I pledge allegiance to the black flag of the Jolly Roger, and to the Buccaneers, for which it stands… One Brethren… on the Sea… With treasure and booty for all! We will be at 'The Castle' in Muskogee for the next five weekends. Be sure to stop by -Pyrate's Keepe- if you are there!
Top 10 Reasons for being a Caribbean pirate and not a Somali Pirate: (Response to Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Becoming A Somali Pirate)
1. The Rum is better 2. Battle is much more fun with cutlasses & cannon than AK-47's and RPG's 3. Our ships look better than theirs 4. Our garb is better than theirs 5. Our booty looks better than theirs 6. Our wenches and men are hotter than theirs 7. Living and retirement to an island in the Caribbean is a lot better than Africa 8. You don’t get fired on by snipers on the fantail of a US warship 9. Our chances of getting caught and hanged is a lot less than Somali pirates being caught by GPS, air surveillance & radar 10. Did I mention Caribbean Rum is better than in Somalia?
10. Is piracy a recession-proof industry? 9. How am I at ducking sniper fire? 8. Is there enough swash in my buckle? 7. Before committing, should I temp as a pirate? 6. Am I doing this just to get babes? 5. Is there an all-inclusive meal plan? 4. Will I get to meet Johnny Depp? 3. Will I get along with Ross Ohlendorf? (Sorry, that's a question to ask yourself before becoming a Pittsburgh Pirate) 2. Is there more opportunity for advancement in al-Qaida? 1. How's the commute from Jersey?
Th' pleasure in San Pedro be all mine, I will be yer pirate roadie any time so just feel free t' call...uh, so long as th' rum still allows me t' stand ;p
Liberté Sparrow
