About me:
I am a comedian some days, mom other days, professional everyday, lover 3 times a week, fighter all day, kung fu master, peeper tom, runner of lakes 5 miles a day five to six days a week, singer, dancer, trooper, goofer, I am an extractor of negativity, appreciator of flowers and trees, SUPPORTER OF LAUGHTER, living for the day after, instagator, translator of love, navigator of long trips, marinator of positivity, procrastinator when needed be, absorber of smell goods, voyer of peoples, gravitator of wonderful experiences, heavenly maker of cookies and pies on special occasions, mother of college student, high school, and middle school boys in my house who need to do their chores like everyday, mayor of Mister Daddypies, President of my household, transgressor of my protector sweetnessdaddypies, 1 Sexual Therapist of Alfonso Allensworth aka Daddypies, Master Blaster of household disaster cuz I always leave dishes on the table and daddypies cleans up after me and wants to complain cuz he love to watch me try and blame it on the kids, sandwhich maker then takes a bite before she gives it to her husband cuz she wants him to say "HEY you took a bite of my sandwhich" then I say " I made it mother fucker! ", graduator of funny college, opera singer, break dancer and WIFE.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Dead people. I see dead people.
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