About me:
Pleas dont read this! I am a dead girl. I Died from a fart. I thought that I was m*a*t*u*r*E & Could fFart safly on my own. So I put on lip stick and my Sunday best and went out to the fart Swing, Well gguess wat. I Didnt. (died.) So now You must free my Spirit. If you do not forward this Email to your 10 oldest relatives and Warn them about Young People tthen Kane will Enter the Arena. (Kane is undertakers Big Bro.ther)
Words of wisdom - 1. God bless us all, right in the mouth! 2. A pear is a failed apple 3. This year is the two millionth anniversary of sperm 4. Life is a near death experience 5. When will all the rhetorical questions end? 6. Who stole the banana guacamole!?! 7. If you cant beat them, arrange to have them beaten. 8. Bother the weak 9. If it aint broke, break it! 10. Simon says go fuck yourself 11. There are ghosts in my nostrils 12. There are only two places in the world; over here, and over there 13. Aluminum is a jive metal 14. Think off-center 15. Blood is thicker than urine 16. Fuck soccer moms 17. I am repelled by wholesomeness 18. I'd rather be cumming 19. It is impossible to dry one hand 20. Germs live in my hat
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