The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd (1991) Law and Order - "Aria" (1991) The Daily Show (1996 - present) Homicide: Life on the Street - "Deception" (1997) Mad About You - "Le Sex Show" (1997) Comedy Central Presents: Lewis Black (2000/2002/2004) Lewis Black: Taxed Beyond Belief (2002) The Brak Show - "Braklet, Prince of Spaceland" (2003) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit - "Obscene" (2004) Lewis Black: Black on Broadway (HBO)(2004) Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century - "A Lame Duck Mind" (2005) Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law - "Sebben and Sebben Employee Orientation" (2005) The Happy Elf (2005) Lewis Black:Red, White and Screwed (HBO) (2006) InnerVIEWS - Houston PBS (2006) "My Gym Partner's a Monkey"(Cartoon Network)(2007)
Films
Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) Jacobs Ladder (1990) The Hard Way (1991) The Night We Never Met (1993) Joey Breaker (1993) Sidesplitters: The Burt and Dick Story (2000) Dependable People (2001) American Dummy (2002) The Gynecologists (2003) The Aristocrats (2005) East Broadway (2006) Accepted (2006) Man of the Year (2006) Farce of the Penguins (2006) Unaccompanied Minors (2006) Stark Raving Black (2009)
Albums
White Album (Stand Up! Records - 2000)
Revolver (Stand Up! Records - 2002)
End of the Universe (Stand Up! Records - 2002)
Rules of Enragement (Comedy Central Records - 2003)
Luther Burbank Perf. Arts Center Blues (Comedy Central Records - 2005)
The Carnegie Hall Performance (Comedy Central Records - 2006)
sometimez they ask me 'sheriff drovez, vvhatya call da bar-fightz?' ... I vsvally scratch my head and tell demn 'ya ever seen a Cvsack dog-fight? itza same thing'
So I'm 51 years old and I want to dress up on Halloween - Lewis says I'm stealing the kids' holiday. I say, Screw You. The government is taking all of the money that my kids aren't taking from me with their college tuition, extra tutoring lessons because the public school system I'm paying for can't teach them math - except how many ounces of pot makes up a correct baggie. My 401(k) plan is still in the toilet though I've been religiously been saving for my retirement which I estimate I will be able to do by the time i"m 90 - unemployment is 10%, I've got diabetes so its not like I'm eating the kids' candy anyway. Diabetes for a guy who doesn't drink, smoke, or has ever been overweight - who did nothing but watch after his *&*#&&(*& health!!!!! For what!!! Now my doctor says that the circulation problems I have could lead to them amputating my left foot - which would make me the perfect pirate. Social Security is going to be a memory by the time I retire even though I've been working and paying into it since I was 12 &*#$*(_ing years old. And you are telling me that I can't dress up on Halloween if I want to? Well, FU Lewis and by the way Vince Gill is a lot better looking than you and a hell of a lot funnier - well, I was lying about the last part, but come back here next year and tell me that I should leave Halloween to kids and I'll kick your ass provided I still have two feet by then!!!! I hope every adult in Biloxi dresses up tonight in costume tonight - and what would be better would be if they all dressed like Vince Gill.
HAPPY HALLOWEEEEN!!!
