Li'l Scamp

About me:

Well Scamp never says much so i figured i'd better fill out this part since i'm like his best friend or somethin'. My name's Jack Wickenstein but my friends call me Wicky. Yeah, i'm like a total badass and like way popular and stuff, yeah, i'm like so cool... whu? oh, you wanna know more about li'l scamp? Oh, OK, yeah he's cool, not as cool as me though, we both go to Dewey Decimal Middle School with our other friend Otis. Otis talks kinda funny cause he's from Reykjavik or somethin'. Oh, yeah my twin sister Maddie also goes to school with us, she's always botherin' me with stupid girl talk about unicorns and pantyhose and stuff. Anyway, back to the cool stuff, one time, i totally put this flamin' bag of poo on Principal Targ's doorstep and he like total stepped in it and like all the kids at school were like "Wicky, you're so badass you should be like a professional astronaut or dinosaur when you grow up." then all the kids bought me pizzatacos and grape knee-hi and i totally got the high score on Dig-Dug, it was awesome...