Lee. Umm. ©
As Seen on TV / Rated R / Asian
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I Know My First Name Is Steven
Male
31 years old
North County Inland, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login: 11/9/2009
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Lee. Umm. ©'s Comedian Bio
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| Website | thingsipointat.com | | Influences | Lee Eisenberg, Kevin Smith, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Robin Williams | | Films | Vote Joe (2006) |
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Lee. Umm. ©'s Interests
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| General | Watching TV, sleeping, lacrosse, napping, blinking, arguing, resting, spitting, hanging out with my dog, crying, depression, heisting, leaning, staring | | Music | Manu Chao, Bob Marley, SOJA, JAH ROOTS, Citizen Cope, Ben Harper, A Tribe Called Quest, Clipse | | Movies | Blazing Saddles, Cockgobblers 5, Spaceballs, Dumb and Dumber, Old School, Zoolander, Brazilian Cumguzzlers, Corky Romano, Anchorman, Rudy, Usual Suspects, Scarface, Reservoir Dogs, Anal Asians 19, Little Giants (I love The Icebox), The Sandlot, Saving Private Ryan, anything with Lorenzo Llamas in it. | | Television | Family Guy, The Simpsons, Lost, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Saturday Night Live, The Amazing Race and Survivor, and I hate to admit it, but I never miss an episode of The Real World or Road Rules, anything with Lorenzo Llamas in it | | Books | Lord Of The Flies, 1984, Marley and Me, Lords of Discipline, Cliff's Notes, Yellow Pages, Being Good Looking: The Biography of Lorenzo Llamas | | Heroes | Pat Tillman, Nelson Mandela, my Dad, Lorenzo Llamas
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Stand-up San Diego, San Diego? Fuck YEAH!, Family guy, San Diego House Party Dance Squad, Comedians of MySpace, ROCKSTARS OF COMEDY, VIP!, Comedians Corner, Liam Club
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Lee. Umm. ©'s Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | West Korea | | Body type: | 3' 7" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | Asian | | Religion: | Jewish | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Man About Town | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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Lee. Umm. ©'s Schools
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Syracuse University
Syracuse, NEW YORK
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Major: History
Clubs: 510, Darwins
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2000 to 2002 |
United States Military Academy
West Point, NEW YORK
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Yelling
Clubs: Lacrosse
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1998 to 2000 |
Ward Melville Shs
Setauket, NEW YORK
Graduated: 1973
Student status: Alumni
Major: Sleeping
Clubs: Lacrosse, PACT
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1958 to 2005 |
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Lee. Umm. ©'s Companies
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Eventful Inc,
La Jolla, California US
www.eventful.com
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7/06 - 10/07
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Covario, Inc
San Diego, CA US
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10/07 - Present
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Lee. Umm. ©'s Blurbs |
About me:
You can read my new blog here, Things I Point At.
I think I am necessary, but I dont have a lot of friends, so I guess I suck at life. I am a stand-up comedian/comedy writer/actor. I yell a lot, and sometimes I cry. I find that I am always nervous no matter what.
My hobbies include not writing about my hobbies and making people feel bad about themselves. I also like being a contributor to the most important part of internet, goonies.com.
I am happily engaged to Shannon, despite what my top friends may lead you to believe. I think that farting is more embarrassing than falling down in public. Wait, no, falling down is more embarrassing.
I want to be friends with you. Now.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Jabba The Hutt, Admiral Ackbar, a real live Unicorn, Destro, Cobra Commander, Panthro. I sort of want to run a train on Cheetara, but in a tender, animal loving way. I would also love to meet some hot shirtless hot boys who are hot and hottness.
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