Steve
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You've tried the best, now I'm here.
Male
27 years old
BOWIE, MARYLAND
United States
Last Login: 8/25/2007
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Steve's Interests
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| General | Paintball, video games, movies, and TV occupy most of my free time. On occassion I've been known to jump out airplanes, despite whether I'm supposed to or not. I've recently been toying with the idea of starting a web-comic, but I can't draw and I'm not funny. However, most web-comics are crudely drawn and make no sense anyways so I should be in good company. | | Music | Old-school funk rocks my socks the most. Followed by vaguely-folkish alterna-rock and other music that most people stopped listening to back in 1993. If you don't like Guns & Roses, Pearl Jam, Sly and the Family Stone, or Tenacious D, then get off my lawn you damn kids! | | Movies | I'm the type that likes to make fun of really bad movies. The worse the better. If you haven't seen "Manos: The Hands of Fate" or "Red Zone Cuba" then you don't know what true pain is. Some of the smarter people out there (read: nerds) might recognize those as part of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 collection. For you, I posit this: Joel was better than Mike and Servo was funnier than Crow. May this debate reach the same fury as Kirk vs. Picard. Of the good movies that I watch, some of my favorites are: Lord of the Rings Trilogy, the Blade trilogy, the X-Men soon-to-be-a-trilogy, the first Matrix (not the trilogy), the Die Hard trilogy, and Rocky I, II, and III, which I guess makes it a trilogy. By the way, I am appaled at the lack of originality in Hollywood today. | | Television | Adult Swim has some of the funniest and most original humor I have ever seen. Aqua Teen Hunger Force consistantly makes me laugh so hard that I've taken to wearing adult diapers to avoid the inevitable "accidents." Sealab 2021 likewise causes involutary bladder loosening. The Simpsons has gotten worse over the years, but it's still better than 90% of the crap on TV. I've recently gotten sucked into Lost. So many well-rounded characters with such interesting backstories draped across a background of mystery and danger and polar bears. It's good, but if the big twist at the end turns out to be that they're trapped on Dinosaur Island I will vomit with disappointment. Reality TV shows are complete wastes of time. If I want to see people fighting over getting a job, criticizing each other's singing ability, or accusing someone of stealing another tribe's food, I'll open my bedroom door and let people yell at me. | | Books | Being an English major, I have to read a lot. That being said, most of the stuff I read hasn't been published since the 18th century. However, when I do get to read for pleasure, I usually pick up something by Michael Criton. I never got into any of the Tom Clancy stuff, although I think I'd like it if I did. I've read "The Da Vinci Code" and really enjoyed it. I now want to be an albino, the book makes it look so cool! | | Heroes | Turkey Club with mustard, wakka wakka wakka. I know, I'm ashamed of myself. |
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Gamers., Game Design and Art, Webcomic Readers and Writers Alliance, Webcomics, Etc., Geeks Unite, Indie Comics, . . . action!
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Steve's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Bowie, Maryland | | Body type: | 6' 0" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | In college | | Occupation: | Student | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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About me:
Less Than Three My web comic ... you've been warned! Now that that's out of the way, some lies about myself. The product of society's hatred for smart-asses, the creature that you are now observing actually started out life as a kind and caring little boy. The forces that twisted his fragile little mind are now under research by the CIA, NSA, and the American Association of Persons with Special Needs. Some suspect voodoo performed by Sasquatch himself, others claim a bizzar conspiracy involving the Ortez Taco-Shell Corporation, but all agree that this individual should be considered highly sarcastic with a clear intent to annoy. If contact should be made with him, wash any affected areas thouroughly with soapy water and a whisper of Mrs. Dash. Contact your local Freemason's Enclave and they will dole out appropriate punishment to one who so richly deserves it.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Someone who can put up with all the bad jokes and lame comments that spew from my tiny, overheated brain.
Sense of humor is a must.
Japanese super-model nymphomanics a definite plus.
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