One bright Sunday morning Cindy and Mark took their eight year old son, Johnny, to church. They sat right in the front so Johnny could get all the benefits from church. But as we know eight year old boys do not like church at all. Especially little Johnny. Halfway through the pastor's sermon Johnny fell asleep. The pastor noticed this, and it was distracting him from preaching. He decided to go over to Johnny and ask him a question about God. "Son, do you know who created all the heavens and earth?"
His mother, Cindy, who did not want to be embarrassed by her son falling asleep, suck a pin in her son's right butt cheek. "GOD!!!!" Cried little Johnny. "Very good," the pastor replied. For he could not say it was wrong. And he continued on.
But a short while later, Johnny fell asleep again. The pastor once again noticed this and decided to ask another question "Who was Mary and Joseph's son?" The pastor asked.
Johnny's dad, Mark, did not want to be embarrassed either, so he stuck a pin in his son's left butt cheek. "JESUS CHRIST!!!!" Yelled Johnny. And once again the pastor replied "Very good."
Near the end of the church service, Johnny could not control himself and fell asleep again. For the last time, the pastor decided to embarrass him and ask a very hard question. "What did Eve say to Adam on the morning when they woke up on the first day?"
But before Johnny's parents could do anything Johnny shouted "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO TAKE IT AND BREAK IT IN HALF!"
This girl is my best friend in the entire world. She's amazing, kind, funny as hell, and other qualities that don't have words. I wish we had a video camera for all the stuff we did together. There are a couple memories that really stick out when I think of her. One is one night that we took a random drive over to Lincoln. We had no idea where we were going until we got there lol. I miss her so much, and her family as well. They took really good care of me, and I love them with my whole heart. Tanya is more of a sister to me than anything else, and she will always be in my heart. I LOVE YOU!!!
These guys are my heroes.
♥ Optimus Prime, Ironhide, Bumblebee, Ratchet, and Jazz ♥
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♥ I'm 19 years old.
♥ I'm in the Air Force. A1C Noche =]
♥ My first duty station is Ramstein Air Base, Germany. I'm hella excited!
♥ I love my friends to death. I have quite a few of them if you haven't noticed already =]
♥ I listen to pretty much every type of music. It's my life. Rock/Metal/Alternative is my favorite. =]
♥ I love California. It's my home state through and through.
♥ I love smiling. I do it all the time.
♥ Technology is amazing. Hence the reason why I joined the Air Force. I love it.
♥ Yes on 8. Yay for Obama! =]
♥ I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T.
♥ I don't need guys in my life to be successful. Stick THAT in your juice box and SUCK IT! =]
Who I'd like to meet:
♥ Shia Labeouf ♥
♥ Chester Bennington ♥
♥Brittany Michelle Anderson♥
I love this girl. I've known her for almost 3 years. She's been with me through thick and thin. No one loves her as much as I do =] I've always been able to go to her. She doesn't judge. I love you Brittany!!!
and i am sure your liver loves you for that fact :) there is definately a time and place for it for me. While i was traveling in Germany i mainly relaxed and drank beer... it was fun times. Great beer and fun people
yeah chris was talking about going to japan. but drinking potentially could be cheaper than actually traveling... i mean 20 euros for a bottle for multiple people compared to 60-100 euros for a day of traveling each. its a poor mans traveling they are traveling in their minds darlin!
i loved newschwanstein when i went, it started snowing it was gorgeous... and they sell these delicious little home made donut balls halfway up the mountain to it... soooo worth it. i want to go back to germany so bad
pretty good, weather is like 10 in the morning here at 1 in the morning... 67 degrees out. so got anything fun planned for your day of leave? and where are you stationed?
I think I saw your mom at 7 eleven today. I'm not sure because I was in the car, but it looked like her, and it made me think of you. I love you beautiful, and I miss you very much. <33
We are going home tomorrow. All of our flights got cancelled and we have been stuck here for three days. You Dad is flying us commercial from Philly tomoorow afernoon. You Mom is TIRED!. I love you and miss you.
Hey ya im in Bamberg, its by Nuernberg. We have to meet up one weekend. my wife is here with me to so you guys will beable to see eachother again. How long are you stationed here for??
Hi honey...we are at the airport right now. It will be a long wait, but we are in a very comfy lounge that your dad had to pay 140.00 for us to stay in (he wants us to be happy). You dad did leave his bose headphones at the hotel, so he is on the phone with them to see if someone can get them to him (not free of course). geez, the crap continues.....Anyway, we will have your grandma call you when we are getting ready to board the airplane. I love you
