Heather Robot
"If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone. ~ Jack Handy"

Female
31 years old

East Timor



Last Login: 8/29/2008
Mood: stoked Mood Image
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  http://www.myspace.com/lilacwhimsy  

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    Heather Robot's Interests
General

My family, fishing, camping, going to shows, Reiki and energy work, gardening, exploring odd or abandoned places, Yoga, late night baking, stones, cooking, thrift stores and yard sales, Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, drunken ghetto backyard Bocce Ball, herbs and natural healing, Fair Isle knitting, buying the most pitiful plants I can find and saving them, long walks alone, metal detecting, DANCING!!!!, and anything else that eases my mind.

Oh yeah and I am and avid reader. It is almost a madness. I read everything from DVD player pamphlets to cereal boxes to shampoo directions. I just can't stop. I am on a one way train to omniscience.

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"Each moment that passes changes you. You do not... cannot possess even yourself. How can you hope to possess anyone or anything else?"

Music

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SO many bands soo little time! Better stick with the genres: Rock, punk, twangy bluegrass and southern rock, classic rock, rockbilly, psychobilly, fuzz bands aka noise with a method, metal, blues, funk and even some jazz and experimental stuff. It keeps me busy. When all else fails there is always the music.


Your Taste in Music:

Classic Rock: Highest Influence
Heavy Metal: Highest Influence
Punk: Highest Influence
90's Alternative: Highest Influence
80's Alternative: High Influence

Movies

I love movies but I have been mostly watching older ones lately. I am really tired of the crappy endings all the new ones seem to have. I watch movies to be entertained and to indulge in non-chemical escapism. I just can't deal with a great movie that has an awful ending. I have been burned too many times lately. :)

Blow, Pee Wees Big Aventure, Purple Rain, Fight Club, WESTERNS, Pulp Fiction, Donnie Darko, 80's comedies, American Beauty, Shawn of the Dead, SPACEBALLS!, Star Wars, Snatch, The Dark Crystal (Mmm Gelflings), THE SECRET, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Napolean Dynamite, Better off Dead, Gone With the Wind (Rhett Butler So yummy!), The Bridges of Madison County (but I try not to watch it too often because I sob like a baby and my whole day is ruined),

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"And in that moment, everything I knew to be true about myself up until then was gone. I was acting like another woman, yet I was more myself than ever before."

Oh yeah and Monty Python flicks,

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"I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window dresser. So, you think you could outclever us french folks with your silly, knees-bent, running-about, advancing behavior? I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy-leather, second-hand, electric donkey bottom biters. No chance english bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing; you tiny brained wipers of other peoples' bottoms. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts"

TelevisionWatch TV! Get a lobotomy for FREE!

BooksKurt Vonnegut, On the Road, Memoirs of a Geisha, Ishmael, Lonesome Dove, Celestine Prophecies, The Foxfire series, Faeries, The Sedona Method, Angela's Ashes, A Walk in the Woods, 1984, Roald Dahl, Neil Gaiman, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Quantum Success, The Illuminatus! Trilogy, On the Road, White Oleander, historical fictions, memoirs, smutty romance novels the nastier the better, and Audubon's Guide to the Night Sky.

HeroesMy mum~ Radar Robot~ Kurt Vonnegut~ my blankey~ Bill Hicks~ Olive Oil~ Winchester~ Bali Shag~ and all my grey hairs because I earned them!

     Heather Robot's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Hometown:Akron
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes

   Heather Robot's Schools
Cicero-North Syracuse Hs
Cicero, NY
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1992 to 1995



Heather Robot Be :) ~ No be :(

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   Heather Robot's Blurbs
About me:

"To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable."

- Oscar Wilde

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Your Birthdate: May 21

You're a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature.
Bright but unbridled, you tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas.
People are frustrated by your great potential, but you love your unconventional life.
You're a heartbreaker. People get attached to you, and then you're gone.

Your strength: Your thirst for adventure

Your weakness: Not taking time for slow pleasures

Your power color: Hot pink

Your power symbol: Figure eight

Your power month: March

You are The Fool

The Fool is the card of infinite possibilities. The bag on the staff indicates that he has all he need to do or be anything he wants, he has only to stop and unpack. He is on his way to a brand new beginning. But the card carries a little bark of warning as well. Stop daydreaming and fantasising and watch your step, lest you fall and end up looking the fool.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

How You Are In Love

You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often.

You give completely and unconditionally in relationships.

You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.

You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.

You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.

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Who I'd like to meet:
The good the bad and the ugly......




   


   Heather Robot's Friend Space (Top 12)
Heather Robot has 138 friends.
 Micki 


 Kelly Downing LCC 


 Erin 


 KaSpEr ChAoS 


 ~Luv of Music~ 


 E*r*I*c*A 


 Kristen 


 Cindy 


 AmbeRobot 


 Jenni B. 


 LaRose 


 Lauren. 





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Kelly Downing LCC





Aug 28 2008 4:01 PM

We would love to have you and your family! I miss you! We should plan a get together.
XOXOX
Micki





Aug 23 2008 9:03 PM

hey beautiful mamma!!!!! im working all day but ill call u later!!!! oh i broke my new phone 2 days ago..i crashed on a quad!!!!! hahhahahahahhahaaaaa!
~Luv of Music~





Aug 17 2008 5:04 AM

Flossie





Aug 15 2008 5:12 PM

Happy Birthday Rex
Please kiss the lil guy for me, and tell him it's from Grammafrossie!
Micki





Aug 12 2008 5:41 PM

hey bitch ive called u 2xs where r u??? im going to the lake again in like an hour and it takes 2 to get there...so if u can call me soon cause we dont get any reception there!!!! i love u tons and tons and tons and tons and tons...i could go on forwever with that shit FOR REALS!!!!!!
Micki





Aug 8 2008 4:22 AM

dude ive been working at dorys house and then we went to the lake... ill be working for the next 4 or 5 days but ill call as soon as i get a chance!!!! i love u still bitch ur my #1!!!!
Micki





Aug 8 2008 12:16 AM

man i miss u so much !!!!!!!!!
~Luv of Music~





Jul 27 2008 1:29 AM



How the hell are you O'bot..I was out a phone for a bit:But I'm back up and running..Call me when you get a chance..Much Love
born under punches





Jul 21 2008 10:30 PM

man oh man does that flyer make me feel old where did you find that...
kate





Jul 15 2008 10:58 PM

college bacon tastes like cardboard and they only had Promise.
you in the cuse yet?
Micki





Jul 13 2008 12:47 AM

oh my oh me.....i miss u!!!!!
KaSpEr ChAoS





Jul 11 2008 3:20 AM


Funny Myspace Pictures


THERE!!!! Now shut up!
AmbeRobot





Jul 11 2008 2:39 AM


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Here's one 4 ya!
Dan





Jul 10 2008 8:01 PM

Thank you! A kind girl made it for me. I love my hat.
roygbiv





Jul 10 2008 8:23 AM

har har!
E*r*I*c*A





Jul 9 2008 3:09 AM

haha, yours are more exciting!! lol it's nice to play compliment tag!
E*r*I*c*A





Jul 3 2008 7:42 PM

yay!! b-day party at tity's yay!!! lol! see you there sunday?
~Luv of Music~





Jul 1 2008 4:16 PM

Love the new default pic..How are you O'bot?
Micki





Jun 26 2008 12:51 AM

hey u!!! when u figure that shit out let me know...i just tried and failed...AGAIN!!!! dude im pissed for real!!! its making me crazy!!!!!!!!!
Lisa





Jun 25 2008 2:24 PM

TomAHHta
Funny Pictures and Myspace Layouts at pYzam. com


Micki





Jun 25 2008 4:40 AM

hahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! and im flnally laughing for the first time today...thanks heddy!!! what would i do without u?!
Lauren.





Jun 21 2008 5:14 PM

hahah!
I KNOW DATS RIGHT!! ;}
Lauren.





Jun 21 2008 2:40 PM

haha. well it better be closer to us!! thats for sure! lol and i havent busted out yet... unfortunately. hah i WISH! one more year..im a senior this year. but im going to college at the same time? haha if that makes any sense. i only have to take 4 classes...and then i leave! :D so it will be wonderful!
Lauren.





Jun 21 2008 5:10 AM

well im glad!! :]] cause the sooner the better! haha.
have you found a house here yet?
E*r*I*c*A





Jun 17 2008 10:11 PM

haha!! whatever, you're more awsumer and stuff!! how's it goin? im off work and bored as hell...dunno what to clean first..doh!
Lisa





Jun 17 2008 4:04 PM

Yes, that's in my front planting bed. Unfortunately because of the climate, it is only an annual here.
:(
Lauren.





Jun 16 2008 8:41 PM

hahha. yeah im done!! :] and i cant wait for you to be closer. and actually...me and ethan baby just broke up not to long ago. haha. lonnngg story!

how are you guys?
Lisa





Jun 16 2008 12:53 PM

Thanks! They have had a huge growth spurt with all this rain and hot, humid temps! I should be getting little tomato buds any day now!
|-|/\|2† ~W.S.C.~ Soldier 4 Life!





Jun 12 2008 12:25 AM

ooo thats evil lol! i love BOB!
Micki





Jun 7 2008 5:25 PM

i love u soooooooooooo much!!!!! ill call u soon its early here!!! i gotta wake up kjust a little first hahahha
Micki





Jun 3 2008 9:15 PM

hey hey!!!! im here and sunburned!!!! ill call u later k i love u!
Kristen





Jun 3 2008 9:02 PM

Hey Ro Lo? I miss ya'll too!! It is so time for us to take a walk....on the sizzer side!! snip side!!
see you soon! How was that ministrone? MMMMMMMmmmmmm!!
~Luv of Music~





Jun 2 2008 11:00 PM