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Alexis Marshall
Alexis Marshall I got a pulse...WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Female
23 years old
Detroit, Michigan
United States



Last Login: 12/20/2009
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    Grand Theft Coffee Table's Interests
GeneralReading, writing, anime, manga, bettering myself
Music3 Doors Down, A Perfect Circle,And One,Apocalyptica, Apotheosis, Arch Enemy,Avenged Sevenfold, Aural Vampire, Carfax Abbey, Celldweller, Christina Aguilera, Collingwood13,Combichrist, Cradle of Filth,Das Ich,Dead Sexy,Disturbed,Dr. Demento, E Nomine, Earshot,Eisbrecher,Emilie Autumn,Enigma,Enya, Evanescence,Faith Hill,Flyleaf,Front 242,Godhead,HIM, Inkubus Sukkubus,Joachim Witt,Killswitch Engage,Kittie, KMFDM,Korn,Lacuna Coil,Linkin Park,London After Midnight, Lone Star,Lux Aeterna,Macabre,Marilyn Manson,Metallica, Nine Inch Nails,Nirvana,No Doubt,Ofra Haza, Ozzy,Pink,Porcelain and the Tramps,Rammstein, Razorblade Kisses,Rob Zombie,Seether,Snake River Conspiracy,Staind,TATU,This Mortal Coil,Type O Negative, Virgins O.R Pigeons,VNV Nation,Within Temptation, Wumpscut,Zombie Girl,
MoviesTranformers, X-MEN, X2, X-MEN The Last Stand, 300, White Chicks, Mr and Mrs Smith, John Tucker Must Die, Resident Evil, Resident Evil Apocalypse, Resident Evil Extinction, Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek the Third, The Lion King, Lion King 2 Simba's Pride, Quest for Camelot, Slayers the Movie, Princess Minerva, Pirates of the Caribbean Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Caribbean The Dead Man's Chest, Pirates of the Caribbean At World's End, Little Man, Lady and The Tramp, Nightmare Before Christmas, American Pie, American Pie 2, American Wedding, Road Trip, Freddie Got Fingered, Aqua Teen Hunger Force The Movie, Norbit, The Hitcher, Pan's Labyrinth, The Craft, Stigmata, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Jumanji, Godzilla, Princess Diaries, Kill Bill, Batman and Robin, Batman Forver, Superman 2, Superman Returns, Alien Resurrection, Never Ending Story
TelevisionDragon Ball Z, Sailor Moon, Cardcaptor Sakura, Pokemon, Shaman King, Naruto, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead, That 70's Show, Ren and Stimpy, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Johnny Bravo, Cow and Chicken, Dexter's Laboratory, Powerpuff Girls, The Emperor's New School, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Xena The Warrior Princess, Angel, Hercules The Legendary Journeys, Krypto Superdog, Inuyasha, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Charmed
BooksThe Bible, Dracula, Frankenstein, Stranger With My Face, The Circle Trilogy, Anita Blake series, Angel's Fall,
HeroesJesus Christ, Edgar Allen Poe, Mary Shelley, Bram Stoker, Vlad the Impaler. Other heroes just these ones.... Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketMy Cherish, she was the sweetest, most delightful girl to be around. She helped me with many issues and it was just a shame I could not help her with hers. R.I.P Purple Unicorn, your Charlie misses you. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Anarosa. She's the best friend a psycho like me could ever hope to have. She's the one who taught me it was okay to smile and not to be such a big grey storm cloud all the time. She also talked me out of doing something major league stupid.^__^

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketMy Jenbo, I've know her for eight years. How she dealt with me for that long, I'll never know. She took me in when mommy dearest through me out and helped me out when I was all upset over someone as unimportant as sink mold. She knows me so well its frightening.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Samina, even though she's miles away she manages to calm me down faster than most which is no small order. How she does it? No one knows. She's one of the most awesome people you could ever hope to meet. ^.^ Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Nina, God what can I say about her besides she's fucking awesome. Aside from Samina, she's the only other person who can keep me normal... well, not normal but the way I usually am when I'm not spazzing out. On top of that, she's hilarious. No one else makes me laugh as much as she does. ^_^ Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Ronald... I love this guy even though he's a major pain in the butt at times, but with his energy you can't help but love him. Though he usually needs a smack upside the head at times. ^_~ I still love you, Ron.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Jess, my Lolita, wise beyond her years. She's one of the smartest people I know. Gives the best advice ever. I mean, I'm hard-headed and stubborn and yet aside from a few others, I actually listen to her. See, that let's you know exactly how smart she is. And she's awesome, if you couldn't already tell.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Kimbo. She taught me that its okay to be loud and to let my prescence be known... and if anyone knows how to be loud its her. ^_^ And she's always there for me... always ready to give advice... whether I want it or not, but she's always there. Love you to pieces, Kimbo. ^.^

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Raine, cool beyond reason. She's sweet, she's funny, again I listen to her advice (again, I'm a stubborn mule here, so when I listen to someone's advice, that means its wise you listen to them as well) She's also one of the most compassionate people I know, and so nice that its almost scary. I love you Raine, you're the best.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket And Ashe... what to say about him? He's the coolest. He gives advice that I actually take on occasions (that should tell you something right there) He listens to my petty problems involving stupid guys and all of their pnis drama and of course, he's the only one who trades Juggernaut quotes with me. He's my Juggernaut, bitches and I love him to death. ^_^ And OMG, look at the headband, he's a Narutard like me!

     Grand Theft Coffee Table's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Highland Park
Body type:5' 7" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Student

   Grand Theft Coffee Table's Schools
Oakland Community College
Bloomfield Hills,MI
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Liberal Arts
Minor: Art
Clubs: Gamers Association
 
Current Courses:

2008 to Present
Wayne State University
Detroit, MI
Graduated: N/A
Degree: none
Clubs: FMLA, Students for Choice
 
Current Courses:

2005 to 2008
Southwestern High School
Detroit, MI
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: FIRST Robotics
 

2001 to 2005

   Grand Theft Coffee Table's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Novelist
I'm currently working a series which falls into the horror/fantasy variety

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Ridgewood Cafe
Farminton Hills, MI US
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About me:
Well, let's see. What to say about me? The name's Alexis, I currently reside in Sewer Drain... I mean Detroit MI. Yes, I hate it here and I can't wait to get the hell out. But, while I'm stuck in puke bucket... I mean, Detroit, I'm attending school for Interior Design. Although, I'm sure I may change my mind with that as well. I'm not entirely sure what I want since I've never had the chance to really think about it before. I thought I wanted to help people but... nope, not really. Okay, I lie, yes I want to help people but I'm not out trying to be some twenty-first century crusader or something. I have my own life too.

I'm generally a very quiet person. I never really say anything for two reasons: I'm shy and I don't wnat to seem like a burden. But, once you get past that, I'm a goof ball who does odd things at odd moments. Also, I love music, all kinds of music... except for Gospel and Country... howver I make exceptions for Faith Hill, Leanne Rhimes and Lone Star. My favorite genre of music would have to be metal, as well as Gothic. If I'm not being weird then I'm listening to music. It's my love. One of my love's atleast, my others include reading, writing, watching anime, supernatural shows and crude cartoons. I'm a huge geek and I'm proud of it. ^.^ I'm also a big kid, it's not odd to find me sitting on the living room floor, in my pajamas with a bowl of cereal watching saturday morning cartoons. They're not as great as they used to be when I was a kid, but they're funny enough.

Now, want to know what I hate? Narrow-minded idiots. I can't stand people who believe that you have to be a certain way to belong to a certain group. If you think that I have to listen to certain music, be a certain way, and such then buzz off. I do what I do, wear what I wear, and like what I like. I make no apologies for it. And if you're one of those then take off, and not just in the arena of style. Racist, sexist, homophobic bastards need not even apply. So save me the time and turn around now. Now, are we clear? Good, if you're not any of the above crap I just stated then of course we can be friends. ^.^ But one other thing... I understand people have different tastes and all but I ask you this one thing:
DON'T SPEAK IN EBONICS TO ME!!! I HATE THAT SHIT! IT IS SO ANNOYING! MUST WE FURTHER HACK UP THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!?!
So, do not send me a message saying "Wut it do, shortie?" or some such shit. I won't answer you. I don't care how "hawt" or "damn sexy" you think I am. And don't send me messages about my looks and nothing else. It just shows what a fucking loser you are. If you're going to talk to me, please have something else to say aside from how cute you think I am. It's flattering, but not when it comes from an idiot.

I'm also very liberial. I firmly believe in pro-choice and that it's a woman's choice wheter or not she wishes to have an abortion. Do you think I'm an evil, pro-death bitch now?

No? Cool. Then we can be friends.

Yes, you think I'm a pro-death bitch? Like I give a flying fuck! Go take your dead fetus posters and shove them up your ass for all I care. Like I said, I make no apologies for my views. Actually, no, I take that back. I am sorry. I'm sorry you're such a fucking closed-minded, right-wing douchebag and that I was unfortunate enough to cursed with your presence!


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Who I'd like to meet:
Jesus Christ and anyone worth meeting... meaning people who don't suck and aren't narrow-minded.

   


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Dec 4 2009 1:17 AM

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Oct 27 2009 4:39 PM

It HAS been forever!!!
How the heck are ya?!
I'm hardly on MySpace these days, but I periodically check in.;)

I promise to try to do so more often!
I hope you're well!
UPDATE ME!!!
Ang.ie

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Aug 17 2009 2:10 AM

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How have you been?
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Jul 9 2009 6:02 PM

My internet died when we were talking. If I don't get a chance to talk to you again today, well make sure to have a great day :-)
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Jeff Wolka



Jul 9 2009 5:33 PM

How are you doing on this fine summer day?
I am just relaxing before I go to class. Also, I do not work tomorrow! lol For once I have a Friday off! ;-)
JeFF (The Watcher's Eye)

Jeff Wolka



Jul 9 2009 5:13 PM

I am doing good. I love the Lonely Island! My other favorite songs from them are Space Olympics and Boombox.

Samina Spookiness

Samina Spookiness



Jul 9 2009 3:29 PM

I'm trying to keep my head above water.  I moved back to St. Louis to try and get things set up so Dhust can follow, but we've had a rotten string of luck with that.  I'm hoping things will get better soon.

I was supposed to start school in the fall too, not sure if that's going to happen or not... things are getting weirder and weirder lately.
Amanda

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May 17 2009 3:22 AM

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Samina Spookiness

Samina Spookiness



May 15 2009 7:04 PM

Not as bad, but it is pretty close.

I'm supposed to be taking classes once things even out and I get a job, but the way things are going I'm starting to doubt that.
Samina Spookiness

Samina Spookiness



May 15 2009 5:22 PM

I'm doing alright, suffering the monthly curse right now. Gotta love that part of being a woman, right? -_-

I'm currently unemployed and looking for a new job, it's hard as balls though. If I haven't heard anything by Monday I'll start looking again.
The Iron Hero

The Iron Hero



May 13 2009 1:05 AM

auto repair and welding :)
The Iron Hero

The Iron Hero



May 12 2009 11:22 PM

Been doing good. I dropped out of the university. I'm going to do some vocational programs then maybe join the peace corps.
lainy

lainy



Apr 29 2009 11:39 PM

Boo hiss
Finals haven't allowed me to be creative.

I'm glad you liked the chapter!
It's almost done!
I really can't wait.

I wanna focus on something else loll
But I will miss it
The Iron Hero

The Iron Hero



Apr 24 2009 2:44 AM

You're fucking awesome! Just thought I'd share that with you :)
lainy

lainy



Apr 22 2009 7:48 PM

HeyY! What's up??
Sooo I haven't been online in ages...
Finals are approaching and all my projects are due.
Yuck.
How goes the writing and all that??
Jen

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Samina Spookiness

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Mar 6 2009 5:54 PM

Good, because while I don't remember what he did exactly to get the title of #2, I do remember that I will murder you for even thinking of it.
Samina Spookiness

Samina Spookiness



Mar 5 2009 6:04 PM

Okay, cause the last time I talked to you, #2 had been mentioned.

Jesus I'm out of the loop.
Samina Spookiness

Samina Spookiness



Mar 5 2009 2:58 PM

Wait, douchebag #2?
Samina Spookiness

Samina Spookiness



Mar 5 2009 12:59 AM

Moar boy troubles?
Samina Spookiness

Samina Spookiness



Mar 4 2009 5:20 PM

Sorry, I've been exhausted lately and haven't really been up to talking. I saw you had called but I haven't been in the right frame of mind to talk for long periods of time lately.


How're you doin' honey?
Sir Thunder: Big Rock Frontman

Sir Thunder: Big Rock Frontman



Feb 17 2009 9:11 AM

Hey. I'm doing fine for the most part. Just focusing on school and music. What are you up to? Hopefully everything's good. Take care.
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