both hands. Nudge
Nudge Wink Wink!
Who I'd like to meet: Albert Einstein, so I could comb his hair.
Here is a video of me abusing my child with a wet paper towel. The boy doth love the fun. Me sister Pia shot the vid.
hey man, whats up witcha both. long time. June 19th, 2009 it's on. wherever?whenever? the Reefdawg & da Phreak need to talk to our guy Jonny. Do ya feel me? haha. Hit me up yo!!!
