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Luke Hanbury
"Silence is golden but duck tape is silver."

Male
35 years old
Lowell, MA
United States



Last Login:8/20/2008
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   Luke Hanbury's Comedian Bio
BioStarted in comedy in Mar of ’04. In 2005, took second runner-up in Portland’s Funniest Professional. On April 27, 2006 won the title of Portland’s Funniest Professional. Hosted and performed all over southern Maine --- Sanford, Bangor, Belfast, Lewiston, Bath, Brunswick, Portsmouth, Portland as well as several benefits and clubs in towns in between. Toward the end of ’06 and into ’07, I began playing at the Comedy Connection in Boston, the Comedy Studio in Cambridge as well as some venues in RI. Moved to Lowell, MA in Dec ’07. I'm playing from Portland to NYC and everywhere in between. Hoping to continue that trend and make some new friends along the way!
InfluencesMitch Hedberg, Jerry Seinfeld, Jonathan Winters, Robin Williams, Dave Attell, Patton Oswalt, George Carlin, Bill Hicks

    Luke Hanbury's Interests
MusicZeppelin Killers Radiohead Beck Beatles Bowie Johnny Cash Doors Everclear Nirvana Aerosmith Paul Simon DMB George Clinton BB King Green Day U2 Neil Young Stripes Gwen Tears For Fears Bon Jovi (yeah, they were an integral part of my childhood, I said it) Sting Depeche Ween STP Nirvana Modest Mouse Stones Floyd Rufus Wainwright Marley Weezer Jane's Tenacious D Sublime Outkast Black Eyed Peas Chili Peppers Smashing Pumpkins Clash Kinks REM Police
MoviesGood Lord... Shawshank, Godfather I & II, Driving Miss Daisy, Tootsie, Philadelphia, Memento, Anchorman, American Beauty, Gladiator, Braveheart, Glory, Blade Runner, Swingers, Donnie Darko, The Man Who Wasn't There, Citizen Kane, Lord of the Rings, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Donnie Brasco, Miller's Crossing, V For Vendetta, Sneakers, The Pianist, Schindler's List, Ravenous, Saving Private Ryan, True Romance, Juno, The Incredibles, Wonderland, Forrest Gump, Blow, Children of Men, High Tension, Batman Begins, Jackie Brown, Usual Suspects, Fight Club, Reservoir Dogs, The Birdcage, American History X, Smokin' Aces, Rounders, Gandhi, American Psycho, Goodfellas, Michael Clayton, Platoon, Shawn of the Dead, Team America, Napoleon Dynamite, Monsters Inc, Office Space, Sin City, This is Spinal Tap, Serpico, Platoon, Crash, Magnolia. I'm forgetting a lot.
Television'Vivor, The Shield, 24 (til last season. yeesh), Hell's Kitchen, Boston Legal, Nip/Tuck, the Office, Lost, the Dog Whisperer, Galactica, SNL, Simpsons, 30 Rock, Family Guy, 60 Minutes, Daily Show, Colbert Report
BooksLately not a whole lot. Scorpion's Gate. Cell. Andrew Jackson. DaVinci Code. Oh and the Dummy's Guide to Backyard Wrestling. See below.


HeroesWho else? My dad. Ernest Hemingway. Single parents. Tenacious D.
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I TOTALLY LOVE THIS... IT'S SIMPLE, BUT STRANGELY ADDICTIVE AND CATCHY. THANKS GO OUT TO JIM LAULETTA FOR TURNING ME ON TO IT. I DON'T KNOW IF THEY QUALIFY AS HEROES, PER SE, BUT I SURE WOULD LIKE TO PARTY WITH THEM!!!



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     Luke Hanbury's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Belfast, ME
Body type:6' 0" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Phone Company Guy/Comedian

   Luke Hanbury's Networking
Nightlife - Entertainment - Go-Go Dancer
And stand up comic
Nightlife - Entertainment - Go-Go Dancer
And stand up comic


   Upcoming Gigs
Aug 30 2008 8:00P
The Comedy Studio Cambridge MA

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PLEASE WATCH THIS...
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BELOW IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN ON YOUTUBE OR ANYWHERE FOR THAT MATTER. THANKS RACHEL AND NATE. WATCH THE WHOLE THING, THE FUNNY JUST KEEPS GOING!!!
Who I'd like to meet:
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And other funny and/or cool people. And pretty girls. And Beau Brooks. That guy's pritty funny.

   Luke Hanbury's Friend Space (Top 32)
Luke Hanbury has 739 friends.
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Luke Hanbury's Friends Comments
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Melinda





Aug 20 2008 1:36 PM

Its been more than 5 days now. No phone call or anything. Maybe you are a manwhore like Beau.
Carrie





Aug 20 2008 11:49 AM

Is it just me or does nobody interact on Facebook? What a bunch of snobs!
Beau





Aug 19 2008 7:51 PM

Yes. See you in October.

(unless I see you first)

I never understood what the hell that meant, by the way.

And yes, send Vicodin.

Thanks!

BB

P.S. Fuck your fucking captchas.
Tracy





Aug 19 2008 6:43 PM

I think this is what Wipperton's captcha means.

Seriously educated xerox servicemen jointly trade shabby unicorns. Then again, mayby not.
whipperton





Aug 19 2008 5:08 PM

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Sexjitsu. Now THAT'S creative. And thought-provoking...hmmmm...
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Aug 19 2008 4:51 PM

Its in my blood luke I cant help it...
whipperton





Aug 19 2008 3:38 PM

Oh jesus. You're one of those captcha people.

I'm gonna have to re-think this whole 'friendship' thing.

Fucking captchas.
whipperton





Aug 19 2008 3:37 PM

Send Vicodin, ASAP!

Please and thank you.
crockpot





Aug 19 2008 5:08 AM

Luke! My better half and I (yes, be concerned B. Brooks is my better half) would love to see when you come to town.

I will contact you soon with contact info. We must go to UCB - Beau's favorite place on earth.
Joa





Aug 18 2008 7:18 PM

I miss ya too.. wish I could've gone to your shows.. I really need to not be so busy so I can laugh w/you!! I always promise to do better but sometimes things are just out of my control!! Hope you time up here was Awesome! How's work?
Tracy





Aug 17 2008 2:30 PM

Family, dulz.
Liz





Aug 17 2008 4:58 AM

Yeah my second revolving... what a F*%$ loser I am...Looking forward to hanging....
Liz





Aug 17 2008 3:55 AM

Yeah... I gotta get away... so if you think u can still go out after the wedding, wait a minute Ryan is getting married? Wow have not seen him in years. Its funny he's gettin hitched...I'm gettin dehitched...life revolves!
Liz





Aug 17 2008 2:54 AM

Gotta drive down to Cumberland Sat the 23 for a bridal shower (yuck!) thinkin bout bookin a room an hanging out... what are u doin?
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Aug 17 2008 2:15 AM

Eh. It was good. Not great. I tried out some new stuff and kind of flubbed up a little, but all in all it was a good set. There were some very stellar comics on that night. I cannot BELIEVE my boyf does not accept friend requests from comics! It's so wrong...
Love you, sweets.
angela





Aug 16 2008 8:13 PM

i'll make this short cuz i don't have much time and i know your 16 letter/number/symbol/latin captcha thing is gonna take all my time and it's hard and stuff. roundin' up a group for sept 23rd at morty's.
it's gonna be fun!!
♥SAMARA♥


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Aug 15 2008 8:42 PM

LMAO NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Tracy





Aug 15 2008 2:23 PM

I told Nance you were related to me.
Tracy





Aug 15 2008 12:20 PM

Sup yo? He ate that cake too.

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Liz





Aug 15 2008 11:02 AM

We need to hang out soon... I need some laughter...and a couple cold ones! or maybe an expensive bottle of Boone's
Melinda