Music.
Beer.
Girls with excessive tattoos and piercings.
Regular and Super Nintendo.
Beer pong.
Guitars.
Drums.
Keytars.
Pogs.
Music
EVERY TIME I DIE.
MAYLENE AND THE SONS OF DISASTER.
CHIODOS. AS CITIES BURN.
BURY YOUR FUCKING DEAD.
UNEARTH.THE BLED.
HE IS LEGEND.
HORSE THE BAND.
THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN.
FINALE.
NORMA JEAN.
TURBO NEGRO.
DR. TEETH AND THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM.
Movies
Ghostbusters.
Robocop 1 & 2.
Caddyshack.
Dumb and Dumber.
Varisty Blues.
Anchorman.
Wedding Crashers.
Back Door Hussies 3.
Home Alone.
Home Alone 2.
Television
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart.
The Colbert Report.
Family Guy.
ENTOURAGE.
Discovery Health.
Tru TV.
Books
America: The Book.
Nietzsche.
Merriam-Websters Dictionary AND Thesaurus.
Heroes
JORDAN BUCKLEY.
KEITH BUCKLEY.
Jeremy Piven.
Dave Grohl.
Jon Stewart.
About me: My name is Dane Halferty. I'm the full-time party captain.
On a cold dark night back in June of 1985 my mother was stranded in the frozen outskirts of Alaska from a horrible plane crash. She was the only survivor. As she wandered through the frozen forests of our Canadian friendly state, she knew she was by herself.. but not alone. She could feel the eyes of a predator watch her every move. She began to move faster, feeling the pressure of an animal trace every step. As her feet started taking her as fast as possible she knew she had no chance of escaping. She could feel the breath of a beast at her heels. At a last attempt to escape she leaped off a cliff, tumbling to the bottom of an abandoned Inuit village. She awoke in a hospital in Smithville, Missouri only to find she was inpregnated and left carrying a baby boy. Teeth marks were found on her neck.. only leaving one possible explaination for the child.. she was bitten by the party animal.
I am the bastard child of a raging party animal. Everyone pray to god we don't have a full moon tonight..
I am starting a backyard pro-wrestling league and i need you on the roster....if you are interested, study this.... Ring of Honor 3/21/09 1/6 Uploaded by MATER07..
Been amazing! and of course awesome. How are you? I just found the credit card sticker we stole off the door from dicks that night we left the note hahaha
