*Laura*

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  • Laura Davidson

  • 28 / Female
  • Richmond, Kentucky, US

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About me:


Let me break it down for you...I will fight you for anything with sugar in it especially if it includes chocolate. I still have a boyz to men poster in my bedroom at my parents house since I was 14. I was almost arrested in Mexico. I love edamame for breakfast. When I was 7, I gave my brother a concussion in our van cargo door because he wouldnt hurry up and get in. I am really good at acting like I am paying attention even when I am trying to figure out the quickest exit from the building. I think every pool is a waste if it doesnt have at least one lane line. Most of my friends will tell you that I am overly obsessed with sarcasm and buying jeans. I have watched all 7 seasons of Buffy. I have too many pets cuz I love the fuss involved. I used to be a diver in high school, but once sliced my ankles open on the diving board. I have a blanket I have slept with since i was 3 and I still sleep with it every night. I constantly have a laptop or computer at my disposal because I am addicted to technology. I dont know a thing about politics even tho I try to pretend like I care. Some how great things happen to me that I dont merit. I drive as little as possible because I hate being in control. I dont trust people that say "everything will work out the way its meant to be". My parents favorite saying is "the world does not revolve around you". I would be screwed if I ever had to acknoledge the fact that shopping is not a sport. If I ever run a marathon or do a triathlon its normally a sign that I am avoiding something else. I used to be able to sleep until 5pm but now I cant make it past 9 in the morning. Donkeys think I am stubborn. I absolutely will do anything to avoid having to pump my own gas. I leave my phone in my car too often. I swallow my gum. Pizza Hut knows my order by heart. I avoid Walmart because I want other stores to flurish from their lack of business. When I am in an airport I will buy at least 5 magizines to read on the plane and end up sitting next to the guy that wont shut up. 5 days in Vegas is detremental to my health. My brother has to call me 6 times for one call back. I learned how to boil an egg when I was 21. If you ever quote a movie from the 90's I will have no idea what you are talking about. When I was 2, I poored vegetable oil on the couch cuz my mom wouldnt get off the phone. I love eating cereal and watching tv. Most of my friends still find it hilarious to say, "Thats what she said". In fifth grade I started a petition against a substitute teacher to get her fired. I have gotten lost in Miami before. If you play against me in beer pong you will secure yourself a victory. My Dad tells me that my personality parallels the phrase "runs with sissors well". There is an 80% chance that I will wreck one day while driving too fast on a curvy road. I am "that girl" wearing the flip flops when it is 7 degrees and snowing outside. I am secretly a kareoke enthusiast while driving. I think that hanging out with drunk masses huddled around bottles of luke-warm beer constitutes a good time. I like to honk the horn at pedestrians that walk in front of my car to see if they will crap their pants. I am the customer that cant order anything off the menu the way it is suppose to come.

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Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Richmond
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 6" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke: No
  • Education: Grad / professional school

Companies

  • EKU

    • Richmond, KY US
    • Programmer/Analyst

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  • Music