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| ABOUT YOU |
| What's your name?: | Miles Murphy |
| Ever used any other names?: | Miles "the Bastard" Murphy, Miles "the Skank" Murphy, Wolfgang Scherg, Guy Incognito |
| Do you have any nicknames?: | Not that I know of |
| Where were you born?: | The Moon |
| Where do you live now?: | Seattle |
| When were you born?: | In the morning, I think |
| What is your sign?: | Pisces, baby |
| What is your Chinese zodiac sign?: | El Tigre |
| Are you married/single/divorced/widowed/taken?: | Single |
| Do you have any children?: | Not that I know of... |
| What are your parents names?: | Mike and Dianne |
| Do you have any siblings?: | Yes, 1 younger sister |
| Are you closer to your Mom or Dad?: | Neither |
| Are your parents still together?: | Yes |
| What kind of home do you live in?: | Apartment |
| What are your living arrangements?: | Kind of messy |
| Do you have any pets?: | No, but I want a cat |
| Do you collect anything?: | Vintage clothes |
| What do you do for a living?: | Write depressed novels |
| How much money do you make in a year?: | All the pennies I find on the ground times 1 |
| What kind of vehicle do you drive?: | 2005 Scion TC |
| What color is your bedroom flooring?: | Tan? |
| How big is your bed?: | Full |
| Do you sleep with any one/thing in the bed with you?: | Hopefully a blonde girl, but otherwise... no |
| Do you like thunderstorms?: | Yes |
| Do you know how to swim?: | Yes |
| Do you know CPR?: | I'm sure I could fake it |
| Would you rather fly, take a bus, take a train, or drive on a trip?: | Train, but flying would be more practical |
| When did you graduate from high school?: | 2007 |
| What high school did you graduate from?: | Tahoma!!! |
| Do you sing in the shower?: | No |
| Do you read on the toilet?: | Haha |
| YOUR FAVORITES |
| Color?: | Dark green |
| Food?: | Pizza |
| Restaurant?: | The Golden Phoenix |
| Season?: | Winter |
| Holiday?: | Christmas |
| Animal?: | Cat |
| Clothing item?: | Coats |
| Scent?: | Ralph Lauren perfume |
| Shampoo?: | Pantene Pro-V |
| Non-alcoholic beverage?: | There are non-alcoholic beverages? |
| Alcoholic beverage?: | Rum & Coke |
| Store to shop in?: | Rugby |
| Author?: | Nabakov |
| Actor/actress?: | Sara Paxton |
| Movie?: | Cruel Intentions |
| Book?: | Les Liasions Dangereuses |
| Director?: | Stanley Kubrik |
| Musical artist or group?: | Britney Spears |
| Song?: | ...Baby, One More Time |
| Music genre?: | Baroque pop |
| Ideal vehicle?: | Hitler's limousine |
| Sport to watch?: | Cheer |
| Sports team?: | Seahawks |
| Sport to play?: | Track |
| TV show?: | The O.C. |
| Card game?: | King's cup |
| Board game?: | Stratego |
| HAVE YOU EVER... |
| Been arrested?: | Yes |
| Been in jail?: | No |
| Stolen anything?: | Yes |
| Cheated on someone?: | Not really |
| Lied to a friend?: | Probably |
| Lied to a relative?: | Oh yeah |
| Lied to someone you were in a relationship with?: | Maybe an innocent lie or two |
| Killed anything?: | Nothing bigger than an insect |
| Hit an animal with your vehicle?: | Nope |
| Called out of work for no reason?: | No |
| Skipped school?: | Yes |
| Gone bungeee jumping?: | No |
| Gotten a tattoo?: | Yes |
| Gotten a piercing?: | No |
| Been in a fight?: | Yes |
| Lost a fight?: | I still maintain I didn't loose |
| Done any gambling?: | Not really |
| Cheated at a game you were playing?: | No, I've never had to |
| Pretended something was worse than it was for sympathy?: | Yes |
| Made a prank phone call?: | Yes, but not since I was like 8 |
| Been drunk?: | Oh yeah |
| Been drunk enough to puke?: | Yep |
| Puked on someone?: | No |
| Peed your pants since being an adult?: | Haha, no! |
| Fainted or passed out?: | Passed out |
| Seen a dead body?: | |
| Seen someone die?: | |
| Been in love?: | Yes |
| Been married?: | um... |
| Loved someone you couldn't tell?: | Yes |
| Fallen for a friend?: | No |
| Had sex with someone you were not in a relationship with?: | Technically, yes |
| Been the person someone cheated on someone else with?: | Yes |
| Dumped someone?: | Kind of |
| Been dumped?: | Yes |
| Lost someone you loved?: | Yes |
| Cried because your heart was broken?: | Yes, constantly |
| Loved someone so much it made you cry?: | Yes, damn you! |
| Done something illegal or immoral?: | Yes |
| Been high?: | ... |
| Bought drugs?: | Lousy healthcare co-pay |
| Sold drugs?: | No |
| Broken something when you were angry?: | Yes |
| Punched an inanimate object in anger?: | Yes |
| Lied about yor age?: | No... ;) |
| Had your license suspended or revoked?: | Not yet |
| Been in a car accident?: | Yes |
| Gotten a ticket?: | Nope |
| Given a gift "just because"?: | Yes! I love giving people presents! |
| Forgotten someone's birthday or your own anniversary?: | Probably, but never anybody I was in a relationship with |
| Bounced a check?: | Not yet |
| Had an overdrawn bank account?: | Yes |
| Kissed someone of the same sex?: | No |
| ABOUT YOUR PERFECT SIGNIFICANT OTHER |
| Age range?: | Around my age |
| Height?: | Shorter than me |
| Build?: | Thin |
| Hair color?: | Blonde |
| Hair style?: | Long and straight, maybe sausage curls for special occassions |
| Eye color?: | Blue, bright, dazzling, sapphire blue! |
| MORE ABOUT YOU |
| Religious preference?: | Me? I'm a pirate. |
| Political affiliation?: | None |
| Ever worn glasses, contacts, or braces?: | I had braces back in the day |
| Describe yourself in 4 words:: | Depressingly Handsome Self-Mourner |
| Describe your perfect mate in 4 words:: | Gorgeous, Devoted, Sexually Generous |
| Name 4 places you have lived:: | MV, Kent, County Fermanaugh, Seattle |
| Name four occupations you have had:: | Model, Watch Salesman, Ass. Manager, Paper Writer |
| If you could have 3 wishes, what would they be?: | A tiger, a castle, and Sara Paxton |
| Do you miss someone right now?: | Yes |
| Do you have a crush on someone right now?: | Yes |
| What shoes did you wear today?: | Riding boots, brown |
| What are you wearing right now?: | Socks, jeans, depression shirt, and depression norwegian sweater |
| What time is it right now?: | 00:20 |
| IF you could vacation any 2 places in the world, where would they be?: | Cabo, and maybe Sweden |
| Name 4 things you'd rather be doing right now?: | Sleeping, drinking, having wild sex, or filling out more surveys |
| When was the last time you wrote someone a letter and who was it?: | I wrote Olivia a letter on Feb. 11 |
| Who was the last person to write you a letter?: | Olivia |
| Who was the last person you got an email from?: | Badhand |
| Who was the last person you sent an email to?: | Todd? |
| Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?: | My mom |
| Who was the last person you kissed?: | A girl whose name will not be released without express oral permission |
| Who was the last person you hugged?: | Olivia |
| Who was the last person you said "I Love You" to?: | Olivia |
| Name 4 places you have been on vacation:: | Hawaii, Vancouver, Canon Beach, Disneyland! |
| Name your 5 best friends:: | James, Todd, Mike, Jason, Christina |
| THIS OR THAT |
| Coke or Pepsi?: | Coke |
| Mickey D's or BK?: | BK |
| Chinese or Mexican?: | Chinese food |
| Cats or Dogs?: | Cats |
| Fish or Birds?: | Birds, fish are sooo boring |
| Reptiles or Amphibians?: | Amphibians |
| Early Bird or Night Owl?: | Night Owl |
| Winter or Summer?: | Winter |
| Spring Break or Christmas Vacation?: | Spring Break!!! |
| Hambuger or Cheeseburger?: | Cheeseburger, is that even a question? |
| Chocolate or Vanilla?: | Both |
| A LITTLE MORE ABOUT YOURSELF |
| What are you afraid of?: | The police, dogs that weigh more than me, drug lords |
| What is your mood right now?: | Terrible |
| Name 4 things you like to do for fun:: | Flirt, shoot blanks, have wild sex, and fill out surveys |
| Ever been skinny dipping?: | Yes |
| Do you smoke?: | Not really |
| Do you drink?: | Oh yeah |
| Do you believe in love at first sight?: | Kind of |
| Would you rather have 10 aquaintances or 2 close friends?: | 2 close friends |
| If you had a child today, what would you name it?: | I'd name it Joanna, if it was a girl and the baby's mama let me |
| Do you know the words to The Star Spangled Banner?: | Sure, most of it, at least |
| Do you like fire?: | Sure, but not in a psychotic way |
| Are you afraid to die?: | Nope, come and get me fuckers! |
| Do you believe in Heaven and Hell?: | No |
| Do you own a cell phone?: | Yes |
| Name 4 websites you visit every time you get on a computer:: | myspace, facebook, ebay, and yahoo! |
| Where is your computer?: | In my lap |
| What are you listening to right now?: | The sound of traffic |
| What is the last CD you got?: | I think it was Snow Patrol |
| What is the last gift someone gave you?: | Flowers, from Olivia |
| What is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?: | In bed? Hehe... |
| How would your friends describe you?: | That womanizing bastard, maybe? Ask them. |
| When was the last time you cried?: | Today |
| What was the last thing you ate?: | Pizza and candy |
| Do you prefer mini blinds, shades, or drapes?: | Drapes, that's a lame question. |
| Do you have any pets?: | I have a cat and dog at home, but not here |
| When was the last time you moved?: | January |
| Do you get along with your neighbors?: | I've never even seen my neighbors. |
| Are you friends with any of your exes?: | No |
| Do you get along better with guys or girls?: | I think I get along better with girls |
| How do you want to die?: | Happy |
| Do you bathe daily?: | Usually |
| Do you prefer baths or showers?: | Showers, unless it's a sexy bath |
| What is your favorite sleeping position?: | Spooning |
| Would you prefer to sleep in a warm room or a cold room?: | Medium, I like to use the blankets |
| Who was the last person who drove you somewhere?: | Wow, um, I guess my parents when we went to that basketball game |
| Where was the last palce you drove to?: | The Village |
| When was the last time you took a "road trip"?: | A couple of weekends ago |
| How many DVDs do you own?: | A few |
| How many CDs do you own?: | Not that many |
| What is your favorite radio station?: | C89.5, Seattle's hottest music |
| What is your favorite cologne or perfume on someone else?: | I loved Olivia's perfume |
| What is your favorite cologne or perfume?: | Olivia's |
| What is your least favorite smell?: | The bathrooms at reenactments! |
| ABOUT DATING |
| Is it okay for a girl to ask a guy out or should the guy always ask?: | I think it's hot when girls ask guys out. |
| Do you think the guy should always pay on the first date?: | He should at least try. |
| Where would you go on an ideal date with someone?: | A nice restaurant and then an evening stroll |
| Do you like public displays of affection?: | Not anything beyond hand-holding |
| Would you rahter go to a theater or cuddle on the couch and watch a DVD?: | Couch |
| Do you know what the "door lock" test is?: | I can guess, but I've never heard of it until just now |
| When was the last time someone hit on you?: | Saturday |
| Are you a flirt?: | Maybee a little... |
| MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS |
| What was the last thing you bought?: | Vodka |
| When was the last time you stayed awake for over 24 hours?: | Back during the October Horror |
| What is the last movie you watched?: | Independence Day |
| What is the last movie you saw in a theater?: | V for Vendetta |
| Did you get anything in the mail today?: | Nope, it's Sunday |
| Do you have myspace?: | Duh |
| What was the last comment you got on your myspace?: | It was from Melissa. |
| What was the last comment you put on someone's myspace?: | I don't know. |
| If you could have any job in the world what would it be?: | Hugh Hefner |
| If yo could only have one food for the rest of your life what would it be?: | Pizza |
| What would you do with a million dollars?: | Probably waste it on some girl who didn't appreciate me |
| Have you ever been in the hospital?: | Yes |
| What is your least favorite food?: | Cauliflower!!! Most disgusting thing ever. |
| Tell me something I may not know about you?: | I've never been to Mexico |
| In the last week, has anyone told you a secret?: | Probably not |
| Are you straight, gay, or bi?: | Straight, thanks. |
| Have you ever dyed your hair?: | No |
| What were you doing for a living 9 years ago?: | Let's see, I was 12, so, NOTHING |
| Who were you with 9 years ago?: | Nobody |
| Have you gained or lost weight since high school?: | Exactly the same |
| What was your favorite subject in high school?: | I liked Intermediate Marketing |
| Were you in any clubs/sports/activities in high school?: | Track, and DI |
| What is your favorite number?: | 27 |
| Do you have any lucky charms?: | Mr. Bayonet |
| Are you superstitious?: | Kind of, but not like in the old days |
| Do you believe in ghosts?: | Yes |
| What do you think of psychics?: | Not for me, although I have had my palm read |
| Are you picky about grammar or spelling?: | I am a grammar nazi hardcore |
| How many keys on your key chain?: | A lot, far too many. |
| How many rings until you answer the phone?: | I usually pick up as soon as I can |
| What is your favorite ice cream flavor?: | Triple Caramel Chunk and Phish Food |
| When did you lose your virginity?: | 17 |
| Who was the last relative you talked to?: | My mom |
| Have you ever aced an exam?: | Hardcore |
| What is your most used catch phrase?: | "You are ridiculous." |
| What's the best pick-up line you've ever heard?: | That dress looks great on you, but I think it would look even better all crumpled up on my bedroom floor. |
| What is the best compliment you have ever heard or received?: | You're so perfect. |
| Do you think you are attractive?: | Evidence suggests I am |
| Would you rather take a picture or be in a picture?: | I like taking pictures and being in them at the same time |
| Number of things in your past that you regret:: | 1: Falling in love |
| What is the craziest thing you have ever done?: | Fell in love |
| Do you have any bad habits?: | If I open a box of cookies, I will eat all the cookies in one sitting. |
| Do you have any psychological impairments?: | I'm kind of impulsive and maybe a little dyslexic, although that has not been diagnosed |
| Are you taking any prescription medications?: | No |
| How long did it take you to complete this survey?: | Dang, like 45 minutes. |
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