Parsnip St. James (Vocals, Tambourine)
T. Mart Beasely (Guitar)
Pancho Jorgenson (Drums)
Toby Dugan (Keyboard, Guitar)
Skip Sanderson (Bass)
Plush Dancing Letter Mascot Squad (Team Captain - Willy Stedenko)
Influences
Musically: Quilted Northern, early Hawthorne Heights, Steel Train, Soundtrack to "American Pie 2," Scissorfight, Billy Ray Cyrus, Taylor Dayne, Black Eyed Peas, Brooke Hogan, Arch Enemy, Tall Ships in a Sea of Loneliness, Clay Aiken.
Sounds Like
THE AUTHORITY ON MALL EMO: The voice of Little Orphan Annie scrappin' it out in a dark back alleyway with Cyndi Lauper-n-then busting out a You-Got-Served style dance off with (the effing perfect pop songwrite-ery of) the Soundtrack to Josie and the Pussycats (Best Record of 2002.)
Throw in some sick Simple Plan/Archers of Loaf mix-up riffery-n-some 12th wave eem keyboards-n-yr totes ready to jam with The Scam.
Jus' Sayin.
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Since August 2004, Ley Royal Scam has been forced to rehearse in the kitchen of T. Marts double-wide trailer in Honeybrook, PA (at the corner of Barnaby Junction and Treatment Plant Road) due to complex extenuating circumstances surrounding his recent house arrest (assault and battery, shoplifting, oustanding parking violations, pulling tag
off mattress.)
Ginny commutes each week from her parent's house in Keyport, New Jersey.
They record their profesh pop-tunery in T. Marts bathroom, where Mr. Whisker's litter box in the bathtub has been known to make Ginny repeatedly barf in her own hand, and where, due to the endlessly fascinating results of Nuendo pitch corrector, everyone staunchly refuses to make recognition of her wildy tone deaf style.
GKB and T. Mart incessantly lock boobs over lyrical content, seeing as her garbagey independento personality gets sorely in the way of the previously structured Ley Royal Scam master/servant musical paradigm. T. Marts glass eye goes wiley wif fury when they battle; often times resulting in it falling out and rolling away. It is at these times that Ginny dashes off and hides underneath the trailer hitch.
Ginny, a raging hypochondriac, who constantly complains of ailing health and physical exhaustion, is also the founding Presidentress of the 212-216 Imaginary Linguistics Junior Wordsmiths, and somewhat diligently works the sewing line at Sweet Face Fashion Corp - the factory behind J. Lo's clothing company, where she just received a controversial demotion fer fraternizing wif the Senior Executive In Charge of Global Promotion.
T. Mart stuffs envelopes for 228 doughlers and 46 cents a week from home, natch.
Ley Royal Scam would like to cordially thank Outback Steak House and Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.
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Hey Teets! Remember me? One of your crazy Breck buddies? Just saying hi, hope you're doing great and coming to visit real soon! Love the CD, by the way (well, what I've heard, because I've only heard Red's)!
im getting at the airport at like 12:00 ...on friday and i did request you as my counselor....how could i not...im so pumped!!ily<3 cant wait to see you!!!♥
TEETER!! idk if you remember me but how could you??? duh!! but anyways<3 i was wondering if you were goin back to HCSC this year!! i hope but if not thats alright!! ily♥
