M. Tait

About me:

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Yeah, I'm strange - I'm one of those introverted extroverts that pretty much fades into the background in new situations but is the life of the party pretty quickly. Weird, sure.


My biggest thing is I just don't have time for stupid. Yeah, that's barely a sentence, so what - here's the thing, if you aren't smart enough to hold an interesting conversation, I'm not going to waste my time talking about the weather. Bring it, or go away. If I seem sullen and antisocial to you, then guess which side of that fence you're on.

OK, all that aside, I love comedy - I look at situations from all angles and typically pick the funniest.

My name is Tait - you can call me Tate if you'd like as long as you pronounce it the same. If you pronounce it "Tah-Tee" then I won't know you're talking to me. Then you'll be like, "he's ignoring me!" and you'll think you're stupid (see paragraph 1) when in fact, you're mispronouncing my name (which, now that I think about it, might mean that you're stupid). I used to go by "Matthew" since that's actually my name (contradicting the first sentance of this paragraph), but then I had 5 Matts in one class in high school and realized that I wasn't really failing, Matt was. Sheesh. So, after HS, I switched over to Tait and never looked back. Well, I looked back, but I didn't like what I saw.