Film, Spirituality, International literature, Underground culture, Design, Architecture, Writing, Dance, Theater, Poetry, Nature, Extreme Sports, Traveling, Music, Photography--pretty much anything that appeals to the senses. I'm a sensual kinda guy...
Music
Janet Jackson, Kylie Minogue, Tori Amos, Madonna, Aqualung, Notwist, U2, Shania Twain, Merle Haggard, Dixie Chicks, Faith Hill, Badly Drawn Boy, Springsteen, Lisa Marie Presley, Elvis Presley, Beatles, The Doors, Sade, Michael Jackson, Regina Spektor, Brand New, Modest Mouse, Bjork, Christina Aguilera, MIA, Missy Elliott, Mariah Carey, Nina Simone, Billie Holliday, Miles Davis, Brand New, Fiona Apple, Hilary Duff, Springsteen, White Stripes, Postal Service, Lil' Kim, Jay-Z, Wu-Tang, Type O Negative, Jay Z, Mandy Moore, David Bowie, Elton John, Johnny Cash, Death Cab, Foxxy, R. Kelly, Beastie Boys, Amr Diab, Nelly Furtado, Carina Round, Amanda Ghost and more I can't think of right now...
Movies
An American In Paris, A Philadelphia Story, All About Eve, Poetic Justice, Clueless, Little Shop of Horrors, Teen Witch, Guys & Dolls, Saving Private Ryan, Romy & Michelle, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Not Another Teen Movie, A History of Violence, Mary Poppins, Bring It On, Scary Movie, Magnolia, Freeway, Raising Arizona, A Streetcar Named Desire, Cat On A Hot Tin Roof, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, 10 Things I Hate About You, Before Sunrise, Notting Hill, Death Becomes Her, Speed, The Breakfast Club, The Rose Tattoo, The Deer Hunter, Closer
Television
Current TV, Discovery Channel, Nickelodeon, LOGO, Here! TV, HBOs, Showtimes, BBC America, HGTV, Food Network
Books
Edgar Allen Poe, Philip Roth, Langston Hughes, Maya Angelou, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Edmund White, Joan Didion, James Baldwin, Tom Wolfe, Steven King, John Updike, Bret Easton Ellis, Thomas Pynchon, Nathanael West, William Faulkner, Tom Robbins, Italo Calvino, William Carlos Williams, Cormac McCarthy, Jorge Luis Borges, Nick Hornby
Heroes
Everyone has something to teach me. Everyone is my hero.
I grew up in Jersey, New York, Texas and Florida, but I'm also an avid traveler, mostly by way of excessive daydreaming. I'm painfully shy, but incredibly social. I am an attention whore who hates the spotlight. I love a good laugh and love even more to make one happen in others. I can spend half the day on Discovery, History and National Geographic Channels and the other half on Nickelodeon, Disney and Noggin. I'm spontaneous, unpredictable and a bit of a firebrand. Self-expression is my orgasm, but the easiest way into my head is by way of sense appeal. My idea of a perfect date: a museum or arboretum trip. Best rainy day activity: writing, painting or reading about writing, painting or design. Hot weekend activities: hiking, athletics, traveling to random localities, like Kansas City or Upstate NY, simply for the experience of "newness." Favorite topics of discussion: spirituality, art, music, nature, literature, health, culture, travel and design. Quickest way to my heart: through my stomach.
On the bad side, I'm a bit of a mental wanderer. I'm emotionally immature. I've got power issues borne of deep-rooted insecurities. I've perfected the non-art of self-sabotage (working on reversing that). I've been known to isolate myself to a dangerous degree and keep those who express care for me at a distance (working on that one, too). I'm terribly insecure and incredibly indecisive. I internalize everything and I require a bit of patience from others. It's me, at this current stage...
Who I'd like to meet: I need to constantly be intrigued, or I get lost in my daydreams. I want to meet eccentrists. Anyone who lives a life I don't know of: models, dancers, teachers, racecar drivers, buddhists, wiccans, drag queens, etc. Those who can quench my innocent thirst for contemporary anthropological knowledge. Jesus Christ. Jamie King. My father I never knew. J.K. Rowling. Hugh Jackman. Janet Jackson. Julia Roberts. Mario Testino. The writers of "Coupling," "Drawn Together," and "Adult Swim." My next best friend. Marlon Brando. Bette Davis. My next ex-bf. Fiona Apple. Tori Amos. Jack Nicholson. I'd like to smack the sense into Britney Spears. I'd like to drop-kick Justin Timberlake. I want to kiss Christian Bale's feet and pull Scarlett Johannsen's hair. Someone who doesn't mind intellectually challenging me, who can also emotionally baby me without taking the condescension route. I'd like to meet people to plan parties with, go to museums, jumpstart impromptu picnics, explore the world, wax philosophically and create something together whether that be art, friendship or The Great American Novel.
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Hey There It's been a HOT minute since I l showed you any love :( Just wanted to Wish you a Happy New Year, and I hope the 09'; is better for you in every way!
"If those who took in this spectacular opening to Madonna's world tour have seen anything as slick, innovative and energetic in recent years, then please point it out. The choreography, visuals and live talent were world class and mind-blowingly well executed, intelligent and witty." The Independent
"In the premiere league of song-and-dance spectaculars, the queen of pop remains unrivalled and undefeated." The Times
"Without question Madonna is still the Queen of Pop. Long live the Queen." The Sun
"Nobody does a big stadium show quite like Madonna - this is a theatrical, two hour blockbuster." Daily Mail
I'd just walk around just slapping people in the face with it. It'd be like how I'd say hi. Like, "Hi, I'm Derrick.
" *smack*
It'd be like sex for me. Because people with huge cocks don't really have sex. I mean, not often.
Because who the fuck is gonna fuck with that?
Put your hands down!!
I like to think that people with huge penises don't exactly have the porn-star happy lives that we think they do. They don't get to bang different hotties every night. They don't get vaginas and asses fucking handed to them on silver platters. But I fucking know people with like, 9 and 10 inch penises and life is really is like that for them! And some of them are ugly as sin yet they get ass like, every five seconds.
It's like I'll be checking out boys with a friend and suddenly I hear "He's ugly, but look at that bulge!"
"um, yeah but look at that face, motherfucker!"
and then they say:
"I can't see his face when mine's buried in his crotch.
"
And that's true. So then I shut up. And just write the conversation off with a "you slut." Because that's easier.
I guess it's kinda like having big tits (naturally). You kinda get all this unwarranted, pointless attention. And HEL-LO, I fucking LIVE for unwarranted, pointless attention! Yes, please! I'll take two. In fact, give me three big ones. I want three big cocks for three times the attention. Can't remember my name? Oh, you must've been distracted by my OTHER 10-inch cock.
His name is Butch. Say hello. I can make him wave back. Seriously.
'Cept I wouldn't want sex for my big cocks. Nope.
Money, gifts and food? Yes, please!
"Hi, do you want to take me out to dinner at the most expensive restaraunt in the city?" "Eww, how could you ju
